Everyone needs staples in their head. "VStudio Updates: Via social media Pin"
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I don't know who came up with Lidocaine, but I'll have your babies. Spoiler, I don't have a uterus. If there was ever a perfect example of defensive programming, I lived it today. You youngsters and oldsters pay attention. Your gun won't fire, the bad guy's chainsaw always works fine, and when you try to run, you will trip. :) So, my son and daughter have somehow achieved a wild hair. They want a fire pit in the backyard. Today, I am delivering small slate to the area. Shoveling complete, cleaning truck bed complete, daughter closes the lift gate to the truck. Now, I'm 65, so looking to the right and left of the bed - nah, not for me. So, I go to the back, flip my left leg over and step on the hitch... sling right leg over toward the ground... tailgate pops open.... this all compresses to 3 seconds. If you laugh, it's okay, but you owe me: me: I'm in physics land. Fuc..... daughter: Ohhhh fuc.......! my head hitting the fire pit rock: fuc..... my butt hitting more rock: where did you come from... My butt still hurts, I'll be posting images tomorrow ;) I'm on the ground, scalp injuries bleed so there is blood runnin down my neck and face. No concussion but first words out of my mouth are "don;t call your mom!" she's on the phone with mom... fml. 3 female rants later, some lidocane and 6 staples to close up the 4cm hole in my head.... So teaching programming moment: 1) assume nothing 2) check your return values 3) see #1. head is throbbing. Oh, it gets better. Youngest daughter's wedding rehearsal is tomorrow.
Charlie Gilley “Microsoft is the virus..." "the problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money"
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I don't know who came up with Lidocaine, but I'll have your babies. Spoiler, I don't have a uterus. If there was ever a perfect example of defensive programming, I lived it today. You youngsters and oldsters pay attention. Your gun won't fire, the bad guy's chainsaw always works fine, and when you try to run, you will trip. :) So, my son and daughter have somehow achieved a wild hair. They want a fire pit in the backyard. Today, I am delivering small slate to the area. Shoveling complete, cleaning truck bed complete, daughter closes the lift gate to the truck. Now, I'm 65, so looking to the right and left of the bed - nah, not for me. So, I go to the back, flip my left leg over and step on the hitch... sling right leg over toward the ground... tailgate pops open.... this all compresses to 3 seconds. If you laugh, it's okay, but you owe me: me: I'm in physics land. Fuc..... daughter: Ohhhh fuc.......! my head hitting the fire pit rock: fuc..... my butt hitting more rock: where did you come from... My butt still hurts, I'll be posting images tomorrow ;) I'm on the ground, scalp injuries bleed so there is blood runnin down my neck and face. No concussion but first words out of my mouth are "don;t call your mom!" she's on the phone with mom... fml. 3 female rants later, some lidocane and 6 staples to close up the 4cm hole in my head.... So teaching programming moment: 1) assume nothing 2) check your return values 3) see #1. head is throbbing. Oh, it gets better. Youngest daughter's wedding rehearsal is tomorrow.
Charlie Gilley “Microsoft is the virus..." "the problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money"
bummer, feel for you. Fast forward 25 years: same damage if you brush against the door jam as you pass through. :(
>64 It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.
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bummer, feel for you. Fast forward 25 years: same damage if you brush against the door jam as you pass through. :(
>64 It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.
Are doors - including the ones in the house I've lived in for 35 years - getting narrower? I keep on bumping into them and yes, it hurts. From this week it will also bruise really badly as am now on anti-coagulants... :(
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I don't know who came up with Lidocaine, but I'll have your babies. Spoiler, I don't have a uterus. If there was ever a perfect example of defensive programming, I lived it today. You youngsters and oldsters pay attention. Your gun won't fire, the bad guy's chainsaw always works fine, and when you try to run, you will trip. :) So, my son and daughter have somehow achieved a wild hair. They want a fire pit in the backyard. Today, I am delivering small slate to the area. Shoveling complete, cleaning truck bed complete, daughter closes the lift gate to the truck. Now, I'm 65, so looking to the right and left of the bed - nah, not for me. So, I go to the back, flip my left leg over and step on the hitch... sling right leg over toward the ground... tailgate pops open.... this all compresses to 3 seconds. If you laugh, it's okay, but you owe me: me: I'm in physics land. Fuc..... daughter: Ohhhh fuc.......! my head hitting the fire pit rock: fuc..... my butt hitting more rock: where did you come from... My butt still hurts, I'll be posting images tomorrow ;) I'm on the ground, scalp injuries bleed so there is blood runnin down my neck and face. No concussion but first words out of my mouth are "don;t call your mom!" she's on the phone with mom... fml. 3 female rants later, some lidocane and 6 staples to close up the 4cm hole in my head.... So teaching programming moment: 1) assume nothing 2) check your return values 3) see #1. head is throbbing. Oh, it gets better. Youngest daughter's wedding rehearsal is tomorrow.
Charlie Gilley “Microsoft is the virus..." "the problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money"
Oh man, that was unlucky. In so many ways. Keep taking the tablets. As Moses said.
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I don't know who came up with Lidocaine, but I'll have your babies. Spoiler, I don't have a uterus. If there was ever a perfect example of defensive programming, I lived it today. You youngsters and oldsters pay attention. Your gun won't fire, the bad guy's chainsaw always works fine, and when you try to run, you will trip. :) So, my son and daughter have somehow achieved a wild hair. They want a fire pit in the backyard. Today, I am delivering small slate to the area. Shoveling complete, cleaning truck bed complete, daughter closes the lift gate to the truck. Now, I'm 65, so looking to the right and left of the bed - nah, not for me. So, I go to the back, flip my left leg over and step on the hitch... sling right leg over toward the ground... tailgate pops open.... this all compresses to 3 seconds. If you laugh, it's okay, but you owe me: me: I'm in physics land. Fuc..... daughter: Ohhhh fuc.......! my head hitting the fire pit rock: fuc..... my butt hitting more rock: where did you come from... My butt still hurts, I'll be posting images tomorrow ;) I'm on the ground, scalp injuries bleed so there is blood runnin down my neck and face. No concussion but first words out of my mouth are "don;t call your mom!" she's on the phone with mom... fml. 3 female rants later, some lidocane and 6 staples to close up the 4cm hole in my head.... So teaching programming moment: 1) assume nothing 2) check your return values 3) see #1. head is throbbing. Oh, it gets better. Youngest daughter's wedding rehearsal is tomorrow.
Charlie Gilley “Microsoft is the virus..." "the problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money"
I have a new mantra when I am taking 4 by 8 sheets of Baltic Birch out of the truck bed charlieg got staples be careful Hope you are healing fast and don't use the blow dryer staples get hot We had a num nut come back to the ER complaining the staples caused pain when he was blow drying his hair. Which should not have been washed
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bummer, feel for you. Fast forward 25 years: same damage if you brush against the door jam as you pass through. :(
>64 It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.
theoldfool wrote:
brush against the door jam as you pass through
Happened to my old man more than once, his skin did this accordion thing. Looks worse than it is though, but still.
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