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    Jarek G
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    The opposite to Microsoft must be Megahard! The word Megahard sounds like something from the porn industry. So when windows crash, you can now yell "YOU IMPOTENT SUCKER" to your MS provided OS :-) He believed the commercials that said drink beer, get laid but at closin' time he was alone, he didn't get paid. Last night his lover was a razorblade.. "Dan Reed song Mix it up"
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      The opposite to Microsoft must be Megahard! The word Megahard sounds like something from the porn industry. So when windows crash, you can now yell "YOU IMPOTENT SUCKER" to your MS provided OS :-) He believed the commercials that said drink beer, get laid but at closin' time he was alone, he didn't get paid. Last night his lover was a razorblade.. "Dan Reed song Mix it up"
      What do you want to patch today?

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      David Wulff
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      :~


      David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum

      "I live very much in the real world, it's just not the same world shared by most other people"

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        The opposite to Microsoft must be Megahard! The word Megahard sounds like something from the porn industry. So when windows crash, you can now yell "YOU IMPOTENT SUCKER" to your MS provided OS :-) He believed the commercials that said drink beer, get laid but at closin' time he was alone, he didn't get paid. Last night his lover was a razorblade.. "Dan Reed song Mix it up"
        What do you want to patch today?

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        I would check that website address (www.megahard.com), but I'm at work and I'm really afraid of what might be on there. ------------------------------------------ The ousted but stubbornly non-dead leader reportedly released an audiotape this weekend, ending by calling on Iraqis to, quote, "resist the occupation in any way you can, from writing on walls, to boycotting, to demonstrating and taking up arms." adding, "you know, pretty much anything I used to kill you for." - The Daily Show

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          I would check that website address (www.megahard.com), but I'm at work and I'm really afraid of what might be on there. ------------------------------------------ The ousted but stubbornly non-dead leader reportedly released an audiotape this weekend, ending by calling on Iraqis to, quote, "resist the occupation in any way you can, from writing on walls, to boycotting, to demonstrating and taking up arms." adding, "you know, pretty much anything I used to kill you for." - The Daily Show

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          Rickard Andersson20
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          Brit wrote: I would check that website address (www.megahard.com), but I'm at work and I'm really afraid of what might be on there. Domain for sale. Rickard Andersson Here is my card, contact me later! UIN: 50302279 Sonork: 37318 Interests: C++, ADO, SQL, Winsock, 0s and 1s

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            The opposite to Microsoft must be Megahard! The word Megahard sounds like something from the porn industry. So when windows crash, you can now yell "YOU IMPOTENT SUCKER" to your MS provided OS :-) He believed the commercials that said drink beer, get laid but at closin' time he was alone, he didn't get paid. Last night his lover was a razorblade.. "Dan Reed song Mix it up"
            What do you want to patch today?

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            Say what? :omg:

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              Brit wrote: I would check that website address (www.megahard.com), but I'm at work and I'm really afraid of what might be on there. Domain for sale. Rickard Andersson Here is my card, contact me later! UIN: 50302279 Sonork: 37318 Interests: C++, ADO, SQL, Winsock, 0s and 1s

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              Rohde
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              Hmm...maybe it's worth buying: MegaHardSoftWare - keeps working, and working and working and working and...;P

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                Hmm...maybe it's worth buying: MegaHardSoftWare - keeps working, and working and working and working and...;P

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                Rickard Andersson20
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                How does a megahardsoftware look like? :) Rickard Andersson Here is my card, contact me later! UIN: 50302279 Sonork: 37318 Interests: C++, ADO, SQL, Winsock, 0s and 1s

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                  The opposite to Microsoft must be Megahard! The word Megahard sounds like something from the porn industry. So when windows crash, you can now yell "YOU IMPOTENT SUCKER" to your MS provided OS :-) He believed the commercials that said drink beer, get laid but at closin' time he was alone, he didn't get paid. Last night his lover was a razorblade.. "Dan Reed song Mix it up"
                  What do you want to patch today?

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                  Isn't opposite of Microsoft is Macrohard? :) Sonork 100.41263:Anthony_Yio

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                    Hmm...maybe it's worth buying: MegaHardSoftWare - keeps working, and working and working and working and...;P

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                    Rohde wrote: MegaHardSoftWare Sounds like a contradiction... MegaHard should build... massively redundant servers or something.

                    Shog9 --

                    Exchanging a walk-on part in the War

                    for the lead role in a Cage

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                      Isn't opposite of Microsoft is Macrohard? :) Sonork 100.41263:Anthony_Yio

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                      Anthony_Yio wrote: Isn't opposite of Microsoft is Macrohard? Good question.... lets see it mathematical....

                      defenitions:

                      1. micro = 10-6
                      2. opposite mathematical: reciprocal
                      3. defenition reciprocal: 1/x

                      soloution:
                      reciprocal of micro = 1/10-6 = 106 = Mega

                      conclusion:
                      Opposite of Microsoft IS Mega-Hard

                      QED

                      Think the answer of your question is: NO... :rolleyes: ;P

                      Olli "Ooooooh, they have the internet on computers now!"
                      Homer Simpson
                      :beer: + :java: = NULL :=> X|

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                        Anthony_Yio wrote: Isn't opposite of Microsoft is Macrohard? Good question.... lets see it mathematical....

                        defenitions:

                        1. micro = 10-6
                        2. opposite mathematical: reciprocal
                        3. defenition reciprocal: 1/x

                        soloution:
                        reciprocal of micro = 1/10-6 = 106 = Mega

                        conclusion:
                        Opposite of Microsoft IS Mega-Hard

                        QED

                        Think the answer of your question is: NO... :rolleyes: ;P

                        Olli "Ooooooh, they have the internet on computers now!"
                        Homer Simpson
                        :beer: + :java: = NULL :=> X|

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                        :omg::) Sonork 100.41263:Anthony_Yio

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