Free IQ Test
-
"118 Intellectual Type is a Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take and unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas." Ok fine, nice numbers, smanshy pancy answer but what does it actually mean? I am also assuming that no matter the result the explanation they give is always couched in nice terms. Far more likely that their test will be spread if people come away feeling good than if the test tells the horrible truth. "Paul, you are a dope. We don't even have a category for you, your mind is in a pre-natal stage and frankly your cat, fed by your folks, walking on the keyboard would have scored higher." Like I remember we had a Special Kids class back in school. One kid was severly handicapped but had a knack with lego. His teacher always used to say "Kevin, you are going to be such a good builder one day." Nice kid but he had problems and I doubt he should be let near a trowel never mind a cement mixer.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaCrikey! ain't life grand?
Paul Watson wrote: "Paul, you are a dope. We don't even have a category for you, your mind is in a pre-natal stage and frankly your cat, fed by your folks, walking on the keyboard would have scored higher." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :) [EDIT] I wonder what it would say if someone scored a 50 or something like that... [/EDIT] John
-
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ Border135 while moderatly plastered, and I'm a "Precision Processor" whatever that is...
-
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderInsightful Linguist. Interesting test :) Chris Richardson
-
Paul Watson wrote: "Paul, you are a dope. We don't even have a category for you, your mind is in a pre-natal stage and frankly your cat, fed by your folks, walking on the keyboard would have scored higher." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :) [EDIT] I wonder what it would say if someone scored a 50 or something like that... [/EDIT] John
Hah. Unfortuantley my theory about them couching even poor IQ results is true. "Intellectual Type is an Inventive Inquisitor. You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change." Yay! Where's that cement mixer then?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaCrikey! ain't life grand?
-
Hah. Unfortuantley my theory about them couching even poor IQ results is true. "Intellectual Type is an Inventive Inquisitor. You have the unusual distinction of being equally good at math and verbal skills. This means you are a creative thinker and are uniquely good at teaching others through experiences. You are also a great improviser and very good at handling change." Yay! Where's that cement mixer then?
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaCrikey! ain't life grand?
Paul Watson wrote: Hah. Unfortuantley my theory about them couching even poor IQ results is true. I see.. I guess they would not be able to sell many 5 page reports on your abilities if they said you were a moron... John
-
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderPrecision Processor :cool: -------- "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer
-
Paul Watson wrote: Hah. Unfortuantley my theory about them couching even poor IQ results is true. I see.. I guess they would not be able to sell many 5 page reports on your abilities if they said you were a moron... John
John M. Drescher wrote: I guess they would not be able to sell many 5 page reports on your abilities if they said you were a moron... "Hey Paul, you got 77. You are officially a moron (hey don't look at us, it says so right here in the constitution, '77 or lower, M O R O N') and our 5 page report will have to be cut down to 1, though we have padded it back up to 5 with 4 pages of How Not To Interpret This Report And Remain Happy. Since we want you to buy it, at the normal price, here is a nice description to make your 77 IQ world seem safe and just peachy."
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaCrikey! ain't life grand?
-
136 (about what I've tested before) Visionary Philosopher This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. Beauty is only a lightswitch away.
You, too! Same here, but a few points lower than most tests I've been handed. Close enough for engineering purposes.:-D
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ Border -
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderThis means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take and unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results. :laugh::laugh::rolleyes: Regards Agni.
-
John M. Drescher wrote: I guess they would not be able to sell many 5 page reports on your abilities if they said you were a moron... "Hey Paul, you got 77. You are officially a moron (hey don't look at us, it says so right here in the constitution, '77 or lower, M O R O N') and our 5 page report will have to be cut down to 1, though we have padded it back up to 5 with 4 pages of How Not To Interpret This Report And Remain Happy. Since we want you to buy it, at the normal price, here is a nice description to make your 77 IQ world seem safe and just peachy."
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaCrikey! ain't life grand?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks Paul, That made my day... John
-
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ Border"Visionary Philosopher" Never considered myself much of a visionary or a philosopher. Is it cheating if I had to use pen and paper to answer some of the questions? -Jag Jag T. Cat Onca, Inc.
-
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ Borderyour Intellectual Type is a Precision Processor. This means you're exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You're also resourceful and able to think on your feet. And that's just some of what we know about you from your test results. :-D
-
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderThis means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns. Um, I always thought I sucked at math.:confused:
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." - Jack Handey
-
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderThis means you're exceptionally good at discovering quick solutions to problems, especially ones that involve math or logic. You're also resourceful and able to think on your feet. ;P
"Whidbey"..."Orcas"...Roadmap
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter". -
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ Border135 Visionary Philosopher, which still didn't motivate me to pay them money. They should have given me 165 or so to make it worthwhile. I did fire up calculator to find the square root of 144 + 256 because i was feeling lazy but when i saw 400 i was able to finish in my head it!
-
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ Border"This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of different ways. Like Plato, your exceptional math and verbal skills make you very adept at explaining things to others — and at anticipating and predicting patterns" I'm not sure how accurate is this since I took this a couple of months back and I got higher then?:~
God, I pity me! - Phoncible P. Bone If I end up Windows ME someone is going to be hurting. - One of the answers to a question for What OS are you
-
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ Border:cool: 135 and Visual Mathematician. A bit lower than other results I've had but near enough to be considered accurate. Jeff Green - Greentrees All pigs fed and ready to fly jefgre@tpg.com.au MSN: jefgre@tpg.net.au
-
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderAll these test assume you have a perfect knowledge of the english language... which of course is false unless it is your mother tongue, otherwize a good part of the questions are just random pick. - Precision Processor, I would have preferred hopeless geek. Jonathan de Halleux.
-
John M. Drescher wrote: I guess they would not be able to sell many 5 page reports on your abilities if they said you were a moron... "Hey Paul, you got 77. You are officially a moron (hey don't look at us, it says so right here in the constitution, '77 or lower, M O R O N') and our 5 page report will have to be cut down to 1, though we have padded it back up to 5 with 4 pages of How Not To Interpret This Report And Remain Happy. Since we want you to buy it, at the normal price, here is a nice description to make your 77 IQ world seem safe and just peachy."
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaCrikey! ain't life grand?
-
For such a trivial test, it actually came fairly close to the last real IQ test I took. Emode Original IQ Test[^]. "Roger, you are a Facts Curator. This means you are highly intelligent and have picked up an impressive and unique collection of facts and figures over the years. You've got a remarkable vocabulary and exceptional math skills."
"Welcome to Arizona!
Drive Nice - We're Armed..."
- Proposed Sign at CA/AZ BorderThere's too much smart people on cp... some must have been cheating or this iq test is crap: supposedely if you have 130 you have more than 98% of the rest of the people.... almost 90% of the people who registered have 130+ ;P:confused: Jonathan de Halleux.