Bob Lovers Anonymous Lauched
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Any ideas for Bob the game ?
Regardz Colin J Davies
Yep, Bob the game can be expected later this year. And Bob xmas cards, and Bob t-shirts and Bob's autobiography: "The biggest mistake of my life, or, I thought I saw a West European Badger".
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA
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David you got far too much time on your hands ;) Norm Almond Chief Technical Architect FS Walker Hughes Limited
The last time I checked I had the sme 24 hours a day that you had. Maybe the ulmghty MHC deicided to give me an extra couple of hours a day to help Bob complete his mission and eliminate his arch rival Tux. Hey, that gives me a good idea fo the the series finale of BBNO... Anyone here seen the Matrix? :-D
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA
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The last time I checked I had the sme 24 hours a day that you had. Maybe the ulmghty MHC deicided to give me an extra couple of hours a day to help Bob complete his mission and eliminate his arch rival Tux. Hey, that gives me a good idea fo the the series finale of BBNO... Anyone here seen the Matrix? :-D
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA
Anyone here seen the Matrix? You mean that Bob has made a cameo appearance as a spoon? ;) Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
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Anyone here seen the Matrix? You mean that Bob has made a cameo appearance as a spoon? ;) Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
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The last time I checked I had the sme 24 hours a day that you had. Maybe the ulmghty MHC deicided to give me an extra couple of hours a day to help Bob complete his mission and eliminate his arch rival Tux. Hey, that gives me a good idea fo the the series finale of BBNO... Anyone here seen the Matrix? :-D
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA
The Matrix, fantastic superb... I even went out and bought a DVD to watch it on. "We're all in the matrix". - maybe that could be my new sig or "...and you think that's gonna bake your noodle..." Norm Almond Chief Technical Architect FS Walker Hughes Limited
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David - you have WAY too much free time !! LOL ! Great site - maybe you could add a linguistics section on the finer points of spoken/written Aqkuoeri :) How about translating "War and Peace" ?
maybe you could add a linguistics section on the finer points of spoken/written Aqkuoeri Done. The Aqkuoerian-English dictionary and a list of commmon phrases, together with a prounounciation guide and a copy of their alphabet is now on the BLA site.
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA tlhIngan maH! Hab SoSlI' Quch! (in Aqkuoerian)
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maybe you could add a linguistics section on the finer points of spoken/written Aqkuoeri Done. The Aqkuoerian-English dictionary and a list of commmon phrases, together with a prounounciation guide and a copy of their alphabet is now on the BLA site.
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA tlhIngan maH! Hab SoSlI' Quch! (in Aqkuoerian)
majQa'! nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
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majQa'! nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
nuqjatlh? yIDoghQo' The bathroom is on the second left down the hall.
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA tlhIngan maH! Hab SoSlI' Quch! (in Aqkuoerian)
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nuqjatlh? yIDoghQo' The bathroom is on the second left down the hall.
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA tlhIngan maH! Hab SoSlI' Quch! (in Aqkuoerian)
I wonder what's more expressive: Hab SoSlI' Quch! or bIjatlh 'e' yImev ;P Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
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Well guess what, its the weekend again, and that means more Bob related activities. This week sees the launch of the unnofficial BLA website. Unofficial in that I can;t be bothered to get Chris' permission to use the little Mastrodite, no matter what the Milky High Council say. Confused? All will be explained: The Bob Lovers Anonymous If you have anything to add to the site, like personal experiences with a Mastrodite or an Aqkuoer, or you have a love poem for Bob, write in at the usual address. Bob reads all his mail and will endeavor to reply to each in person (or alien - *groan*). Now, back to my movie.
