Warning: Contains extreme Soapbox material. May also lead to breathing problems due to laughter...
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VAGINITIS QUERIES IN THE FEMINA MAGAZINE .... These letters came in response to an advert in a South African woman's magazine called Femina. All of the extracts are from people whose first (or second) language is NOT English: Back in 1985, SA Femina Magazine ran an advertisement for Nelex, a medicine for the treatment of a vaginal infection known as Vaginitis. The ad prompted hundreds of letters from sufferers countrywide, most of them from women who were clearly unsure as to what exactly was wrong with them. The letters were collected by the advertising agency that created the Femina ad who swear that every single one of them is genuine. Herewith extracts from some of the most hilarious: 1. My interesting language is English, so you better send me an English copy of your vaginitis. 2. Please send me the following symptoms: itching, discharge, unpleasant smell. I am one of those with a virginal problem. I will be very grateful if my disease were acceptable. 3. Dear sirs, greetings as patient to you, but I have not got enough time to express my sickness over this paper. I want to come by myself to confess my sickness to you after I use this Nelex. The trouble is my vaginitis and that I'm so ugly. 4. How can I get vaginal infection? Most chemists cannot help. 5. Is vaginitis normal, or does it occur by mistakes like having sex? My husband is not happy with the behaviour of my vagina at bedtime. 6. Please send me more information about these vaginal erections. My symptoms are some of the ones you didn't mention, so please send me another medicine. Every boyfriend left me and made another girl pregnant, so maybe you can help me. With modern life of anonymous infection, I have found your vaginal infection very handy and unavoidable. I tried Dettol, Omo (a washing powder) and also pure brandy. Allin vain. My problem is itching, burning pain after intercourse when the weather is cold or foggy. 7. I am a young lady of 1963. Will you please send me more news about my virginia pains during intercourse, even when I'm not having intercourse at. I use to have sex eight to ten times a day. Now I am very dry. I went to the hospital and they told me I have too much sex. Maybe I should move to Durban for the humidity. 8. I am a girl of 21 years of edge. Can you help me with Virginial infractions? Last night the virginial infections suddenly attacked me. What do you want me to do? 9. Please send me Nelex. I am so sick I will even pay for it. My virginia is wide open, but I only slept with my husba
Megan Forbes wrote: 9. Please send me Nelex. I am so sick I will even pay for it. My virginia is wide open, but I only slept with my husband alone, but he says I am a bitch. I slept with many men. Can you close my virginia for me :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: "Courage choose who will follow, Fate choose who will lead" - Lord Gunner, Septerra Core "Press any key to continue, where's the ANY key ?" - Homer Simpsons Drinking gives me amazing powers of insight. I can solve all the worlds problems when drunk, but can never remember the solutions in the morning. - Michael P Butler to Paul Watson on 12/08/03
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Megan Forbes wrote: 9. Please send me Nelex. I am so sick I will even pay for it. My virginia is wide open, but I only slept with my husband alone, but he says I am a bitch. I slept with many men. Can you close my virginia for me :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: "Courage choose who will follow, Fate choose who will lead" - Lord Gunner, Septerra Core "Press any key to continue, where's the ANY key ?" - Homer Simpsons Drinking gives me amazing powers of insight. I can solve all the worlds problems when drunk, but can never remember the solutions in the morning. - Michael P Butler to Paul Watson on 12/08/03
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VAGINITIS QUERIES IN THE FEMINA MAGAZINE .... These letters came in response to an advert in a South African woman's magazine called Femina. All of the extracts are from people whose first (or second) language is NOT English: Back in 1985, SA Femina Magazine ran an advertisement for Nelex, a medicine for the treatment of a vaginal infection known as Vaginitis. The ad prompted hundreds of letters from sufferers countrywide, most of them from women who were clearly unsure as to what exactly was wrong with them. The letters were collected by the advertising agency that created the Femina ad who swear that every single one of them is genuine. Herewith extracts from some of the most hilarious: 1. My interesting language is English, so you better send me an English copy of your vaginitis. 2. Please send me the following symptoms: itching, discharge, unpleasant smell. I am one of those with a virginal problem. I will be very grateful if my disease were acceptable. 