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    OriginalGriff
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    I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      Amarnath S
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      Perhaps Google Assistant has learnt from Yahoo Mail. Since more than 10 years, Yahoo Mail is asking me to wish myself on my birthday. To make it happy, on a couple of occasions, I've sent myself a birthday mail via Yahoo Mail. Wishing you a very happy birthday.

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        I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        Bassam Abdul Baki
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        Happy Birthday!

        Web - BM - Math - LinkedIn

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          theoldfool
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          Happy Birthday! Have lots more, they are good for you. (cat logic)

          >64 It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            CPallini
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            Happy birthday, you old dog! :jig: :jig: :jig: :beer: :beer::beer: :beer: :beer:

            "In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?" -- Rigoletto

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              Perhaps Google Assistant has learnt from Yahoo Mail. Since more than 10 years, Yahoo Mail is asking me to wish myself on my birthday. To make it happy, on a couple of occasions, I've sent myself a birthday mail via Yahoo Mail. Wishing you a very happy birthday.

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              dandy72
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              ...because if you don't, who will?

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                kmoorevs
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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                it's my birthday today

                Well, Happy Birthday then! :) :cake:

                "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse "Hope is contagious"

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                  raddevus
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                  Happy Birthday. I've had my Google Home device since they were released (my son got it for me as a present). Google Assistant Has Gotten Dumber Anyways, I've noticed in the past couple of years my Google Assistant has gotten dumber. I will ask it something like, "How old is Tom Brady?" Google assistant will respond, "I don't know the answer to that question, but here's something similar...Tom Brady is 46 years old." :confused::confused: Have you noticed that your assistant has become dumber? Or does mine just need to go back to school? I'm assuming this has something to do with the AI engine they're using -- maybe they changed it to Bard in the past 2 years or something.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    0x01AA
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                    Happy Birthday :thumbsup:

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      Daniel Pfeffer
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                      Happy Birthday, and many happy returns! :java:

                      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                        jmaida
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                        What! Again! :) Have many more.

                        "A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                          obermd
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                          Happy Birthday from Clippy.

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                            I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                            Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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                            There will be a day, you will be grateful that someone reminds you that today is your birthday... Happy one!!!

                            "If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization." ― Gerald Weinberg

                            "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                              Happy Birthday from Clippy.

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                              jsc42
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                              obermd wrote:

                              Happy Birthday from Clippy.

                              "I see you are having a Birthday" "It looks like you are having a Birthday" (Edited)

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                                I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                Fergus Donaldson
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                                Happy belated birthday!

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                                  I've just had a message from Google Assistant to remind me that it's my birthday today, and I should contact me and me know I'm thinking of me ... :doh: I tried, but my phone was busy ...

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                  charlieg
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                                  I despise these assistants. Everyone is using them for customer no-support. They are dumber than bricks - no offense to the brick.

                                  Charlie Gilley “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759 Has never been more appropriate.

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