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Some idiot in a public restroom upbraided me for not washing my hands after peeing!

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  • C Chris Losinger

    Terry O`Nolley wrote: Perhaps you are very unclean "down there" and so you assume everyone else is too and so to protect yourself from all of that uncleanliness you select a paper towel and carefully fold into enough layers to protect your clean hands. err, no. have you ever looked at a public bathroom? guys piss all over everything: the wall, the floor, the fixtures, and presumably, their hands. now maybe you have stellar technique or something, but sorry, i don't trust everyone else. and not everyone is just pissing... -c CheeseWeasle

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    Terry ONolley
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    Chris Losinger wrote: the wall, the floor, the fixtures, and presumably, their hands. now maybe you have stellar technique or something, but sorry, i don't trust everyone else. and not everyone is just pissing... I'm sure if I had a wild hair up my ass and felt like touching the floor of a public restroom I would use a paper towel too. And I have never seen anyone doing anything other than pissing in a urinal. And if I was suffering sever vertigo I might somehow piss on my hands - in which case I would wash it off.



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    • R Roger Wright

      Terry O`Nolley wrote: And if you don't pee on your hands Even if you do, you're ahead of the game. Urine from a normal, healthy human being contains no bacteria; the kidneys remove them. There are metabolic wastes, of course, but not in concentrations high enough to be harmful. If you are injured in the field, urine is an excellent, if somewhat gross liquid to use for washing the wound. Far safer than river water in most regions, including the US.

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      Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
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      And if you get stung by a jelly-fish, urine can be used to nuetralize the toxins! (I learned that by watching _Friends_)



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      • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

        After reading this boy am I glad I don't have to use the gents anymore. X| Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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        Terry ONolley
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        You are glad you don't need to use the gents anymore because gents don't wash their hands after urinating? How that affect you in any way if you still used the gents? Noone is suggesting that after not washing their hands that the gents will rub their unwashed mitts all over the air that you will walk through.



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          And if you get stung by a jelly-fish, urine can be used to nuetralize the toxins! (I learned that by watching _Friends_)



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          Shog9 0
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          Terry O`Nolley wrote: (I learned that by watching _Friends_) i might just prefer to die of jelly stings... X|

          Shog9

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          • P Paul Watson

            David Wulff wrote: curcumsized Freudian slip? David Wulff wrote: I can understand cut people needing to was their hands. Yeah, nobody wants to walk out of a bathroom with blood on their hands.

            Paul Watson
            Bluegrass
            Cape Town, South Africa

            Roger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher

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            David Wulff
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            Paul Watson wrote: Freudian slip? :-O :rolleyes: :laugh:


            David Wulff

            "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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            • T Terry ONolley

              Can you believe that idiot???? I had taken a shower earlier that day. My dick was far cleaner than my hands. If he wanted to make sense he would have asked why I wasn't washing my dick after soiling it with my hands. Or maybe people should wash their hands before they pee. He asked me "Didn't your parents teach you to wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?" I told him "No, they taught me not to pee on my hands."



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              brianwelsch
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              You're a bizarre fellow sometimes. :| BW "In a world full of people, only some want to fly,Isn't that crazy?" - Seal

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              • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                David Wulff wrote: If I haven't touched anything with my hands, why do they need to be washed? All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! You should be backing us up here Anna! I mean you of all girls know the trouble we go through, you should be sympathetic.

                Paul Watson
                Bluegrass
                Cape Town, South Africa

                Roger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher

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                • P Paul Watson

                  David Wulff wrote: I assumed he meant they were playing chess? Do they play Chess differently in Tiverton as well?

                  Paul Watson
                  Bluegrass
                  Cape Town, South Africa

                  Roger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher

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                  Kannan Kalyanaraman
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                  LOL :D Hey Paul, how was the trip, any writeups on your trip ? any pics ? Regards, Kannan

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                  • T Terry ONolley

                    You are glad you don't need to use the gents anymore because gents don't wash their hands after urinating? How that affect you in any way if you still used the gents? Noone is suggesting that after not washing their hands that the gents will rub their unwashed mitts all over the air that you will walk through.



