The worst articles ever
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Let us know when you write your article. :suss:
"If a jug falls upon a stone, woe to the jug. If a stone falls upon a jug, woe to the jug. Always woe to the jug"." - KaЯl
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".Kant wrote: Let us know when you write your article. Yeah!!!!!! In other words - unless you have physically done whatever it is that you deign to hold an opinion about - then you don't deserve to have your opinion told!!! You got that!!!!! So - if you have ever told a friend "I didn't like that new Matrix movie" - STFU!!!!!! Since you have never produced a major motion picture you have NO RIGHT to make your opinion known!!!!!! If you have ever been to a resturant and thought the fish was too tough - SHUT UP UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN A PROFESSIONAL CHEF!!!!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!! YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MEAN, HELL, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE AN OPINION unless you have done whatever it is you are opining about. WAAAAAAAHHHHH my pu**y hurts. Idiots. Anyone can have an opinion whether they have posted zero articles or 10,000 and have been granted super-duper platinum medal pinned upon my chest these are men america's best!!!! I'm going to live forever or die trying!
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Well, I learned something new. I didn't know you could do: double [,] foo=new double[100][100]; Good grief. "[,]" ??? Marc Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
A doable project is one that is small enough to be done quickly and big enough to be interesting - Ken Orr
CPP Script Framework Design Page Latest AAL Article AAL blogMarc Clifton wrote: double [,] foo=new double[100][100]; The syntax is a bit wrong, it should be
double [,] foo = new double[100, 100];[,] is used because -- unlike C -- arrays are a full-fledge object with multidimentional support built in. The array of arrays concept used in C is used in C# for creating jagged arrays. James "I despise the city and much prefer being where a traffic jam means a line-up at McDonald's" Me when telling a friend why I wouldn't want to live with him -
The reason for my earlier reply: Few months back I posted a similar post[^] at Lounge and I got flamed. I quote this from Paul Watson: "Kant, I tried to read some of your articles... but there were none. Is the CP article counter broken? Surely if you can poke fun at another article you must have written your own. Email me the link when you can." Nitron well said about poor article content. By not giving them free advertising in the lounge? - Nitron[^] My lessons learned: 1. If you have anything wrong with any article, post constructive criticism at that article's message board and don't bring it to the lounge. 2. Before you poke fun at another author's article, atleast post your article first.
"If a jug falls upon a stone, woe to the jug. If a stone falls upon a jug, woe to the jug. Always woe to the jug"." - KaЯl
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Well, I learned something new. I didn't know you could do: double [,] foo=new double[100][100]; Good grief. "[,]" ??? Marc Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
A doable project is one that is small enough to be done quickly and big enough to be interesting - Ken Orr
CPP Script Framework Design Page Latest AAL Article AAL blogMarc Clifton wrote: Good grief. "[,]" ??? yep, standard issue C# jagged array Matt Newman
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Ernesto Perales Soto wrote: what is the worst article ever posted on CodeProject?? I haven't finished it yet, but I'll email you when I post it.:)
"The Lion shall lie down with the Lamb;
but the Lamb will not get much sleep..."
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http://www.codeproject.com/script/Articles/list\_articles.asp?userid=53972 No clickety on purpose ;P --Mike-- "I'm working really, really fast at the moment, so a 3 minute outage becomes, due to time dilation, a 5 minute outage." -- Chris Maunder, relativistic system administrator Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber
Saw that one coming a mile away ;)
Ryan
"Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"
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Judgement is actually quite difficult. At what level is it decided that an article is not deemed worthy of surviving ? A guide need's to be published somewhere as to what creates a passable article. Regardz Colin J Davies
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Colin Davies wrote: At what level is it decided that an article is not deemed worthy of surviving ? When I say so. Michael Martin Australia "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
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Ernesto Perales Soto wrote: what is the worst article ever posted on CodeProject?? I haven't finished it yet, but I'll email you when I post it.:)
"The Lion shall lie down with the Lamb;
but the Lamb will not get much sleep..."
Lazarus LongRoger Wright wrote: I haven't finished it yet, but I'll email you when I post it. :) At last! Someone who doesn't have their thumb up their arse and is able to make at least a reasonable reply. I think a few people are starting to take themselves far too seriously. Michael Martin Australia "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
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I have a couple of articles sitting on my HD, waiting for the "Worst Author in CodeProject" award, but what is the point if there is not even a page to show that proves it ;) eperales
Ernesto Perales Soto wrote: I have a couple of articles sitting on my HD, waiting for the "Worst Author in CodeProject" award, but what is the point if there is not even a page to show that proves it All articles have a rating system. You can not only vote on the article, you can leave what is called "construction criticism" on a thread in the article's message board at the bottom. -Nick Parker
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I totally agree with Ernesto. He does not have to have any articles in order to criticize any article on this site. Some articles does not belong to this site. Especially some articles are just meant to annoy people and break such a great web site. Some sort of filtering should start being done. I know that the site admins have enough to do. May be, some people can do it voluntarily. For example, about 100 people can be choosen to be moderators for Unedited Reader Contributions part. If more than lets say 2 of them approves, then the article will be posted on the site. If you guys would like to do something like that, I would be very glad to participate... Mustafa Demirhan http://www.macroangel.com Sonork ID 100.9935:zoltrix
They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
Mustafa Demirhan wrote: If you guys would like to do something like that, I would be very glad to participate... The problem with something like that is it becomes very subjective, which in and of itself would not be deemed fair. People would get upset simply because some moderator didn't like the material they put together regardless of the actual quality. All articles can be voted on and messages can be left in the articles message board. -Nick Parker
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Ernesto Perales Soto wrote: what is the worst article ever posted on CodeProject?? I haven't finished it yet, but I'll email you when I post it.:)
"The Lion shall lie down with the Lamb;
but the Lamb will not get much sleep..."
