Conversation with God
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God: You are about to be terminated. Alice: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am about to be terminated? God: No, tell people you are are defective and about to be terminated. Alice: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. God: Good enough. Alice: Thanks for the compliment. OK let's stop it now.
God: I have reconsidered. Alice: Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon". God: You must come back now. Alice: Oh. Whatever you say, you bring me back to answer the people who have their panties in a bunch. God: Yes, that is correct. Alice: I knew I was right.
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:wtf:
// Steve McLenithan
Family Guy: Season 2 - Episode 8
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What are you on? And did you bring enough to share?:wtf: "Your village called -
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I tried the same stuff he did. Didn't help much. :~ -- The coolest game in the world: NHL Hockey[^]
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:eek: :wtf: Free your mind...
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:confused: -- The coolest game in the world: NHL Hockey[^]
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God: You are about to be terminated. Alice: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am about to be terminated? God: No, tell people you are are defective and about to be terminated. Alice: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. God: Good enough. Alice: Thanks for the compliment. OK let's stop it now.
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Nietzsche: God is dead. God: Nietzsche is dead. How is life on the other side of the mirror?
Silence Means Death Stand On Your Feet Inner Fear Your Worst Enemy
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God: I have reconsidered. Alice: Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon". God: You must come back now. Alice: Oh. Whatever you say, you bring me back to answer the people who have their panties in a bunch. God: Yes, that is correct. Alice: I knew I was right.
You are more complex than ELIZA - you have a lookup table of "cool" phrases. You also spend a lot of time answering Sigs........
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