Erect Nipples
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Is there a Nipple Icer who goes around ensuring the models stay firm and "on high beam"? More to the point, how much does a Nipple Icer earn? ;P Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
>More to the point, how much does a Nipple Icer earn Even more to the point where do you go to apply for a wondrous job of this sort ? The hell with programming I want to be a Nipple Icer (hey do think Pamela Anderson is hiring ?)
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On a similar topic who gets to make the models err nipples sufficiently pointed? Is there a Nipple Icer who goes around ensuring the models stay firm and "on high beam"? I have noticed that all the shop manequins also have gone this way. Every garment is tented by abnormally large nipples which makes me wonder just who decides on the proportions of these manequins. hmmm very deep and interesting questions indeed :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes
Years ago on one of the "Making of the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Issue" documentaries my father and I noticed that there actually was an assistant whose job was to carry around a spray bottle of ice water for exactly this purpose. Let's see... Travel to exotic places. Check. Hang out with super models. Check. Spray ice water on their breasts from time to time. Check. :eek: Mike Mullikin Real programmers don't document their code. It was hard to write - it should be hard to read!
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who cares, the satisfaction comes with the job, salary need not apply! :-D on that note do assitants to pron stars get paid at all? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes
on that note do assitants to pron stars get paid at all? Well, we would have to ask Chris now, wouldn't we. :laugh: Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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>More to the point, how much does a Nipple Icer earn Even more to the point where do you go to apply for a wondrous job of this sort ? The hell with programming I want to be a Nipple Icer (hey do think Pamela Anderson is hiring ?)
The hell with programming I want to be a Nipple Icer (hey do think Pamela Anderson is hiring ?) I don't know, but I bags Sandra Bullock. :) Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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The hell with programming I want to be a Nipple Icer (hey do think Pamela Anderson is hiring ?) I don't know, but I bags Sandra Bullock. :) Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
What would I need to put on my resume to qualify for something like this ? "Skilled tactile researcher looking for a fulltime job..." Is there any kind of certification I can take ?
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On a similar topic who gets to make the models err nipples sufficiently pointed? Is there a Nipple Icer who goes around ensuring the models stay firm and "on high beam"? I have noticed that all the shop manequins also have gone this way. Every garment is tented by abnormally large nipples which makes me wonder just who decides on the proportions of these manequins. hmmm very deep and interesting questions indeed :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes
Yes , the Nipple Icer is a good job as far as it goes , but what about the breast oiler ?:cool:
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OK, I am sure this has got your attention. I have noticed that almost every advertisement and movie/tv show has women with their headlights on high beam. I'm wondering if it just that the sets are really cold or if all the cameramen are like Brad Pitt? It's just curiosity really. :-O Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
Sex sells, man. If you have two identical twin women in the same room who are both very attractive, the only difference being that one has erect nipples and the other does not, who ya gonna look at more? $10 says it's the girl with the diamond cutters. These entertainment folk know how to get attention. I have even seen ads for fake erect nipples for those women who crave the "always-on" look. Jon Sagara Sagara Software
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Yes , the Nipple Icer is a good job as far as it goes , but what about the breast oiler ?:cool:
MCNI (Malibu Certified Nipple Icer) Essential Exam 100-20 ICE.NET CUBe Handling in HEATED situations Core Exams (choose from one of the following) 70-100 Analysis and Design of Breast.NET Area Technologies 72-100 Bikini-Top Development using Nippler++ 90-100 Sand-Side Development using Oiler.NET ;P way too much time on my hands...lol regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes
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Sex sells, man. If you have two identical twin women in the same room who are both very attractive, the only difference being that one has erect nipples and the other does not, who ya gonna look at more? $10 says it's the girl with the diamond cutters. These entertainment folk know how to get attention. I have even seen ads for fake erect nipples for those women who crave the "always-on" look. Jon Sagara Sagara Software
You are dead right. If :bob: was a woman and did the wild monkey dance CP would get tons more hi... ok bad example... ummm. We did a web project once were the client actually requested that we put in SEX, PORN, NAKED, NUDITY, TEENS etc. into their meta tags so that they would get plenty of hits. The site was not at all adult orientated either, screwed up marketing that! I have even seen ads for fake erect nipples for those women who crave the "always-on" look. they obviously don't have their own personal nipple icers on stand by 24/7 :-D regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes
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OK, I am sure this has got your attention. I have noticed that almost every advertisement and movie/tv show has women with their headlights on high beam. I'm wondering if it just that the sets are really cold or if all the cameramen are like Brad Pitt? It's just curiosity really. :-O Michael Martin Pegasystems Pty Ltd Australia martm@pegasystems.com +61 413-004-018 "Don't belong. Never join. Think for yourself. Peace" - Victor Stone
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MCNI (Malibu Certified Nipple Icer) Essential Exam 100-20 ICE.NET CUBe Handling in HEATED situations Core Exams (choose from one of the following) 70-100 Analysis and Design of Breast.NET Area Technologies 72-100 Bikini-Top Development using Nippler++ 90-100 Sand-Side Development using Oiler.NET ;P way too much time on my hands...lol regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes
That's great !!! LOL :) Sign me up right now, where can I download the Breast.NET development beta ?
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Well thank God for "small" miracles
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That's great !!! LOL :) Sign me up right now, where can I download the Breast.NET development beta ?
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Well thank God for "small" miracles
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www.gobreastdotnet.tit cool I think I am gonna register this right in anticipation of all the traffic it's gonna generate !
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MCNI (Malibu Certified Nipple Icer) Essential Exam 100-20 ICE.NET CUBe Handling in HEATED situations Core Exams (choose from one of the following) 70-100 Analysis and Design of Breast.NET Area Technologies 72-100 Bikini-Top Development using Nippler++ 90-100 Sand-Side Development using Oiler.NET ;P way too much time on my hands...lol regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes
Hey what about having Chris set up a new section for Breast.NET Area Technologies and Nippler++ macros - maybe we could even have a contest. Hmmm...what would first prize be? Enough to boggle the mind....:)