An olde joke
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‘tis a beautiful summer’s day... All is well, every bird is singing, and three venerable old gentlemen are gathered in the splendid garden of their retirement home. And, a question pops up: “What is the fastest thing in Universe?” “But everybody knows the answer to that! It is light. Nothing can travel faster than light. Einstein even provided mathematical proof.” “Delusions, delusions! It is thought. My thought can travel from this hammock, to the Andromeda galaxy – millions of light years away – in a blink. That is countless of magnitudes faster.” “Ah my dearest friends... have you learnt nothing? The fastest thing, in Universe, is crap.” “Crap?” “Crap??” “But yes of course! I can can crap meself, before even thinking at all.”
.Coat? Oh! Dear Heavens, where on Earth did I leave my coat?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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‘tis a beautiful summer’s day... All is well, every bird is singing, and three venerable old gentlemen are gathered in the splendid garden of their retirement home. And, a question pops up: “What is the fastest thing in Universe?” “But everybody knows the answer to that! It is light. Nothing can travel faster than light. Einstein even provided mathematical proof.” “Delusions, delusions! It is thought. My thought can travel from this hammock, to the Andromeda galaxy – millions of light years away – in a blink. That is countless of magnitudes faster.” “Ah my dearest friends... have you learnt nothing? The fastest thing, in Universe, is crap.” “Crap?” “Crap??” “But yes of course! I can can crap meself, before even thinking at all.”
.Coat? Oh! Dear Heavens, where on Earth did I leave my coat?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
For this one, you will not even have time to grab your coat.
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‘tis a beautiful summer’s day... All is well, every bird is singing, and three venerable old gentlemen are gathered in the splendid garden of their retirement home. And, a question pops up: “What is the fastest thing in Universe?” “But everybody knows the answer to that! It is light. Nothing can travel faster than light. Einstein even provided mathematical proof.” “Delusions, delusions! It is thought. My thought can travel from this hammock, to the Andromeda galaxy – millions of light years away – in a blink. That is countless of magnitudes faster.” “Ah my dearest friends... have you learnt nothing? The fastest thing, in Universe, is crap.” “Crap?” “Crap??” “But yes of course! I can can crap meself, before even thinking at all.”
.Coat? Oh! Dear Heavens, where on Earth did I leave my coat?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
megaadam wrote:
Coat? Oh! Dear Heavens, where on Earth did I leave my coat?
Your coate (and yourselfe) were deposited in the streete before you started telling your olde joke. :mad:
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.
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‘tis a beautiful summer’s day... All is well, every bird is singing, and three venerable old gentlemen are gathered in the splendid garden of their retirement home. And, a question pops up: “What is the fastest thing in Universe?” “But everybody knows the answer to that! It is light. Nothing can travel faster than light. Einstein even provided mathematical proof.” “Delusions, delusions! It is thought. My thought can travel from this hammock, to the Andromeda galaxy – millions of light years away – in a blink. That is countless of magnitudes faster.” “Ah my dearest friends... have you learnt nothing? The fastest thing, in Universe, is crap.” “Crap?” “Crap??” “But yes of course! I can can crap meself, before even thinking at all.”
.Coat? Oh! Dear Heavens, where on Earth did I leave my coat?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"