3. Dear sirs, greetings as patient to you, but I have not got enough time to express my sickness over this paper. I want to come by myself to confess my sickness to you after I use this Nelex. The trouble is my vaginitis and that I'm so ugly. 4. How can I get vaginal infection? Most chemists cannot help. 5. Is vaginitis normal, or does it occur by mistakes like having sex? My husband is not happy with the behaviour of my vagina at bedtime. 6. Please send me more information about these vaginal erections. My symptoms are some of the ones you didn't mention, so please send me another medicine. Every boyfriend left me and made another girl pregnant, so maybe you can help me. With modern life of anonymous infection, I have found your vaginal infection very handy and unavoidable. I tried Dettol, Omo (a washing powder) and also pure brandy. Allin vain. My problem is itching, burning pain after intercourse when the weather is cold or foggy. 7. I am a young lady of 1963. Will you please send me more news about my virginia pains during intercourse, even when I'm not having intercourse at. I use to have sex eight to ten times a day. Now I am very dry. I went to the hospital and they told me I have too much sex. Maybe I should move to Durban for the humidity. 8. I am a girl of 21 years of edge. Can you help me with Virginial infractions? Last night the virginial infections suddenly attacked me. What do you want me to do? 9. Please send me Nelex. I am so sick I will even pay for it. My virginia is wide open, but I only slept with my husba
Some really funny stuff there! But I wonder if it is true or not. I mean, people whose language isn't english would be very unlikely to produce the comical spelling errors in your post (ie: "Virginia" instead of "Vagina"). I liked the line: "I am not an ignorant girl, but how can I be sure?" :)
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VAGINITIS QUERIES IN THE FEMINA MAGAZINE .... These letters came in response to an advert in a South African woman's magazine called Femina. All of the extracts are from people whose first (or second) language is NOT English: Back in 1985, SA Femina Magazine ran an advertisement for Nelex, a medicine for the treatment of a vaginal infection known as Vaginitis. The ad prompted hundreds of letters from sufferers countrywide, most of them from women who were clearly unsure as to what exactly was wrong with them. The letters were collected by the advertising agency that created the Femina ad who swear that every single one of them is genuine. Herewith extracts from some of the most hilarious: 1. My interesting language is English, so you better send me an English copy of your vaginitis. 2. Please send me the following symptoms: itching, discharge, unpleasant smell. I am one of those with a virginal problem. I will be very grateful if my disease were acceptable. 3. Dear sirs, greetings as patient to you, but I have not got enough time to express my sickness over this paper. I want to come by myself to confess my sickness to you after I use this Nelex. The trouble is my vaginitis and that I'm so ugly. 4. How can I get vaginal infection? Most chemists cannot help. 5. Is vaginitis normal, or does it occur by mistakes like having sex? My husband is not happy with the behaviour of my vagina at bedtime. 6. Please send me more information about these vaginal erections. My symptoms are some of the ones you didn't mention, so please send me another medicine. Every boyfriend left me and made another girl pregnant, so maybe you can help me. With modern life of anonymous infection, I have found your vaginal infection very handy and unavoidable. I tried Dettol, Omo (a washing powder) and also pure brandy. Allin vain. My problem is itching, burning pain after intercourse when the weather is cold or foggy. 7. I am a young lady of 1963. Will you please send me more news about my virginia pains during intercourse, even when I'm not having intercourse at. I use to have sex eight to ten times a day. Now I am very dry. I went to the hospital and they told me I have too much sex. Maybe I should move to Durban for the humidity. 8. I am a girl of 21 years of edge. Can you help me with Virginial infractions? Last night the virginial infections suddenly attacked me. What do you want me to do? 9. Please send me Nelex. I am so sick I will even pay for it. My virginia is wide open, but I only slept with my husba
ROTFL! This is just too good:laugh: Later, JoeSox "That sounds exactly like the thinking of a machine to me." -- Morpheus, The Matrix Reloaded joeswammi.com ↔ humanaiproject.org ↔ joeswammi.com/sinfest
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Nick Seng wrote: *dies laughing* It's killing me - I can't share the joke with anyone I work with as they are far too boring and would probably be uptight about it... :laugh: *collapses* :laugh: :laugh: How about: "...please reply as soon as it is convenient for me. " and "I am 20 years old and will be 21 sooner than expected. I cannot tell my mother about it: she has no vagina...."
