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Some idiot in a public restroom upbraided me for not washing my hands after peeing!

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  • D David Wulff

    A lot of people will claim they are disgusted with you, but most will not wash their hands either in public situations. I myself will only wash my hands if I am forced to touch something - assuming the main door into the toilets isn't open in the first place (which a lot are), I'll use my foot and/or body weight to open it and pee in the nearest urinal, and unless it's a really cold day I don't even have to touch my dick (I'll be far too busy making sure my belt doesnt fall into the toilet!) If you do a good job of washing each day then there would be far more germs on your hands than your dick from the moment you leave your shower. Interestingly, this was bought up here once before, many many months ago. :)


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    "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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    Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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    Personally I've got into the habit of always washing - and not just with water either. I honestly don't see why anyone would be tempted not to. :confused: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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    • T Terry ONolley

      Chris Losinger wrote: ain't no bacteria gonna squeeze through all the layers of a folded-up paper towel in the .8 seconds i'm grabbing the door handle. So you actually wad up paper towels into multiple layers before you touch restroom doors? Most people project their own situation onto the world and behave accordingly. Perhaps you are very unclean "down there" and so you assume everyone else is too and so to protect yourself from all of that uncleanliness you select a paper towel and carefully fold into enough layers to protect your clean hands.



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      Terry O`Nolley wrote: Perhaps you are very unclean "down there" and so you assume everyone else is too and so to protect yourself from all of that uncleanliness you select a paper towel and carefully fold into enough layers to protect your clean hands. err, no. have you ever looked at a public bathroom? guys piss all over everything: the wall, the floor, the fixtures, and presumably, their hands. now maybe you have stellar technique or something, but sorry, i don't trust everyone else. and not everyone is just pissing... -c CheeseWeasle

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        Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."



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        Stan Shannon
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        I always wash my hands in the rest room - not because I touched anything in paticular, but because it is simply an opportunity to wash them, as they do pick up germs from many sources.

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          ... that interesting if you interrupted it to answer the door.

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          David Wulff
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          I assumed he meant they were playing chess?


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          "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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            After reading this boy am I glad I don't have to use the gents anymore. X| Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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            Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: After reading this boy am I glad I don't have to use the gents anymore. What makes you think women are any better? :laugh: ...and you just know that the queues are likely to be longer. Debbie

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            • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

              Personally I've got into the habit of always washing - and not just with water either. I honestly don't see why anyone would be tempted not to. :confused: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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              David Wulff
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              My reason is speed. I do not wish to hang even for one more minute than I absolutely have to in a room that smells like--well as you know, not very pleasant at all. If I haven't touched anything with my hands, why do they need to be washed? I find it very interesting that men especially are quick to jump on crying "oh, that is disgusting" yet don't think twice about sticking their member in someone else's mouth? :~ Personally if I can keep myself clean enough to do that I'm confident that I won't die from not washing my hands after touching my fly (aka zipper?). Then again thinking about this far more than I really should be (:)), I remember from past discussions held by Martin that a lot of Americans are curcumsized, which would make the whole process of peeing a lot less hygenic. I can understand cut people needing to was their hands.


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              "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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                My reason is speed. I do not wish to hang even for one more minute than I absolutely have to in a room that smells like--well as you know, not very pleasant at all. If I haven't touched anything with my hands, why do they need to be washed? I find it very interesting that men especially are quick to jump on crying "oh, that is disgusting" yet don't think twice about sticking their member in someone else's mouth? :~ Personally if I can keep myself clean enough to do that I'm confident that I won't die from not washing my hands after touching my fly (aka zipper?). Then again thinking about this far more than I really should be (:)), I remember from past discussions held by Martin that a lot of Americans are curcumsized, which would make the whole process of peeing a lot less hygenic. I can understand cut people needing to was their hands.


                David Wulff

                "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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                David Wulff wrote: curcumsized Freudian slip? David Wulff wrote: I can understand cut people needing to was their hands. Yeah, nobody wants to walk out of a bathroom with blood on their hands.

                Paul Watson
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                Roger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher

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                • D David Wulff

                  A lot of people will claim they are disgusted with you, but most will not wash their hands either in public situations. I myself will only wash my hands if I am forced to touch something - assuming the main door into the toilets isn't open in the first place (which a lot are), I'll use my foot and/or body weight to open it and pee in the nearest urinal, and unless it's a really cold day I don't even have to touch my dick (I'll be far too busy making sure my belt doesnt fall into the toilet!) If you do a good job of washing each day then there would be far more germs on your hands than your dick from the moment you leave your shower. Interestingly, this was bought up here once before, many many months ago. :)


                  David Wulff

                  "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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                  It's more about being polite, David. Like "bless you" after someone sneezes, most people don't really think it'll save you from certain death, but it's still done.

                  Shog9

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                    I assumed he meant they were playing chess?


                    David Wulff

                    "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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                    Paul Watson
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                    David Wulff wrote: I assumed he meant they were playing chess? Do they play Chess differently in Tiverton as well?