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                    Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                    Terry O`Nolley wrote: You are glad you don't need to use the gents anymore because gents don't wash their hands after urinating? Now I didn't say that, did I? It's just one factor...aside from the obvious difference in general hygene (imagine what would happen if gents toilets were carpetted like many Ladies X| ) if you watch men and women in the loos you'll soon see that guys are far less likely to clean up after using the loo. Try using the Ladies for a week (you'll have to go in disguise, but for all I know you're CD so that might not be a problem) and you'll see it for yourself. In the meantime, remind me never to shake your hand. ;P Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                    • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                      Well so far there's no comparison. Most gents toilets are absolutely disgusting. X| I can live with the queues as a price to pay for getting away from that! Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                      David Wulff
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                      Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Most gents toilets are absolutely disgusting You forgot to point out the obvious - most blokes are absolutely disgusting too! They obviously want to make themselves feel at home in the toilets. X|


                      David Wulff

                      "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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                        LOL :D Hey Paul, how was the trip, any writeups on your trip ? any pics ? Regards, Kannan

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                        Paul Watson
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                        Check this out When I got back from Greece I wrote that. In short it was fantastic, thanks. :-D photos are coming soon, just need to get them all developed

                        Paul Watson
                        Bluegrass
                        Cape Town, South Africa

                        Roger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher

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                        • C Chris Losinger

                          people like you are the reason i open bathroom doors with a paper towel. -c CheeseWeasle

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                          Richard Stringer
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                          Think of all the trees you are killing with that type of behavior. Richard paranoia has its place I suppose In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. Orson Welles

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                          • P Paul Watson

                            Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: All I can say is you must have much better aim than most guys if you can manage that!! You should be backing us up here Anna! I mean you of all girls know the trouble we go through, you should be sympathetic.

                            Paul Watson
                            Bluegrass
                            Cape Town, South Africa

                            Roger Wright wrote: Personally, I'm seeking a red-headed, double-breasted mattress thrasher

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                            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                            I am sympathetic hun...just not to those who turn gents loos into the state they invariably are. As usual, the idiotic minority are the ones who give any group of people a bad name. Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                            • D David Wulff

                              Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Most gents toilets are absolutely disgusting You forgot to point out the obvious - most blokes are absolutely disgusting too! They obviously want to make themselves feel at home in the toilets. X|


                              David Wulff

                              "Yeah, ohh, ahh. That's how it always starts. But then later there's running, and screaming." -- Jeff Goldblum, The Lost World.

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                              Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                              I wouldn't say most, but far, far too many. I've no real idea why that's the case, but my instinct tells me it's not physiological. Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In

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                              • R Roger Wright

                                I prefer to flush with my dick; it builds stamina and dexterity. Besides, I'm going to wash it later anyway...

                                "Welcome to Arizona!
                                Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
                                - Proposed Sign at CA/AZ Border

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                                I expect you are about to become VERY popular with the females at CP. :) ...cmk Save the whales - collect the whole set

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                                • T Terry ONolley

                                  And if you get stung by a jelly-fish, urine can be used to nuetralize the toxins! (I learned that by watching _Friends_)



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                                  Kastro
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                                  I learned that by watching the quality movie "The Real Cancun" (Although the sting seemed fake to me)

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                                  • C Chris Losinger

                                    Terry O`Nolley wrote: Perhaps you are very unclean "down there" and so you assume everyone else is too and so to protect yourself from all of that uncleanliness you select a paper towel and carefully fold into enough layers to protect your clean hands. err, no. have you ever looked at a public bathroom? guys piss all over everything: the wall, the floor, the fixtures, and presumably, their hands. now maybe you have stellar technique or something, but sorry, i don't trust everyone else. and not everyone is just pissing... -c CheeseWeasle

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                                    Jon Newman
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                                    Chris Losinger wrote: and not everyone is just pissing... Just take George Michael...:~


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                                    -David Wulff, again on MSN while plastered...

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