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  • D David ONeil

    Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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    Ads in the OS should be made illegal, I hope the EU will :elephant: MS over with an oil drill on this.

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    • D David ONeil

      Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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      Sander Rossel
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      I had to look up that word and undoubtedly many non-English-as-first-language speakers with me (and probably some native English speakers as well) :~

      Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

        I had to look up that word and undoubtedly many non-English-as-first-language speakers with me (and probably some native English speakers as well) :~

        Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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        Lost User
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        Well, obviously the person who wrote the ad doesn't. :rolleyes:

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        • D David ONeil

          Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          'Tis back-to-school season, sooo...

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          • D David ONeil

            If so, the person behind that decision should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets.

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            obermd
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            I'm not even sure I'd hire someone that lazy to clean toilets. I'd be afraid they wouldn't use any cleaners.

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            • D David ONeil

              Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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              dandy72
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              David O'Neil wrote:

              "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..."

              So that's where the guy who came up with "[reticulating splines](https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Reticulating\_splines)" ended up...

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              • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                I had to look up that word and undoubtedly many non-English-as-first-language speakers with me (and probably some native English speakers as well) :~

                Best, Sander Azure DevOps Succinctly (free eBook) Azure Serverless Succinctly (free eBook) Migrating Apps to the Cloud with Azure arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript

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                David ONeil
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                I consider my vocabulary to be pretty good. That usage didn't match my expectation, so I looked it up. Their usage is quite a stretch. The word is used so infrequently that most people won't be familiar with it, and will just be confused.

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                • D David ONeil

                  If so, the person behind that decision should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets.

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                  Choroid
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                  I see a lot of clean bathrooms at MS just saying

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                  • D David ONeil

                    Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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                    Jeremy Falcon
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                    The most dangerous thing in the world isn't stupidity. It's just a teeny bit a knowledge that erroneously gives someone enough false assurance that they know everything. I can say this despite the fact I've never matriculated. :laugh:

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                    • D David ONeil

                      Don't see why - Shift '8' is a relatively easy keystroke! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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                      trønderen
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                      That's a '(' on a Norwegian keyboard.

                      Religious freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make five.

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                      • J Jeremy Falcon

                        The most dangerous thing in the world isn't stupidity. It's just a teeny bit a knowledge that erroneously gives someone enough false assurance that they know everything. I can say this despite the fact I've never matriculated. :laugh:

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                        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                        I can say this despite the fact I've never matriculated. :laugh:

                        That's cool, but my colleague has been caught many times masticating at his desk.

                        The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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                          I'm not even sure I'd hire someone that lazy to clean toilets. I'd be afraid they wouldn't use any cleaners.

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                          David ONeil
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                          Make them lick it clean, then.

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                          • D dandy72

                            David O'Neil wrote:

                            "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..."

                            So that's where the guy who came up with "[reticulating splines](https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Reticulating\_splines)" ended up...

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                            Reticulated refers to complex net-like color pattern, cool adjective for python ads.

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                            • D David ONeil

                              Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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                              It is time for you to matriculate to Linux. I did, and I'll never matriculate back. What? You said Dottynet? Here's[^] the answer to that.

                              "If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

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                              • D David ONeil

                                Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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                                haughtonomous
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                                "Matriculate: to be formally admitted to study at a university or college." Cambridge English Dictionary. Hard to see what the word has to do with eliciting sales! The only useful thing about Marketing is it keeps useless people off the streets.

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                                • J Jeremy Falcon

                                  The most dangerous thing in the world isn't stupidity. It's just a teeny bit a knowledge that erroneously gives someone enough false assurance that they know everything. I can say this despite the fact I've never matriculated. :laugh:

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                                  haughtonomous
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                                  "A little learning is a dangerous thing." I forget which historic figure said that, but it certainly holds true even today!

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                                  • D David ONeil

                                    I consider my vocabulary to be pretty good. That usage didn't match my expectation, so I looked it up. Their usage is quite a stretch. The word is used so infrequently that most people won't be familiar with it, and will just be confused.

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                                    haughtonomous
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                                    I would hope that entry standards to college or university are these days still sufficiently high that anyone so admitted would know the meaning, given that matriculation is what has just happened to them!🙄

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                                    • D David ONeil

                                      Saw this absolutely stupid wording on my start screen today: "Matriculate your shopping over to [our browser] to help ensure low prices..." Evidently MS, in their infinite stupidity, has re-enabled ads on the start screen even though I turned them off earlier. Looking into this more: Yes, yes they did. (Evidently on one of their 'minor point' updates.) And the person who thinks 'matriculate' is a catchy word to entice people with should be fired, and not hired for anything more than cleaning toilets. X| X| X| Maybe this would keep them away from a keyboard: Chinese finger torture[^]

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                                      MSBassSinger
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                                      Maybe it was a poor attempt at humor given this is the season in the US for students going back to school. Unless they meant the Scottish-English meaning of registering firearms. 🙂 It is the political season in the US, also.

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                                      • J Jeremy Falcon

                                        The most dangerous thing in the world isn't stupidity. It's just a teeny bit a knowledge that erroneously gives someone enough false assurance that they know everything. I can say this despite the fact I've never matriculated. :laugh:

                                        Jeremy Falcon

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                                        dandy72
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                                        Jeremy Falcon wrote:

                                        I can say this despite the fact I've never matriculated. :laugh:

                                        The more I read about the word's definition, the less certain I am about this being a good or bad thing. Yay?

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                                        • H haughtonomous

                                          "A little learning is a dangerous thing." I forget which historic figure said that, but it certainly holds true even today!

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                                          Dr Plecostomus
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                                          There are three categories of knowledge: things I know that I know; things I know that I don't know; and things I don't know that I don't know. My goal has always been to maximize the second category, minimize the third, and acknowledge that things in the first category likely have components in the second and third.

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