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  • M MarkTJohnson

    Yeah, but in Florida would you want a big lot to have to mow in the summer?

    I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

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    Mike Hankey
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    We live in a little town in N. FL.. Summers are brutal but we do the mowing early in the morning.

    As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      Wonder if AI can help you figure out how you can afford? 10,018 sq/ft lot (.23 acres), are they try to fool you with big numbers? That's a tiny lot!

      As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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      dandy72
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      Mike Hankey wrote:

      10,018 sq/ft lot

      That would make for a huge house. But for a lot? That's 100x100, which is ridiculously small. My neighbor had a nice log house built on 15 acres, and he mowed 4 of those - the rest was covered with trees. He and the wife each had riding mowers and mowing that was a full-day endeavor between the two of them. He sold the whole thing to a housing developer, who then started by cutting down all trees, and will demolish the log house soon, which is a shame as the place looks looked amazing.

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        Mike Hankey wrote:

        10,018 sq/ft lot

        That would make for a huge house. But for a lot? That's 100x100, which is ridiculously small. My neighbor had a nice log house built on 15 acres, and he mowed 4 of those - the rest was covered with trees. He and the wife each had riding mowers and mowing that was a full-day endeavor between the two of them. He sold the whole thing to a housing developer, who then started by cutting down all trees, and will demolish the log house soon, which is a shame as the place looks looked amazing.

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        Brings a song to mind, originally by Joni Mitchel but like Counting Crows version better. Counting Crows - Big Yellow Taxi ft. Vanessa Carlton (Official Video) - YouTube[^]

        As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

          Good god, and I feel cramped in a ~1000 sq/ft house on 3 acres.

          As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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          fgs1963
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          Keep in mind there are nearly 70 million Brits living on an island the size of Oregon (population 4 million)... :doh:

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          • F fgs1963

            Keep in mind there are nearly 70 million Brits living on an island the size of Oregon (population 4 million)... :doh:

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            MarkTJohnson
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            They had their chance 250 years ago, but decided to stay over there.

            I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated. I’m begging you for the benefit of everyone, don’t be STUPID.

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            • F fgs1963

              Keep in mind there are nearly 70 million Brits living on an island the size of Oregon (population 4 million)... :doh:

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              Mike Hankey
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              I understand, I've been there and seen how close they live.

              As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                Good god, and I feel cramped in a ~1000 sq/ft house on 3 acres.

                As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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                Nelek
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                Have you been in Japan?[^]

                M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                • N Nelek

                  Have you been in Japan?[^]

                  M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  I get so claustrophobic in a MRI machine that I need to take a nerve pill before I go in and then close my eyes and clench my fists. I'm so claustrophobic that when I die I'm going to cremated. :) So spending the night in the hotel mentioned would not work for me.

                  As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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                    Agent with zero IQ. BTW, have you ever seen an agent with positive IQ? Better to talk with AI directly.

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                    charlieg
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                    Ummm, have to toss my oar in here. My daughter is a real-estate agent. You have no idea how many idiots, sorry customers, sorry, people who want to buy homes and are clueless. yes, there are dumb agents overwhelmed with 10x clients. Now, if you want to go off and buy real-estate via AI, you go do you.

                    Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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                    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                      I understand, I've been there and seen how close they live.

                      As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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                      In 94 I bought the house I raised my family in. I needed 2 bathrooms, 4 bedrooms and a "yard" large enough to let the munchkins play. 30 years later, I have my grandkids roaming the back of the yard which is only .5 acre. I'd love to have more land. Lottery has not paid out yet :)

                      Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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                        In 94 I bought the house I raised my family in. I needed 2 bathrooms, 4 bedrooms and a "yard" large enough to let the munchkins play. 30 years later, I have my grandkids roaming the back of the yard which is only .5 acre. I'd love to have more land. Lottery has not paid out yet :)

                        Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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                        Mike Hankey
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                        We have Grandkids and Great Grandkids that love to come and play. We have a creek running through the property and it's a magnet, they love to play.

                        As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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                        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                          We have Grandkids and Great Grandkids that love to come and play. We have a creek running through the property and it's a magnet, they love to play.

                          As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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                          charlieg
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                          This is a beautiful thing. Just have a hose to wash them off before they try to come back to the house. This spring, I am going to take my grandson down to the neighborhood creek and let him play. I get ads for 50 acres in Kentucky for 100k. I'm sitting on beaucoup equity and I can see a small cabin on that.

