Doctor: "I have good news and bad news"
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Patient: "OK...er... give me the good news" Doctor: "you have a fatal cancer and have 24 hours to live" Patient: "Doc, if that's the GOOD NEWS, what's the BAD news?" Doctor: "I should have called you yesterday"
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The doctor gave me six months to live. I didn't pay him, so he gave me another six months. :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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The doctor gave me six months to live. I didn't pay him, so he gave me another six months. :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
Rodney Dangerfield?
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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Rodney Dangerfield?
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
I don't remember where I first heard it, but it isn't original with me.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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Patient: "OK...er... give me the good news" Doctor: "you have a fatal cancer and have 24 hours to live" Patient: "Doc, if that's the GOOD NEWS, what's the BAD news?" Doctor: "I should have called you yesterday"
Check out my IoT graphics library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx And my IoT UI/User Experience library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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I think I have submitted this one but here it is Man goes into hospital with with a bad leg. Dr: "That looks bad. Time to go to Surgery." After surgery, patient asks "How did it go?" Dr: "I have some bad news and some good news." Patient: "What's the good news?" Dr: "The leg is getting better." Patient: What's the bad news?" Dr: "We cut off the wrong leg." Grrrr
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day" Badfinger
The classic version in Norway goes: "I have some bad news and some good news for you. We were supposed to remove your left leg. But we made a mistake, removing your right leg, and we had to remove the left leg afterwards. We are sorry, but you have no legs any more. But there are some good news: The guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers."
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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The classic version in Norway goes: "I have some bad news and some good news for you. We were supposed to remove your left leg. But we made a mistake, removing your right leg, and we had to remove the left leg afterwards. We are sorry, but you have no legs any more. But there are some good news: The guy in the next bed wants to buy your slippers."
Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.
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The doctor gave me six months to live. I didn't pay him, so he gave me another six months. :)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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Patient: "OK...er... give me the good news" Doctor: "you have a fatal cancer and have 24 hours to live" Patient: "Doc, if that's the GOOD NEWS, what's the BAD news?" Doctor: "I should have called you yesterday"
Check out my IoT graphics library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/gfx And my IoT UI/User Experience library here: https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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You very probably shouldn't link to C&H - 90% of it's stuff is NSFW! This link is - but ... better to be safe than banned from this site ... :laugh:
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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You very probably shouldn't link to C&H - 90% of it's stuff is NSFW! This link is - but ... better to be safe than banned from this site ... :laugh:
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Thanks: noted ;-) <°}}}>«<