                    Paul Watson
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                    Cape Town, South Africa

                    Roger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher

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                      Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: After reading this boy am I glad I don't have to use the gents anymore. What makes you think women are any better? :laugh: ...and you just know that the queues are likely to be longer. Debbie

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                      Well so far there's no comparison. Most gents toilets are absolutely disgusting. X| I can live with the queues as a price to pay for getting away from that! Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                      • D David Wulff

                        My reason is speed. I do not wish to hang even for one more minute than I absolutely have to in a room that smells like--well as you know, not very pleasant at all. If I haven't touched anything with my hands, why do they need to be washed? I find it very interesting that men especially are quick to jump on crying "oh, that is disgusting" yet don't think twice about sticking their member in someone else's mouth? :~ Personally if I can keep myself clean enough to do that I'm confident that I won't die from not washing my hands after touching my fly (aka zipper?). Then again thinking about this far more than I really should be (:)), I remember from past discussions held by Martin that a lot of Americans are curcumsized, which would make the whole process of peeing a lot less hygenic. I can understand cut people needing to was their hands.


                        David Wulff

                        "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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                        David Wulff wrote: If I haven't touched anything with my hands, why do they need to be washed? All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                        • T Terry ONolley

                          Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."



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                          "And, can you handle this? I don't always wash my hands after going to the bathroom. You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them! And you know how often that happens? Tops, tops, 2 to 3 times a week, tops. Mabye a little more on the holidays, you know what I'm saying? But I don't wash my hands. I figure, my dick's clean. If you're gonna wash your hands each time, I say, just go ahead and wash your dick off as well if you're that scared of getting germs." - George Carlin

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                            Terry O`Nolley wrote: Perhaps you are very unclean "down there" and so you assume everyone else is too and so to protect yourself from all of that uncleanliness you select a paper towel and carefully fold into enough layers to protect your clean hands. err, no. have you ever looked at a public bathroom? guys piss all over everything: the wall, the floor, the fixtures, and presumably, their hands. now maybe you have stellar technique or something, but sorry, i don't trust everyone else. and not everyone is just pissing... -c CheeseWeasle

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                            Chris Losinger wrote: the wall, the floor, the fixtures, and presumably, their hands. now maybe you have stellar technique or something, but sorry, i don't trust everyone else. and not everyone is just pissing... I'm sure if I had a wild hair up my ass and felt like touching the floor of a public restroom I would use a paper towel too. And I have never seen anyone doing anything other than pissing in a urinal. And if I was suffering sever vertigo I might somehow piss on my hands - in which case I would wash it off.



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                              Terry O`Nolley wrote: And if you don't pee on your hands Even if you do, you're ahead of the game. Urine from a normal, healthy human being contains no bacteria; the kidneys remove them. There are metabolic wastes, of course, but not in concentrations high enough to be harmful. If you are injured in the field, urine is an excellent, if somewhat gross liquid to use for washing the wound. Far safer than river water in most regions, including the US.

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                              And if you get stung by a jelly-fish, urine can be used to nuetralize the toxins! (I learned that by watching _Friends_)



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                                After reading this boy am I glad I don't have to use the gents anymore. X| Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                                Terry ONolley
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                                You are glad you don't need to use the gents anymore because gents don't wash their hands after urinating? How that affect you in any way if you still used the gents? Noone is suggesting that after not washing their hands that the gents will rub their unwashed mitts all over the air that you will walk through.



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                                  And if you get stung by a jelly-fish, urine can be used to nuetralize the toxins! (I learned that by watching _Friends_)



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                                  Terry O`Nolley wrote: (I learned that by watching _Friends_) i might just prefer to die of jelly stings... X|

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                                  • P Paul Watson

                                    David Wulff wrote: curcumsized Freudian slip? David Wulff wrote: I can understand cut people needing to was their hands. Yeah, nobody wants to walk out of a bathroom with blood on their hands.

                                    Paul Watson
                                    Bluegrass
                                    Cape Town, South Africa

                                    Roger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher

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                                    Paul Watson wrote: Freudian slip? :-O :rolleyes: :laugh:


                                    David Wulff

                                    "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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                                      Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."



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                                      You're a bizarre fellow sometimes. :| BW "In a world full of people, only some want to fly,Isn't that crazy?" - Seal

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                                        David Wulff wrote: If I haven't touched anything with my hands, why do they need to be washed? All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                                        Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! You should be backing us up here Anna! I mean you of all girls know the trouble we go through, you should be sympathetic.

                                        Paul Watson
                                        Bluegrass
                                        Cape Town, South Africa

                                        Roger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher

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                                          David Wulff wrote: I assumed he meant they were playing chess? Do they play Chess differently in Tiverton as well?

                                          Paul Watson
                                          Bluegrass
                                          Cape Town, South Africa

                                          Roger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher

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                                          LOL :D Hey Paul, how was the trip, any writeups on your trip ? any pics ? Regards, Kannan

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