                          Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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                          • D dandy72

                            Mike Hankey wrote:

                            10,018 sq/ft lot

                            That would make for a huge house. But for a lot? That's 100x100, which is ridiculously small. My neighbor had a nice log house built on 15 acres, and he mowed 4 of those - the rest was covered with trees. He and the wife each had riding mowers and mowing that was a full-day endeavor between the two of them. He sold the whole thing to a housing developer, who then started by cutting down all trees, and will demolish the log house soon, which is a shame as the place looks looked amazing.

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                            Daniel Pfeffer
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                            dandy72 wrote:

                            That's 100x100, which is ridiculously small

                            That's about 33 * 33 ~= 1,000 square meters, or 1 dunam. But Israeli standards, that is a large plot. Most people in Israel live in apartment blocks. Unless one is in the top 0.1%, a 1,000 square meter plot is about all one is likely to be able to afford.

                            Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                              This is a beautiful thing. Just have a hose to wash them off before they try to come back to the house. This spring, I am going to take my grandson down to the neighborhood creek and let him play. I get ads for 50 acres in Kentucky for 100k. I'm sitting on beaucoup equity and I can see a small cabin on that.

                              Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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                              Do you live in KY? I spent 10 years, 5 of them college years in Murray, KY. S.W. KY.

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                                Agent with zero IQ. BTW, have you ever seen an agent with positive IQ? Better to talk with AI directly.

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                                jschell
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                                Certainly know that the one I used was worth it. At one point when showing me a house he dashed down the street to talk to three people that just left the house. He picked up, some how, that the three people were odd. So he found out that one was a structural engineer, hired by the other people, who determined the house would require structural changes due to a hill behind the house. After that talk we still looked at the house but knew to look where one of the walls was leaning in. That problem meant there was no way I could have gotten the type of loan that I was looking at. So certainly saved me time and perhaps even money.

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                                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                  Wonder if AI can help you figure out how you can afford? 10,018 sq/ft lot (.23 acres), are they try to fool you with big numbers? That's a tiny lot!

                                  As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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                                  BernardIE5317
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                                  10,000 sq ft is a modest sized home for a celebrity. Need many more 0s to include the lot.

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                                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                                    Do you live in KY? I spent 10 years, 5 of them college years in Murray, KY. S.W. KY.

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                                    no sir. I'm 64, sitting on a pile of equity and for some odd reason I'm getting fb ads offering me land in Kentucky. I would not skip a heartbeat heading out there, but my wife might kill me. :)

                                    Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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                                      no sir. I'm 64, sitting on a pile of equity and for some odd reason I'm getting fb ads offering me land in Kentucky. I would not skip a heartbeat heading out there, but my wife might kill me. :)

                                      Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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                                      Mike Hankey
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                                      The area around where I lived in KY was very beautiful, some of the best memories of my youth.

                                      As the aircraft designer said, "Simplicate and add lightness". PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.3.0 JaxCoder.com Latest Article: SimpleWizardUpdate

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                                      • D Daniel Pfeffer

                                        dandy72 wrote:

                                        That's 100x100, which is ridiculously small

                                        That's about 33 * 33 ~= 1,000 square meters, or 1 dunam. But Israeli standards, that is a large plot. Most people in Israel live in apartment blocks. Unless one is in the top 0.1%, a 1,000 square meter plot is about all one is likely to be able to afford.

                                        Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                                        dandy72
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                                        I hadn't followed any link, so I didn't realize Israel was part of the discussion. I live out in the country in Canada, on a (if I recall) 125'x325' lot. It's not exactly huge, especially compared to some of my neighbors. The lot used to be part of a larger farm land area (my grandfather's), which was measured in kilometers.

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                                          Ummm, have to toss my oar in here. My daughter is a real-estate agent. You have no idea how many idiots, sorry customers, sorry, people who want to buy homes and are clueless. yes, there are dumb agents overwhelmed with 10x clients. Now, if you want to go off and buy real-estate via AI, you go do you.

                                          Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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                                          MikeCO10
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                                          Charlie, I agree. I've worked with agents both personally and from the IT side (over 25 years) and pretty much like any large group of people, I've encountered 'amazing' at both ends of the spectrum. I have more than a few funny stories from working on a brokerage site that was one of the first local Realtors to have an active internet presence. An amusing side note, this property went pending in two days, almost unheard of in this market. Maybe the AI helped draw in some people, but a really good listing of a move-in ready house at $183/sqft probably had more to do with it. While we may not get to buying a house via AI, I would envision services that will really narrow down searches using it.

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