Hiring now: Data entry/Janitoral/Software
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Emptying waste baskets....probably waste baskets that contain all the disks of lousy code that were written all week... ;P
It's good to see kids turning their minds to wholesum activities such as programming, instead of wasting their lives in the hedonistic disciplines of Sex, Drugs, & Rock & Roll... or Sex with Drugs, or Sex with Rocks while Rolling in Drugs, or whatever new-fangled perversions you little monsters have thought up now... [Shog9 on Kid Programmers]
It sounds like the kind of place that would keep that code and roll it into production :-) Hey, I think I've worked there before...
"Sucks less" isn't progress - Kent Beck [^] Awasu 1.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
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It sounds like the kind of place that would keep that code and roll it into production :-) Hey, I think I've worked there before...
"Sucks less" isn't progress - Kent Beck [^] Awasu 1.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
I'm gonna leave that one alone, for fear of bringing down the wrath of Code Project upon my head. :-D Then again, some of the code I write hasn't exactly been stellar. :sigh:
It's good to see kids turning their minds to wholesum activities such as programming, instead of wasting their lives in the hedonistic disciplines of Sex, Drugs, & Rock & Roll... or Sex with Drugs, or Sex with Rocks while Rolling in Drugs, or whatever new-fangled perversions you little monsters have thought up now... [Shog9 on Kid Programmers]
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Looking[^] for trust-worthy, part-timer, possibly college student, to work in cool space, great work atmosphere, informal, shared-office location in Old Town (Pdx) to do (1) customer relationship (CRM) data entry for two start-up software companies; (2) other software-related and/or network-support tasks as they arise; and (3) twice-a-week light janitorial work (emptying waste baskets, Windex interior glass, vacuum, etc.). Software/network support *and* emptying waste baskets. Wow! :omg: :wtf:
"Sucks less" isn't progress - Kent Beck [^] Awasu 1.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
Perfect. Clearly a high degree of regard for the craft. David
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Looking[^] for trust-worthy, part-timer, possibly college student, to work in cool space, great work atmosphere, informal, shared-office location in Old Town (Pdx) to do (1) customer relationship (CRM) data entry for two start-up software companies; (2) other software-related and/or network-support tasks as they arise; and (3) twice-a-week light janitorial work (emptying waste baskets, Windex interior glass, vacuum, etc.). Software/network support *and* emptying waste baskets. Wow! :omg: :wtf:
"Sucks less" isn't progress - Kent Beck [^] Awasu 1.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
Hmm... $9.50 an hour. USD. Can I work from home? I just lost my job - so I'm kinda keen here ;-) And they still ran faster and faster and faster, till they all just melted away, and there was nothing left but a great big pool of melted butter "I ask candidates to create an object model of a chicken." -Bruce Eckel
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Hmm... $9.50 an hour. USD. Can I work from home? I just lost my job - so I'm kinda keen here ;-) And they still ran faster and faster and faster, till they all just melted away, and there was nothing left but a great big pool of melted butter "I ask candidates to create an object model of a chicken." -Bruce Eckel
I don't see why not. You'll have to set something up so you can clean the windows and empty the trash remotely through a VPN though... :-|
"Sucks less" isn't progress - Kent Beck [^] Awasu 1.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
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I don't see why not. You'll have to set something up so you can clean the windows and empty the trash remotely through a VPN though... :-|
"Sucks less" isn't progress - Kent Beck [^] Awasu 1.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
You wouldn't need a VPN though. Security isn't that much of an issue. And they still ran faster and faster and faster, till they all just melted away, and there was nothing left but a great big pool of melted butter "I ask candidates to create an object model of a chicken." -Bruce Eckel
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You wouldn't need a VPN though. Security isn't that much of an issue. And they still ran faster and faster and faster, till they all just melted away, and there was nothing left but a great big pool of melted butter "I ask candidates to create an object model of a chicken." -Bruce Eckel
Peter Hancock wrote: You wouldn't need a VPN though. Security isn't that much of an issue. What did they put on your termination notice, Pete? No sense of humour? ;P
"Sucks less" isn't progress - Kent Beck [^] Awasu 1.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
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Peter Hancock wrote: You wouldn't need a VPN though. Security isn't that much of an issue. What did they put on your termination notice, Pete? No sense of humour? ;P
"Sucks less" isn't progress - Kent Beck [^] Awasu 1.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
I just took your ridiculous and raised you a ludicrous. Err... that's not what they wrote. I CAN tell you - but then I'd have to kill you. And they still ran faster and faster and faster, till they all just melted away, and there was nothing left but a great big pool of melted butter "I ask candidates to create an object model of a chicken." -Bruce Eckel
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I just took your ridiculous and raised you a ludicrous. Err... that's not what they wrote. I CAN tell you - but then I'd have to kill you. And they still ran faster and faster and faster, till they all just melted away, and there was nothing left but a great big pool of melted butter "I ask candidates to create an object model of a chicken." -Bruce Eckel
Peter Hancock wrote: I CAN tell you - but then I'd have to kill you. No need. I can guess :cool:
"Sucks less" isn't progress - Kent Beck [^] Awasu 1.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
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Looking[^] for trust-worthy, part-timer, possibly college student, to work in cool space, great work atmosphere, informal, shared-office location in Old Town (Pdx) to do (1) customer relationship (CRM) data entry for two start-up software companies; (2) other software-related and/or network-support tasks as they arise; and (3) twice-a-week light janitorial work (emptying waste baskets, Windex interior glass, vacuum, etc.). Software/network support *and* emptying waste baskets. Wow! :omg: :wtf:
"Sucks less" isn't progress - Kent Beck [^] Awasu 1.1.2 [^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
Definitley a job for someone with an MCSE. *oh shoot me, in a cynical mood, damned happy-clappy group-hug people with fake smiles.. mutter, mutter... see soapbox* regards, Paul Bluegrass South Africa Ravi Bhavnani wrote: it's sold on EBay and shipped from China (on how to inspire confidence in your product) Crikey! ain't life grand?