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
Meg's World - Blog Photography - The product of my passionMegan Forbes wrote: I can't share the joke with anyone I work with as they are far too boring and would probably be uptight about it All the more reason to send it on down, surely ? I'm sending it to everyone here... Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder
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Some really funny stuff there! But I wonder if it is true or not. I mean, people whose language isn't english would be very unlikely to produce the comical spelling errors in your post (ie: "Virginia" instead of "Vagina"). I liked the line: "I am not an ignorant girl, but how can I be sure?" :)
I learned long ago that the likelyhood of these things being true is inversely proportional to how much you'd like them to be. However, I can't find it on any hoax sites ( I hope that searches are not logged where I work, I just googled 'africa vagina hoax' ). Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder
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I learned long ago that the likelyhood of these things being true is inversely proportional to how much you'd like them to be. However, I can't find it on any hoax sites ( I hope that searches are not logged where I work, I just googled 'africa vagina hoax' ). Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder
Christian Graus wrote: I hope that searches are not logged where I work, I just googled 'africa vagina hoax' Just listen in on your coworkers - if they start referring to you as that "dude that likes black transvestites" then you know you were logged!
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Megan Forbes wrote: I can't share the joke with anyone I work with as they are far too boring and would probably be uptight about it All the more reason to send it on down, surely ? I'm sending it to everyone here... Christian I have drunk the cool-aid and found it wan and bitter. - Chris Maunder
Christian Graus wrote: All the more reason to send it on down, surely ? I'm sending it to everyone here... I'm not ready to be fired yet... :~
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
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Christian Graus wrote: I hope that searches are not logged where I work, I just googled 'africa vagina hoax' Just listen in on your coworkers - if they start referring to you as that "dude that likes black transvestites" then you know you were logged!
:laugh::laugh::laugh: I surprised a few of my coworkers by showing them the logs that IIS keeps by default! Or was that proxy server... I forget, but it was hilarious to see their expressions when they found out just how much I knew about their activities (yeah, like I had time to read all that stuff). "Your village called -
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VAGINITIS QUERIES IN THE FEMINA MAGAZINE .... These letters came in response to an advert in a South African woman's magazine called Femina. All of the extracts are from people whose first (or second) language is NOT English: Back in 1985, SA Femina Magazine ran an advertisement for Nelex, a medicine for the treatment of a vaginal infection known as Vaginitis. The ad prompted hundreds of letters from sufferers countrywide, most of them from women who were clearly unsure as to what exactly was wrong with them. The letters were collected by the advertising agency that created the Femina ad who swear that every single one of them is genuine. Herewith extracts from some of the most hilarious: 1. My interesting language is English, so you better send me an English copy of your vaginitis. 2. Please send me the following symptoms: itching, discharge, unpleasant smell. I am one of those with a virginal problem. I will be very grateful if my disease were acceptable. 3. Dear sirs, greetings as patient to you, but I have not got enough time to express my sickness over this paper. I want to come by myself to confess my sickness to you after I use this Nelex. The trouble is my vaginitis and that I'm so ugly. 4. How can I get vaginal infection? Most chemists cannot help. 5. Is vaginitis normal, or does it occur by mistakes like having sex? My husband is not happy with the behaviour of my vagina at bedtime. 6. Please send me more information about these vaginal erections. My symptoms are some of the ones you didn't mention, so please send me another medicine. Every boyfriend left me and made another girl pregnant, so maybe you can help me. With modern life of anonymous infection, I have found your vaginal infection very handy and unavoidable. I tried Dettol, Omo (a washing powder) and also pure brandy. Allin vain. My problem is itching, burning pain after intercourse when the weather is cold or foggy. 7. I am a young lady of 1963. Will you please send me more news about my virginia pains during intercourse, even when I'm not having intercourse at. I use to have sex eight to ten times a day. Now I am very dry. I went to the hospital and they told me I have too much sex. Maybe I should move to Durban for the humidity. 8. I am a girl of 21 years of edge. Can you help me with Virginial infractions? Last night the virginial infections suddenly attacked me. What do you want me to do? 9. Please send me Nelex. I am so sick I will even pay for it. My virginia is wide open, but I only slept with my husba
Amazing! :laugh: "After all it's just text at the end of the day. - Colin Davies "For example, when a VB programmer comes to my house, they may say 'does your pool need cleaning, sir ?' " - Christian Graus