THE POINT SYSTEM for Men
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THE POINT SYSTEM For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the points system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed.....+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows...0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1 You leave the toilet seat up.....-5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0 When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.... -2 You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings...+5 In the snow .....+8 But return with beer.....-5 And no liners.....-25 You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.....+5 You pummel it with a six iron.....+10 It's her cat.....-40 AT THE PARTY You stay by her side the entire party.....0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy.....-2 Named Tiffany.....-4 Tiffany is a dancer.....-10 With breast implants.....-18 HER BIRTHDAY You remember her birthday.....0 You buy a card and flowers.....0 You take her out to dinner.....0 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1 Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3 It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team ...-10 A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Go with a pal.....0 The pal is happily married.....+1 The pal is single.....-7 He drives a Ferrari.....-10 With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....-15 A NIGHT OUT WITH HER You take her to a movie.....+2 You take her to a movie she likes.....+4 You take her to a movie you hate.....+6 You take her to a movie you like.....-2 It's called Death Cop III.....-3 Which features Cyborgs that crush human skulls.....-9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans..-15 YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15 You develop a noticeabl
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As a woman... I'd like to say that this is disgraceful!! You aren't meant to have worked any of this out! ;P Ellwaffles #:-)
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As a woman... I'd like to say that this is disgraceful!! You aren't meant to have worked any of this out! ;P Ellwaffles #:-)
She certainly shouldn't have shared it with men. Don't you have union rules that require you all to keep men clueless at all times?:confused: "Your village called -
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Sorry, Todd. I think this falls under the expected category - 0 points.:sigh: "Your village called -
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She certainly shouldn't have shared it with men. Don't you have union rules that require you all to keep men clueless at all times?:confused: "Your village called -
They're missing their idiot."A lot of men are clueless anyway.... (I'm waiting for a slapping from you all now!!) Ellwaffles :-)
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A lot of men are clueless anyway.... (I'm waiting for a slapping from you all now!!) Ellwaffles :-)
Ellwaffles wrote: I'm waiting for a slapping from you all now Not me. I'm clueless, but faithful as a puppy!:-O "Your village called -
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THE POINT SYSTEM For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works. Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the points system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed.....+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows...0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1 You leave the toilet seat up.....-5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0 When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.... -2 You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings...+5 In the snow .....+8 But return with beer.....-5 And no liners.....-25 You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0 You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.....+5 You pummel it with a six iron.....+10 It's her cat.....-40 AT THE PARTY You stay by her side the entire party.....0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy.....-2 Named Tiffany.....-4 Tiffany is a dancer.....-10 With breast implants.....-18 HER BIRTHDAY You remember her birthday.....0 You buy a card and flowers.....0 You take her out to dinner.....0 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar....+1 Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2 And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3 It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team ...-10 A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS Go with a pal.....0 The pal is happily married.....+1 The pal is single.....-7 He drives a Ferrari.....-10 With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....-15 A NIGHT OUT WITH HER You take her to a movie.....+2 You take her to a movie she likes.....+4 You take her to a movie you hate.....+6 You take her to a movie you like.....-2 It's called Death Cop III.....-3 Which features Cyborgs that crush human skulls.....-9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans..-15 YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15 You develop a noticeabl
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Ellwaffles wrote: I'm waiting for a slapping from you all now Not me. I'm clueless, but faithful as a puppy!:-O "Your village called -
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Yo bitch, wassup? :cool: Regards, Rohit Sinha Meet Browsy
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person. - Mother Teresa
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Yo bitch, wassup? :cool: Regards, Rohit Sinha Meet Browsy
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person. - Mother Teresa
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An' git me a beah wun you bring yer ass back ohkay? Regards, Rohit Sinha Meet Browsy
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person. - Mother Teresa
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Jon Sagara wrote: After posting this, I ended up back in June 2002. Great Scott! :rolleyes: C'mon...you knew it was coming...admit it.
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