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are my getting too senical??????

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    mystro_AKA_kokie
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    It seems the slower my internet connection gets the more offers i get informing me that i qualify for a free trail of high speed internet. This is all being done by my now soon to be former ISP AOL. Could they have something to do with my creeply internet speed? It's a sh*tty world. Take advantage of whomever,whenever,whereever. And oh.. becarefull what you say to me,am too sensitive.Or i might just show up at your house.i retract the latter,am trying to be a better person.

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      It seems the slower my internet connection gets the more offers i get informing me that i qualify for a free trail of high speed internet. This is all being done by my now soon to be former ISP AOL. Could they have something to do with my creeply internet speed? It's a sh*tty world. Take advantage of whomever,whenever,whereever. And oh.. becarefull what you say to me,am too sensitive.Or i might just show up at your house.i retract the latter,am trying to be a better person.

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      billb2112
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      What is senical? Give me one more medicated peaceful moment

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        It seems the slower my internet connection gets the more offers i get informing me that i qualify for a free trail of high speed internet. This is all being done by my now soon to be former ISP AOL. Could they have something to do with my creeply internet speed? It's a sh*tty world. Take advantage of whomever,whenever,whereever. And oh.. becarefull what you say to me,am too sensitive.Or i might just show up at your house.i retract the latter,am trying to be a better person.

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        dog_spawn
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        mystro_AKA_kokie wrote: senical; trail; AOL; creeply It is good news you are changing ISP because your comments are being corrupted during transmission.

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          mystro_AKA_kokie wrote: senical; trail; AOL; creeply It is good news you are changing ISP because your comments are being corrupted during transmission.

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          Jorgen Sigvardsson
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          Good news everybody? :rolleyes: --

          Berlin - Die heimliche schwedishe Hauptstadt. IKEA Wohnst du nach oder lebst du schon?

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            It seems the slower my internet connection gets the more offers i get informing me that i qualify for a free trail of high speed internet. This is all being done by my now soon to be former ISP AOL. Could they have something to do with my creeply internet speed? It's a sh*tty world. Take advantage of whomever,whenever,whereever. And oh.. becarefull what you say to me,am too sensitive.Or i might just show up at your house.i retract the latter,am trying to be a better person.

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            peterchen
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            That you earthling never get the causal chain correct. Of course "The more offers you get, the slower your conneciton gets". It's so simple.


            "Vierteile den, der sie Hure schimpft mit einem türkischen Säbel."
            mlog || Agile Programming | doxygen

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              It seems the slower my internet connection gets the more offers i get informing me that i qualify for a free trail of high speed internet. This is all being done by my now soon to be former ISP AOL. Could they have something to do with my creeply internet speed? It's a sh*tty world. Take advantage of whomever,whenever,whereever. And oh.. becarefull what you say to me,am too sensitive.Or i might just show up at your house.i retract the latter,am trying to be a better person.

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              Michael P Butler
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              Cynical? Hmm, you are using AOL. I think that says it all ;-) Michael Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you Make a little birdhouse in your soul - They Might Be Giants

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                Good news everybody? :rolleyes: --

                Berlin - Die heimliche schwedishe Hauptstadt. IKEA Wohnst du nach oder lebst du schon?

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                Ian Darling
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                Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Good news everybody A SHORT FUTURAMA EPISODE: HUBERT FARNSWORTH: Today you're going to be taking a delivery to Illiter 8, home to a colony of completely incomprehensible humans. FRY (having not been paying attention): Complicitly Incontinentical Hoovers? FARNSWORTH: Oh my, yes. Now toodle-oooh! ---------------------------------- Dum, doo doo doo, dum, doo doo doo ---------------------------------- LEELA: Now I don't want any screw ups delivering this package. It's one million AOL CDs, and it's the only way the people of Illiter 8 can communicate with each other. Bender, we'll need to install AOL on you too, so we can understand them. BENDER: No way sister, bite my rainbow reflective ass! (Hijinks ensue) ZOIDBERG: What a wonderful people! So friendly with the talking and the touching and the flirting. But this "STFU FAG U SUXOR!" they kept telling me was confusing me. (realisation) OH MY GOD, THEY HATED ME! (cries) (More hijinks, and a song about being a moron) THE END :-D -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

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                  Cynical? Hmm, you are using AOL. I think that says it all ;-) Michael Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you Make a little birdhouse in your soul - They Might Be Giants

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                  Jeff Patterson
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                  That should be AOHell. I gave that up when they went unlimited and the kids invaded Jeff Patterson Programmers speak in Code. http://www.anti-dmca.org[^]

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                    Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Good news everybody A SHORT FUTURAMA EPISODE: HUBERT FARNSWORTH: Today you're going to be taking a delivery to Illiter 8, home to a colony of completely incomprehensible humans. FRY (having not been paying attention): Complicitly Incontinentical Hoovers? FARNSWORTH: Oh my, yes. Now toodle-oooh! ---------------------------------- Dum, doo doo doo, dum, doo doo doo ---------------------------------- LEELA: Now I don't want any screw ups delivering this package. It's one million AOL CDs, and it's the only way the people of Illiter 8 can communicate with each other. Bender, we'll need to install AOL on you too, so we can understand them. BENDER: No way sister, bite my rainbow reflective ass! (Hijinks ensue) ZOIDBERG: What a wonderful people! So friendly with the talking and the touching and the flirting. But this "STFU FAG U SUXOR!" they kept telling me was confusing me. (realisation) OH MY GOD, THEY HATED ME! (cries) (More hijinks, and a song about being a moron) THE END :-D -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

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                    Paul Watson
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                    Ian, you are in the wrong industry. Go right episodes for Futurama! Laughing so hard over here. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                      That you earthling never get the causal chain correct. Of course "The more offers you get, the slower your conneciton gets". It's so simple.


