Some idiot in a public restroom upbraided me for not washing my hands after peeing!
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And if you get stung by a jelly-fish, urine can be used to nuetralize the toxins! (I learned that by watching _Friends_)
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David Wulff wrote: curcumsized Freudian slip? David Wulff wrote: I can understand cut people needing to was their hands. Yeah, nobody wants to walk out of a bathroom with blood on their hands.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
Paul Watson wrote: Freudian slip? :-O :rolleyes: :laugh:
David Wulff
"Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.
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Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."
You're a bizarre fellow sometimes. :| BW "In a world full of people, only some want to fly,Isn't that crazy?" - Seal
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David Wulff wrote: If I haven't touched anything with my hands, why do they need to be washed? All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! You should be backing us up here Anna! I mean you of all girls know the trouble we go through, you should be sympathetic.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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David Wulff wrote: I assumed he meant they were playing chess? Do they play Chess differently in Tiverton as well?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
LOL :D Hey Paul, how was the trip, any writeups on your trip ? any pics ? Regards, Kannan
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You are glad you don't need to use the gents anymore because gents don't wash their hands after urinating? How that affect you in any way if you still used the gents? Noone is suggesting that after not washing their hands that the gents will rub their unwashed mitts all over the air that you will walk through.
Terry O`Nolley wrote: You are glad you don't need to use the gents anymore because gents don't wash their hands after urinating? Now I didn't say that, did I? It's just one factor...aside from the obvious difference in general hygene (imagine what would happen if gents toilets were carpetted like many Ladies X| ) if you watch men and women in the loos you'll soon see that guys are far less likely to clean up after using the loo. Try using the Ladies for a week (you'll have to go in disguise, but for all I know you're CD so that might not be a problem) and you'll see it for yourself. In the meantime, remind me never to shake your hand. ;P Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Well so far there's no comparison. Most gents toilets are absolutely disgusting. X| I can live with the queues as a price to pay for getting away from that! Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Most gents toilets are absolutely disgusting You forgot to point out the obvious - most blokes are absolutely disgusting too! They obviously want to make themselves feel at home in the toilets. X|
David Wulff
"Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.
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LOL :D Hey Paul, how was the trip, any writeups on your trip ? any pics ? Regards, Kannan
Check this out When I got back from Greece I wrote that. In short it was fantastic, thanks. :-D photos are coming soon, just need to get them all developed
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
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people like you are the reason i open bathroom doors with a paper towel. -c CheeseWeasle
Think of all the trees you are killing with that type of behavior. Richard paranoia has its place I suppose In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. Orson Welles
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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! You should be backing us up here Anna! I mean you of all girls know the trouble we go through, you should be sympathetic.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRoger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher
I am sympathetic hun...just not to those who turn gents loos into the state they invariably are. As usual, the idiotic minority are the ones who give any group of people a bad name. Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Most gents toilets are absolutely disgusting You forgot to point out the obvious - most blokes are absolutely disgusting too! They obviously want to make themselves feel at home in the toilets. X|
David Wulff
"Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.
I wouldn't say most, but far, far too many. I've no real idea why that's the case, but my instinct tells me it's not physiological. Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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I prefer to flush with my dick; it builds stamina and dexterity. Besides, I'm going to wash it later anyway...
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And if you get stung by a jelly-fish, urine can be used to nuetralize the toxins! (I learned that by watching _Friends_)
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Terry O`Nolley wrote: Perhaps you are very unclean "down there" and so you assume everyone else is too and so to protect yourself from all of that uncleanliness you select a paper towel and carefully fold into enough layers to protect your clean hands. err, no. have you ever looked at a public bathroom? guys piss all over everything: the wall, the floor, the fixtures, and presumably, their hands. now maybe you have stellar technique or something, but sorry, i don't trust everyone else. and not everyone is just pissing... -c CheeseWeasle
Chris Losinger wrote: and not everyone is just pissing... Just take George Michael...:~
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-David Wulff, again on MSN while plastered...
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