Some idiot in a public restroom upbraided me for not washing my hands after peeing!
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My reason is speed. I do not wish to hang even for one more minute than I absolutely have to in a room that smells like--well as you know, not very pleasant at all. If I haven't touched anything with my hands, why do they need to be washed? I find it very interesting that men especially are quick to jump on crying "oh, that is disgusting" yet don't think twice about sticking their member in someone else's mouth? :~ Personally if I can keep myself clean enough to do that I'm confident that I won't die from not washing my hands after touching my fly (aka zipper?). Then again thinking about this far more than I really should be (:)), I remember from past discussions held by Martin that a lot of Americans are curcumsized, which would make the whole process of peeing a lot less hygenic. I can understand cut people needing to was their hands.
David Wulff
"Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.
David Wulff wrote: curcumsized Freudian slip? David Wulff wrote: I can understand cut people needing to was their hands. Yeah, nobody wants to walk out of a bathroom with blood on their hands.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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A lot of people will claim they are disgusted with you, but most will not wash their hands either in public situations. I myself will only wash my hands if I am forced to touch something - assuming the main door into the toilets isn't open in the first place (which a lot are), I'll use my foot and/or body weight to open it and pee in the nearest urinal, and unless it's a really cold day I don't even have to touch my dick (I'll be far too busy making sure my belt doesnt fall into the toilet!) If you do a good job of washing each day then there would be far more germs on your hands than your dick from the moment you leave your shower. Interestingly, this was bought up here once before, many many months ago. :)
David Wulff
"Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.
It's more about being polite, David. Like "bless you" after someone sneezes, most people don't really think it'll save you from certain death, but it's still done.
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I assumed he meant they were playing chess?
David Wulff
"Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.
David Wulff wrote: I assumed he meant they were playing chess? Do they play Chess differently in Tiverton as well?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: After reading this boy am I glad I don't have to use the gents anymore. What makes you think women are any better? :laugh: ...and you just know that the queues are likely to be longer. Debbie
Well so far there's no comparison. Most gents toilets are absolutely disgusting. X| I can live with the queues as a price to pay for getting away from that! Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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My reason is speed. I do not wish to hang even for one more minute than I absolutely have to in a room that smells like--well as you know, not very pleasant at all. If I haven't touched anything with my hands, why do they need to be washed? I find it very interesting that men especially are quick to jump on crying "oh, that is disgusting" yet don't think twice about sticking their member in someone else's mouth? :~ Personally if I can keep myself clean enough to do that I'm confident that I won't die from not washing my hands after touching my fly (aka zipper?). Then again thinking about this far more than I really should be (:)), I remember from past discussions held by Martin that a lot of Americans are curcumsized, which would make the whole process of peeing a lot less hygenic. I can understand cut people needing to was their hands.
David Wulff
"Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.
David Wulff wrote: If I haven't touched anything with my hands, why do they need to be washed? All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
"And, can you handle this? I don't always wash my hands after going to the bathroom. You know when I wash my hands? When I shit on them! And you know how often that happens? Tops, tops, 2 to 3 times a week, tops. Mabye a little more on the holidays, you know what I'm saying? But I don't wash my hands. I figure, my dick's clean. If you're gonna wash your hands each time, I say, just go ahead and wash your dick off as well if you're that scared of getting germs." - George Carlin
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Terry O`Nolley wrote: Perhaps you are very unclean "down there" and so you assume everyone else is too and so to protect yourself from all of that uncleanliness you select a paper towel and carefully fold into enough layers to protect your clean hands. err, no. have you ever looked at a public bathroom? guys piss all over everything: the wall, the floor, the fixtures, and presumably, their hands. now maybe you have stellar technique or something, but sorry, i don't trust everyone else. and not everyone is just pissing... -c CheeseWeasle
Chris Losinger wrote: the wall, the floor, the fixtures, and presumably, their hands. now maybe you have stellar technique or something, but sorry, i don't trust everyone else. and not everyone is just pissing... I'm sure if I had a wild hair up my ass and felt like touching the floor of a public restroom I would use a paper towel too. And I have never seen anyone doing anything other than pissing in a urinal. And if I was suffering sever vertigo I might somehow piss on my hands - in which case I would wash it off.
