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Most probably a repetition. Posted I think in soapbox that time by me ;)

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    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: - "Marion... Marion" - "Is that you, Bob?" - "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." - "That's wonderful! What's it like?" - "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" - "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?" - "No!!! I'm a rabbit in Arizona...."

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      A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: - "Marion... Marion" - "Is that you, Bob?" - "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." - "That's wonderful! What's it like?" - "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" - "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?" - "No!!! I'm a rabbit in Arizona...."

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      Or you mean The Lounge[^]

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        Or you mean The Lounge[^]

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        :(( :laugh: How you get this that fast? [Edit] I searched also in CP to be more or less sure not to re post. But my search abilities on CP seems to be weak ;)

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          :(( :laugh: How you get this that fast? [Edit] I searched also in CP to be more or less sure not to re post. But my search abilities on CP seems to be weak ;)

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          Don't blame yourself for the weird search system here. It is difficult to use. Tips from my experiences over the years: Use QUOTEs around multiple words, e.g. "my search abilities". Use capitals for AND, e.g. "my search abilities" AND "seems to be weak". When searching for a joke, there can be variants in the lead-up, but the punchline is usually the same, so search for the punchline. Try not to include names (of people and places), as they vary more widely.

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            Don't blame yourself for the weird search system here. It is difficult to use. Tips from my experiences over the years: Use QUOTEs around multiple words, e.g. "my search abilities". Use capitals for AND, e.g. "my search abilities" AND "seems to be weak". When searching for a joke, there can be variants in the lead-up, but the punchline is usually the same, so search for the punchline. Try not to include names (of people and places), as they vary more widely.

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            Thanks ;)

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              Don't blame yourself for the weird search system here. It is difficult to use. Tips from my experiences over the years: Use QUOTEs around multiple words, e.g. "my search abilities". Use capitals for AND, e.g. "my search abilities" AND "seems to be weak". When searching for a joke, there can be variants in the lead-up, but the punchline is usually the same, so search for the punchline. Try not to include names (of people and places), as they vary more widely.

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              Perhaps this should become a pinned message, or, posted somewhere prominently on this site. Because there are many of us who are illiterate about searching on CP.

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                Perhaps this should become a pinned message, or, posted somewhere prominently on this site. Because there are many of us who are illiterate about searching on CP.

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                Not pinned but least registered ;) 0x01AA - Professional Profile[^]

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                  Not pinned but least registered ;) 0x01AA - Professional Profile[^]

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                  You could post a tip, not an article...

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                  "I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks one time, but I fear the man that has practiced one kick ten thousand times!" - Bruce Lee

                  “I fear not the man who has practised 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practised one kick 10,000 times.” - Bruce Lee.

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                    Perhaps this should become a pinned message, or, posted somewhere prominently on this site. Because there are many of us who are illiterate about searching on CP.

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                    If you initiate a search on CodeProject it will take you to a search page like: Search[^]. If you then hover over the long search box at the top it shows the options.

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                      If you initiate a search on CodeProject it will take you to a search page like: Search[^]. If you then hover over the long search box at the top it shows the options.

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                      Thanks a lot. Was wondering how to search for my own earlier messages, and could not go to all my messages. Now, with your search string, can see all of them. Thanks once again.

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                        Thanks a lot. Was wondering how to search for my own earlier messages, and could not go to all my messages. Now, with your search string, can see all of them. Thanks once again.

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                        You're welcome. Like most things in life, the only way to find the answer is to try it.

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                          A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: - "Marion... Marion" - "Is that you, Bob?" - "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." - "That's wonderful! What's it like?" - "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" - "Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?" - "No!!! I'm a rabbit in Arizona...."

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                          (a) Playing golf for eternity is my idea of hell, not heaven (b) Isn't Arizona a *terrible* place for a golf course?

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                            Or you mean The Lounge[^]

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                            At a party, when someone tells a great joke and everybody but one person laughs out loud, but the last person grunts "I've heard that joke before!", he probably thinks that his grunting will make others think "Wow! That must be some smart fellow! He has heard the joke before!" That is not what is the true reaction is, not even from those among the others who have also heard the joke before, yet they laugh. It is more like "Why was that grumpy old killjoy invited to the party?" Especially when this grumpy old killjoy makes his greatest efforts to kill every joke that is told at every party. It rather makes people want to ask "Won't you please shut up?!?

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                              (a) Playing golf for eternity is my idea of hell, not heaven (b) Isn't Arizona a *terrible* place for a golf course?

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                              dandy72 wrote:

                              Arizona a terrible place for a golf course?

                              Yes, pretty much, but there is no good place for a golf course. Except maybe hell.

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                                (a) Playing golf for eternity is my idea of hell, not heaven (b) Isn't Arizona a *terrible* place for a golf course?

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                                If you know how to play golf, you don't need a course.

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                                  dandy72 wrote:

                                  Arizona a terrible place for a golf course?

                                  Yes, pretty much, but there is no good place for a golf course. Except maybe hell.

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                                  PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                                  there is no good place for a golf course. Except maybe hell.

                                  LMAO, boy, are we in agreement here...

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                                    If you know how to play golf, you don't need a course.

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                                    trønderen wrote:

                                    If you know how to play golf, you don't need a course.

                                    Clever. I see what you did there. :-)

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