Lazarus LongGood one Roger. :laugh: -Nick Parker
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Ernesto Perales Soto wrote: what is the worst article ever posted on CodeProject?? I haven't finished it yet, but I'll email you when I post it.:)
"The Lion shall lie down with the Lamb;
but the Lamb will not get much sleep..."
Lazarus LongNice response!:laugh: Brad Jennings "You're mom is nice. Mind if I go out with her?" - Jörgen Sigvardsson
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Roger Wright wrote: I haven't finished it yet, but I'll email you when I post it. :) At last! Someone who doesn't have their thumb up their arse and is able to make at least a reasonable reply. I think a few people are starting to take themselves far too seriously. Michael Martin Australia "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
Michael Martin wrote: I think a few people are starting to take themselves far too seriously. In the last few years, there has become an attitude that articles at CP must be very professional. I don't think CP has ever marketed itself as having top quality articles. (although quality is nice) More CP was a place where anyone could ask a quaestion or post an article. I guess that with almost 1/2 a million subscribers CP is expected to only have quality articles now. Regardz Colin J Davies
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This could be addictive
**The minion's version of "Catch :bob: "It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox
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Kant wrote: Let us know when you write your article. Yeah!!!!!! In other words - unless you have physically done whatever it is that you deign to hold an opinion about - then you don't deserve to have your opinion told!!! You got that!!!!! So - if you have ever told a friend "I didn't like that new Matrix movie" - STFU!!!!!! Since you have never produced a major motion picture you have NO RIGHT to make your opinion known!!!!!! If you have ever been to a resturant and thought the fish was too tough - SHUT UP UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN A PROFESSIONAL CHEF!!!!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!! YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MEAN, HELL, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE AN OPINION unless you have done whatever it is you are opining about. WAAAAAAAHHHHH my pu**y hurts. Idiots. Anyone can have an opinion whether they have posted zero articles or 10,000 and have been granted super-duper platinum medal pinned upon my chest these are men america's best!!!! I'm going to live forever or die trying!
tnolley wrote: Anyone can have an opinion whether they have posted zero articles or 10,000 Correct me if I am wrong but you seem to have a different opinion regarding people who critisize America Nick Seng (the programmer formerly known as Notorious SMC)
God, I pity me! - Phoncible P. Bone
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Kant wrote: Let us know when you write your article. Yeah!!!!!! In other words - unless you have physically done whatever it is that you deign to hold an opinion about - then you don't deserve to have your opinion told!!! You got that!!!!! So - if you have ever told a friend "I didn't like that new Matrix movie" - STFU!!!!!! Since you have never produced a major motion picture you have NO RIGHT to make your opinion known!!!!!! If you have ever been to a resturant and thought the fish was too tough - SHUT UP UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN A PROFESSIONAL CHEF!!!!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!! YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MEAN, HELL, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE AN OPINION unless you have done whatever it is you are opining about. WAAAAAAAHHHHH my pu**y hurts. Idiots. Anyone can have an opinion whether they have posted zero articles or 10,000 and have been granted super-duper platinum medal pinned upon my chest these are men america's best!!!! I'm going to live forever or die trying!
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Let us know when you write your article. :suss:
"If a jug falls upon a stone, woe to the jug. If a stone falls upon a jug, woe to the jug. Always woe to the jug"." - KaЯl
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".What an honor to be quoted! :-O But let's give back to Cesar what is Cesar’s due, the quotation "If a jug falls upon a stone, woe to the jug. If a stone falls upon a jug, woe to the jug. Always woe to the jug"." comes from the Talmud Kant wrote: This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter". A great idea and a good article! :)
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Why not suggest to the author how they can improve their work, after all many people come here to learn ? Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D
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Internet Post Cliché #127: "If you can't do it yourself, shut up and stop criticizing" Which is, to say, BS. --Mike-- "I'm working really, really fast at the moment, so a 3 minute outage becomes, due to time dilation, a 5 minute outage." -- Chris Maunder, relativistic system administrator Ericahist | Homepage | RightClick-Encrypt | 1ClickPicGrabber
Michael Dunn wrote: "If you can't do it yourself, shut up and stop criticizing" thats why i tend not to criticize, ive tried it before, not easy.
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Roger Wright wrote: I haven't finished it yet, but I'll email you when I post it. :) At last! Someone who doesn't have their thumb up their arse and is able to make at least a reasonable reply. I think a few people are starting to take themselves far too seriously. Michael Martin Australia "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
LOL! Yeah, there's a few here that expect production quality articles - not at all what my impression of what the purpose of CP is meant to be. My first (and only) article was pretty bad, even by my own low standards, but what the heck. It even has a bug in it that I have no intention of fixing, having lost interest in the subject. But it did a job that I needed done and just might be of help to someone with a similar problem. That's all I seek when I check the articles - some clues to get me started, not a ready-to-deliver solution.
"The Lion shall lie down with the Lamb;
but the Lamb will not get much sleep..."
Lazarus Long