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    IT starts with the word "G'day" and tells the yarn of how a very special sheila in the backblocks called Mary gets preggers... http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7029296%255E13762,00.html

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      IT starts with the word "G'day" and tells the yarn of how a very special sheila in the backblocks called Mary gets preggers... http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,7029296%255E13762,00.html

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      ok couldnt help myself ... theres no way you can have an ocker bible, it is impossible to find 3 wise men or a virgin in australia :) Bryce --- Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitor

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        ok couldnt help myself ... theres no way you can have an ocker bible, it is impossible to find 3 wise men or a virgin in australia :) Bryce --- Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitor

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        Chris Maunder
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        That's pretty rich coming from a kiwi :D Although there are dingoes in the hills And the paddocks are full of snakes, God serves up a barbecue Of beautiful T-bone steaks. I don;t know whether to feel homesick or just plain embarrassed. cheers, Chris Maunder

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          That's pretty rich coming from a kiwi :D Although there are dingoes in the hills And the paddocks are full of snakes, God serves up a barbecue Of beautiful T-bone steaks. I don;t know whether to feel homesick or just plain embarrassed. cheers, Chris Maunder

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          Chris Maunder wrote: I don;t know whether to feel homesick or just plain embarrassed. Hey yeah - they didn't mention Fosters at all! :omg:

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          Let your mercy spill / On all these burning hearts in hell If it be your will / To make us well...

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            Chris Maunder wrote: I don;t know whether to feel homesick or just plain embarrassed. Hey yeah - they didn't mention Fosters at all! :omg:

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            Let your mercy spill / On all these burning hearts in hell If it be your will / To make us well...

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            bryce
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            Or anyone called "Bruce" a-la monty python (a comic group for the humourly challeged americans here) :) :) Bryce --- Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitor

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              That's pretty rich coming from a kiwi :D Although there are dingoes in the hills And the paddocks are full of snakes, God serves up a barbecue Of beautiful T-bone steaks. I don;t know whether to feel homesick or just plain embarrassed. cheers, Chris Maunder

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              Chris Maunder wrote: That's pretty rich coming from a kiwi :-D Especially since he is only over here because all the Kiwi sheep have been used and abused to death. Chris Maunder wrote: I don;t know whether to feel homesick or just plain embarrassed. I'd go with homesick. At least it sounds like this vesion of the bible would be worth reading. I've got to get a copy of this if for no other reason than to annoy religious types with it when they come to the door. Michael Martin Australia "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002

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                That's pretty rich coming from a kiwi :D Although there are dingoes in the hills And the paddocks are full of snakes, God serves up a barbecue Of beautiful T-bone steaks. I don;t know whether to feel homesick or just plain embarrassed. cheers, Chris Maunder

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                Joey Bloggs
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                But isn't Toronto just like Canberra only not as cold ? :)

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                  But isn't Toronto just like Canberra only not as cold ? :)

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                  I got halfway though forumulating a big long winded analysis for the differences but then thought bugger it. The Great Toronto Area has 12 million people, sits upwind of Detroit and freezes solid to a depth of 6 feet each Winter. Canberra has 350,000 people, is in the middle of nowhere, and has summers hot enough to melt roads. They're kinda the same, but mostly different. cheers, Chris Maunder

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                    ok couldnt help myself ... theres no way you can have an ocker bible, it is impossible to find 3 wise men or a virgin in australia :) Bryce --- Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitor

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                    bryce wrote: ok couldnt help myself We all know you didn't try ;P Elaine (chortling fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D

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                      bryce wrote: ok couldnt help myself We all know you didn't try ;P Elaine (chortling fluffy tigress) The tigress is here :-D

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                      oh ok busted bryce --- Publitor, making Pubmed easy. http://www.sohocode.com/publitor

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