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A farmer in the country discovered that some kids had been stealing fruit from his watermelon patch. So he put up a sign that read "WARNING! One of these Watermelons contain rat poison!" The farmer returned to the patch a week later and discovered that all of his watermelons were still there, but he found another sign that read "Now TWO of them do!" ------------------------------------------------------ At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent then they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Tommy, what's the matter?" Little Tommy responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife." :-D
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
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A farmer in the country discovered that some kids had been stealing fruit from his watermelon patch. So he put up a sign that read "WARNING! One of these Watermelons contain rat poison!" The farmer returned to the patch a week later and discovered that all of his watermelons were still there, but he found another sign that read "Now TWO of them do!" ------------------------------------------------------ At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent then they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Tommy, what's the matter?" Little Tommy responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife." :-D
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother Teresa -
A farmer in the country discovered that some kids had been stealing fruit from his watermelon patch. So he put up a sign that read "WARNING! One of these Watermelons contain rat poison!" The farmer returned to the patch a week later and discovered that all of his watermelons were still there, but he found another sign that read "Now TWO of them do!" ------------------------------------------------------ At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent then they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Tommy, what's the matter?" Little Tommy responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife." :-D
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother Teresa:):bob:) Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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A farmer in the country discovered that some kids had been stealing fruit from his watermelon patch. So he put up a sign that read "WARNING! One of these Watermelons contain rat poison!" The farmer returned to the patch a week later and discovered that all of his watermelons were still there, but he found another sign that read "Now TWO of them do!" ------------------------------------------------------ At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent then they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Tommy, what's the matter?" Little Tommy responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife." :-D
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother TeresaRohit Sinha wrote: "Now.. TWO of them do!" Excellent! :jig:
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
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Rohit Sinha wrote: "Now.. TWO of them do!" Excellent! :jig:
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderDid you get that project you talked about ages ago? I was away for quite a while so I am slightly out of touch. :)
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother Teresa -
Did you get that project you talked about ages ago? I was away for quite a while so I am slightly out of touch. :)
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother TeresaIf you're referring to the website for the Chamber of Commerce, no. Their funding expired without them ever calling back. That one made me nervous anyway, the requirements were so vague. If you've ever dealt with a Chamber of Commerce (essentially a bunch of business people trying to promote business in the city) you know what an ineffectual bunch of ninnies they usually are. It would have been very risky to take on the task, though I could certainly use the $$$.
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
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If you're referring to the website for the Chamber of Commerce, no. Their funding expired without them ever calling back. That one made me nervous anyway, the requirements were so vague. If you've ever dealt with a Chamber of Commerce (essentially a bunch of business people trying to promote business in the city) you know what an ineffectual bunch of ninnies they usually are. It would have been very risky to take on the task, though I could certainly use the $$$.
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderOops! I'm sorry. Yes, I think that's the one I was referring to. Best of luck for the future, though. :)
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
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Oops! I'm sorry. Yes, I think that's the one I was referring to. Best of luck for the future, though. :)
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother TeresaThings are looking up. The college wants me to teach a math class next semester, and their IS manager called to schedule an interview for a network tech job they have at the same campus. Neither pays much, but it's steady. The local Bar Association wants me to do a website for them, and a client called Friday about reconfiguing their whole network next week. When it rains, it pours...:-D
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
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Things are looking up. The college wants me to teach a math class next semester, and their IS manager called to schedule an interview for a network tech job they have at the same campus. Neither pays much, but it's steady. The local Bar Association wants me to do a website for them, and a client called Friday about reconfiguing their whole network next week. When it rains, it pours...:-D
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderSounds like things have indeed started looking up. Good luck and keep it up. :cool:
Regards,Rohit Sinha
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person.
- Mother Teresa