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Terry O`Nolley wrote: And if you don't pee on your hands Even if you do, you're ahead of the game. Urine from a normal, healthy human being contains no bacteria; the kidneys remove them. There are metabolic wastes, of course, but not in concentrations high enough to be harmful. If you are injured in the field, urine is an excellent, if somewhat gross liquid to use for washing the wound. Far safer than river water in most regions, including the US.
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- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderAnd if you get stung by a jelly-fish, urine can be used to nuetralize the toxins! (I learned that by watching _Friends_)
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After reading this boy am I glad I don't have to use the gents anymore. X| Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
You are glad you don't need to use the gents anymore because gents don't wash their hands after urinating? How that affect you in any way if you still used the gents? Noone is suggesting that after not washing their hands that the gents will rub their unwashed mitts all over the air that you will walk through.
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And if you get stung by a jelly-fish, urine can be used to nuetralize the toxins! (I learned that by watching _Friends_)
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David Wulff wrote: curcumsized Freudian slip? David Wulff wrote: I can understand cut people needing to was their hands. Yeah, nobody wants to walk out of a bathroom with blood on their hands.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
Paul Watson wrote: Freudian slip? :-O :rolleyes: :laugh:
David Wulff
"Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
You're a bizarre fellow sometimes. :| BW "In a world full of people, only some want to fly,Isn't that crazy?" - Seal
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David Wulff wrote: If I haven't touched anything with my hands, why do they need to be washed? All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! You should be backing us up here Anna! I mean you of all girls know the trouble we go through, you should be sympathetic.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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David Wulff wrote: I assumed he meant they were playing chess? Do they play Chess differently in Tiverton as well?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
LOL :D Hey Paul, how was the trip, any writeups on your trip ? any pics ? Regards, Kannan
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You are glad you don't need to use the gents anymore because gents don't wash their hands after urinating? How that affect you in any way if you still used the gents? Noone is suggesting that after not washing their hands that the gents will rub their unwashed mitts all over the air that you will walk through.
Terry O`Nolley wrote: You are glad you don't need to use the gents anymore because gents don't wash their hands after urinating? Now I didn't say that, did I? It's just one factor...aside from the obvious difference in general hygene (imagine what would happen if gents toilets were carpetted like many Ladies X| ) if you watch men and women in the loos you'll soon see that guys are far less likely to clean up after using the loo. Try using the Ladies for a week (you'll have to go in disguise, but for all I know you're CD so that might not be a problem) and you'll see it for yourself. In the meantime, remind me never to shake your hand. ;P Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Well so far there's no comparison. Most gents toilets are absolutely disgusting. X| I can live with the queues as a price to pay for getting away from that! Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Most gents toilets are absolutely disgusting You forgot to point out the obvious - most blokes are absolutely disgusting too! They obviously want to make themselves feel at home in the toilets. X|
David Wulff
"Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.
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LOL :D Hey Paul, how was the trip, any writeups on your trip ? any pics ? Regards, Kannan
Check this out When I got back from Greece I wrote that. In short it was fantastic, thanks. :-D photos are coming soon, just need to get them all developed
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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people like you are the reason i open bathroom doors with a paper towel. -c CheeseWeasle
Think of all the trees you are killing with that type of behavior. Richard paranoia has its place I suppose In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. Orson Welles
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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! You should be backing us up here Anna! I mean you of all girls know the trouble we go through, you should be sympathetic.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
I am sympathetic hun...just not to those who turn gents loos into the state they invariably are. As usual, the idiotic minority are the ones who give any group of people a bad name. Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Most gents toilets are absolutely disgusting You forgot to point out the obvious - most blokes are absolutely disgusting too! They obviously want to make themselves feel at home in the toilets. X|
David Wulff
"Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.
I wouldn't say most, but far, far too many. I've no real idea why that's the case, but my instinct tells me it's not physiological. Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In