                      "Vierteile den, der sie Hure schimpft mit einem türkischen Säbel."
                      mlog || Agile Programming | doxygen

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                      Paul Watson
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                      You the Merovingian now? Smith will be hurt... regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                        It seems the slower my internet connection gets the more offers i get informing me that i qualify for a free trail of high speed internet. This is all being done by my now soon to be former ISP AOL. Could they have something to do with my creeply internet speed? It's a sh*tty world. Take advantage of whomever,whenever,whereever. And oh.. becarefull what you say to me,am too sensitive.Or i might just show up at your house.i retract the latter,am trying to be a better person.

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                        Corinna John
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                        That's just marketing ;P AOL is going to slow you down until you order a highspeed account. If you refuse to react, they'll reduce your bandwidth to 1 byte per second. The AOL dial-up software has already infected your network drivers so that you can't change to a better ISP on the day you get the meaning of the shortcut: Anybody Off Line

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                          Ian, you are in the wrong industry. Go right episodes for Futurama! Laughing so hard over here. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                          Paul Watson wrote: Ian, you are in the wrong industry. :omg: Am I losing my geek credentials? :-) Paul Watson wrote: Go right episodes for Futurama! Ahhh :laugh: (Hey, the AOLers have got to you too - but only in your spelling unit :-)) It did help that I've been watching very little TV recently, and lots of Futurama in comparison - I keep getting Benders jingles and stuff stuck in my head. At least it isn't any of that damn "pop" music that seems so popular these days. Or that badger thing. # B-E-N-D-E-R, Beeeennnnnder! # -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

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                            Paul Watson wrote: Ian, you are in the wrong industry. :omg: Am I losing my geek credentials? :-) Paul Watson wrote: Go right episodes for Futurama! Ahhh :laugh: (Hey, the AOLers have got to you too - but only in your spelling unit :-)) It did help that I've been watching very little TV recently, and lots of Futurama in comparison - I keep getting Benders jingles and stuff stuck in my head. At least it isn't any of that damn "pop" music that seems so popular these days. Or that badger thing. # B-E-N-D-E-R, Beeeennnnnder! # -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

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                            Crikey, I must have been visited by the Brain Sucking Vampires from AOL last night, have had to modify about three posts this morning correcting words... Maybe I should have that morning coffee then. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                              You the Merovingian now? Smith will be hurt... regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                              peterchen
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                              Paul Watson wrote: You the Merovingian now? Why? I still adore the Matrix One Smith. The Merovingian is just... waste. He has lost purpose, he has lost himself.


                              "Vierteile den, der sie Hure schimpft mit einem türkischen Säbel."
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                                Paul Watson wrote: You the Merovingian now? Why? I still adore the Matrix One Smith. The Merovingian is just... waste. He has lost purpose, he has lost himself.


                                "Vierteile den, der sie Hure schimpft mit einem türkischen Säbel."
                                mlog || Agile Programming | doxygen

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                                Paul Watson
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                                It was just something the Merovingian would say, just teasing you :) And he is too inside the game to realise he has lost purpose. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand?

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                                  Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Good news everybody A SHORT FUTURAMA EPISODE: HUBERT FARNSWORTH: Today you're going to be taking a delivery to Illiter 8, home to a colony of completely incomprehensible humans. FRY (having not been paying attention): Complicitly Incontinentical Hoovers? FARNSWORTH: Oh my, yes. Now toodle-oooh! ---------------------------------- Dum, doo doo doo, dum, doo doo doo ---------------------------------- LEELA: Now I don't want any screw ups delivering this package. It's one million AOL CDs, and it's the only way the people of Illiter 8 can communicate with each other. Bender, we'll need to install AOL on you too, so we can understand them. BENDER: No way sister, bite my rainbow reflective ass! (Hijinks ensue) ZOIDBERG: What a wonderful people! So friendly with the talking and the touching and the flirting. But this "STFU FAG U SUXOR!" they kept telling me was confusing me. (realisation) OH MY GOD, THEY HATED ME! (cries) (More hijinks, and a song about being a moron) THE END :-D -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

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                                  Michael P Butler
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                                  QuoteFile! (Ooops, sorry wrong message board.) That was so funny, that needs to be saved somewhere for all to enjoy. Michael Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you Make a little birdhouse in your soul - They Might Be Giants

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                                    QuoteFile! (Ooops, sorry wrong message board.) That was so funny, that needs to be saved somewhere for all to enjoy. Michael Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch Who watches over you Make a little birdhouse in your soul - They Might Be Giants

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                                    Ian Darling
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                                    Michael P Butler wrote: That was so funny, that needs to be saved somewhere for all to enjoy. Thank you :-) I did put a copy on my blog as well. Maybe we need a CP Quote feature (like bash.org has for IRC) -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

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