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA
David, I am disapointed in you. The following line on your website is an insult to poor BOB: Bob isn't the only widely known Mastrodite, other famous ones include Bill Clinton, Steve Balmer, and Roger Smith. Bill Clinton; even though most people think he is a wanker he did a lot of good for America Steve Balmer; He beats Roger Smith, just. but to alude that Roger Smith and BOB are from the same race makes me think that you are really a BOB Hater Anonymous, undercover. Lies like this have to stop, it is heresy and I will endavour to prove that BOB is from a higher race than Roger Smith! :mad: p.s. I think you wrote that last line in haste, did you not? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes "Give me something better than Windows and I will use it, till then leave me be. Give me soemthing better than Science and I will believe it, till then leave me be." err, me
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David, I am disapointed in you. The following line on your website is an insult to poor BOB: Bob isn't the only widely known Mastrodite, other famous ones include Bill Clinton, Steve Balmer, and Roger Smith. Bill Clinton; even though most people think he is a wanker he did a lot of good for America Steve Balmer; He beats Roger Smith, just. but to alude that Roger Smith and BOB are from the same race makes me think that you are really a BOB Hater Anonymous, undercover. Lies like this have to stop, it is heresy and I will endavour to prove that BOB is from a higher race than Roger Smith! :mad: p.s. I think you wrote that last line in haste, did you not? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes "Give me something better than Windows and I will use it, till then leave me be. Give me soemthing better than Science and I will believe it, till then leave me be." err, me
Paul, relax. Mastrodites are a rare breed of Aqkuoer, mainly because they are backstabbing little critters, kind of like "ferengi" (or however that is spelt) from Start Trek. Bob and Mr Clinton where good ones sent to look after the Earth and protect us from the evil Mr Balmer and our arch enemy Roger. Maybe I should exmplain it better on the site? How's that for a come back? p.s. I think you wrote that last line in haste, did you not? Actually, that was one of the first I did write, then I went back and added the life history of the Earth and the origin on mankind.
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA tlhIngan maH! Hab SoSlI' Quch! (in Aqkuoerian)
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Paul, relax. Mastrodites are a rare breed of Aqkuoer, mainly because they are backstabbing little critters, kind of like "ferengi" (or however that is spelt) from Start Trek. Bob and Mr Clinton where good ones sent to look after the Earth and protect us from the evil Mr Balmer and our arch enemy Roger. Maybe I should exmplain it better on the site? How's that for a come back? p.s. I think you wrote that last line in haste, did you not? Actually, that was one of the first I did write, then I went back and added the life history of the Earth and the origin on mankind.
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA tlhIngan maH! Hab SoSlI' Quch! (in Aqkuoerian)
How's that for a come back? With a come back like that and a convoluted plot like the Mastrodites you should write a pron movie, staring Chris Maunder of course... ;P Maybe I should exmplain it better on the site? Definitley! Otherwise many anti-BLA sites will be launched and armies in the millions will batter down your door :) tlhIngan maH! Hab SoSlI' Quch! (in Aqkuoerian) Gutspah to you too! hehe regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes "Give me something better than Windows and I will use it, till then leave me be. Give me soemthing better than Science and I will believe it, till then leave me be." err, me
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I wonder what's more expressive: Hab SoSlI' Quch! or bIjatlh 'e' yImev ;P Tomasz Sowinski -- http://www.shooltz.com
It depends on the situation. According to the "Aqkuoerian Guide to Educated Speech", Volume Four, Edition Nine, bIjatlh 'e' yImev and Sujatlh 'e' yImev should only be used when politness fails. However, Hab SoSlI' Quch! is one of the most powerful insults you can give. Use it with caution when talking with a Mastrodite or you may not only cause offense, but also be declaring war upson yourself, to be enacted through be'joy' (a ritualized torture performed by Mastorditian women). In short, I would suggest using naDevvo' yIghoS instead, as it is not considered an insult.
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA tlhIngan maH! Hab SoSlI' Quch! (in Aqkuoerian)
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How's that for a come back? With a come back like that and a convoluted plot like the Mastrodites you should write a pron movie, staring Chris Maunder of course... ;P Maybe I should exmplain it better on the site? Definitley! Otherwise many anti-BLA sites will be launched and armies in the millions will batter down your door :) tlhIngan maH! Hab SoSlI' Quch! (in Aqkuoerian) Gutspah to you too! hehe regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "We would accomplish many more things if we did not think of them as impossible." - Chretien Malesherbes "Give me something better than Windows and I will use it, till then leave me be. Give me soemthing better than Science and I will believe it, till then leave me be." err, me
I couldn't word the come back properly for the site, so I did away with it altogether. :( I fixed the grammar problems though, and added a paraghaph explaining a bit more about the Tuxites (the arch enemies of the Mastoditian empire). Any better? If you have anything to add, just let me know.
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David Wulff dwulff@battleaxesoftware.com Founder of The BLA tlhIngan maH! Hab SoSlI' Quch! (in Aqkuoerian)