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(sorry for this one ;)) Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert and are knocking at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or such like, they suddenly spy a tree in the distance through the heat haze. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts. "Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre (Don Pedro). "Ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of his Babylon, there's the crack of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his dying breath Pepe calls out... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! Ees not a Bacon Tree.... Ees a Ham Bush"
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(sorry for this one ;)) Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert and are knocking at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or such like, they suddenly spy a tree in the distance through the heat haze. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts. "Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre (Don Pedro). "Ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of his Babylon, there's the crack of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his dying breath Pepe calls out... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! Ees not a Bacon Tree.... Ees a Ham Bush"
Good one :-) Nish
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(sorry for this one ;)) Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert and are knocking at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or such like, they suddenly spy a tree in the distance through the heat haze. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts. "Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre (Don Pedro). "Ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of his Babylon, there's the crack of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his dying breath Pepe calls out... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! Ees not a Bacon Tree.... Ees a Ham Bush"
Thats pretty good! Matt Newman
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(sorry for this one ;)) Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert and are knocking at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or such like, they suddenly spy a tree in the distance through the heat haze. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts. "Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre (Don Pedro). "Ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of his Babylon, there's the crack of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his dying breath Pepe calls out... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! Ees not a Bacon Tree.... Ees a Ham Bush"
Reinout Hillmann wrote: Ees a Ham Bush:rolleyes: Had to think about that for a while:-D John Hudson Chris Maunder: Definition of 'a little tired' Noticing the bottom of your oven is dirty and attempting to give it a quick wipe clean X| http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]
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(sorry for this one ;)) Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert and are knocking at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or such like, they suddenly spy a tree in the distance through the heat haze. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts. "Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre (Don Pedro). "Ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of his Babylon, there's the crack of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his dying breath Pepe calls out... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! Ees not a Bacon Tree.... Ees a Ham Bush"
Bad enough to be one of mine :laugh: Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D
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(sorry for this one ;)) Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert and are knocking at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or such like, they suddenly spy a tree in the distance through the heat haze. As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts. "Hey, Pepe" says the first hombre (Don Pedro). "Ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!" "You're right, amigo!" says Pepe. So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of his Babylon, there's the crack of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe. "Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?" With his dying breath Pepe calls out... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! Ees not a Bacon Tree.... Ees a Ham Bush"
A poor Afghani and a downtrodden Iraqi are stumbling through the desert looking for work. They can't find any, so decide they will go look in an American desert instead. They walk and walk, ending up in silicon valley. Suddenly, out of the haze they see a tree hanging with job notices of every type - ATL, MFC, FU2... even some greenish looking cards. "It's a Microsoft Tree Salim - we're saved!" Sameer takes off running, and grabs an ad. Just as he does, a US Constitution-Shredding Government Official steps out from behind the tree and hand cuffs him for having the wrong color skin. His friend quickly drops down to the ground, and calls across the leaflet strewn land: "Salim! Salim! What happenned?!?!" Hey As he lay dying, without a lawyer, Salim calls out... "Ugh, run friend, run! It's not from microsoft... it's from Ashcroft!!" :((