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    peterchen
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    ruthlessly copied from Ufie In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you can't even speak to your family and friends. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of. In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you're just ball-and-chained. In prison there are sadistic wardens. At work, we have managers.


    "Vierteile den, der sie Hure schimpft mit einem türkischen Säbel."
    sighist | Agile Programming | doxygen

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      ruthlessly copied from Ufie In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you can't even speak to your family and friends. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of. In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you're just ball-and-chained. In prison there are sadistic wardens. At work, we have managers.


      "Vierteile den, der sie Hure schimpft mit einem türkischen Säbel."
      sighist | Agile Programming | doxygen

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      Megan Forbes
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      peterchen wrote: In prison there are sadistic wardens. At work, we have managers. :laugh:


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        ruthlessly copied from Ufie In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you can't even speak to your family and friends. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of. In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you're just ball-and-chained. In prison there are sadistic wardens. At work, we have managers.


        "Vierteile den, der sie Hure schimpft mit einem türkischen Säbel."
        sighist | Agile Programming | doxygen

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        Lost User
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        :laugh: *Paul goes postal in the hope he'll get arrested* ;P ;P Paul ;)

        That demands capital punishment!! Death by a herd of marauding Bobs! - Ryan Binns

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          ruthlessly copied from Ufie In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you can't even speak to your family and friends. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of. In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you're just ball-and-chained. In prison there are sadistic wardens. At work, we have managers.


          "Vierteile den, der sie Hure schimpft mit einem türkischen Säbel."
          sighist | Agile Programming | doxygen

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          Tom Archer
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          Not very accurate, but funny nonetheless :) Cheers, Tom Archer Inside C#,
          Extending MFC Applications with the .NET Framework It's better to listen to others than to speak, because I already know what I'm going to say anyway. - Jörgen Sigvardsson

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            ruthlessly copied from Ufie In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit. At work you can't even speak to your family and friends. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go to bars. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some programs you can never get out of. In prison you spend a majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. At work you must carry a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. In prison you can watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere. At work you're just ball-and-chained. In prison there are sadistic wardens. At work, we have managers.


            "Vierteile den, der sie Hure schimpft mit einem türkischen Säbel."
            sighist | Agile Programming | doxygen

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            Daniel Larsen
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            In prison, you have Bubba to make you feel "pretty" At work...you don't, thank goodness. D Daniel Larsen, Professional Casanova Blood, Sweat, Toil and Tears

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              In prison, you have Bubba to make you feel "pretty" At work...you don't, thank goodness. D Daniel Larsen, Professional Casanova Blood, Sweat, Toil and Tears

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              Adam Wimsatt
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              I'll second that. My code isn't buggy. Those are all fleatures.

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