Things to do while watching ROTK
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Debs wrote: Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: 5! -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky
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>Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Poor Dobby. Good ones Deb. Just 5 hours to go and I will be watching ROTK. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Ya know, when I was suffering through the second Harry Potter movie and Dobby begged for a special favour, I was hoping against hope that he'd beg to not be in the third movie :) What a disappointment when his ambition proved to be so lacking :) Rob Manderson http://www.mindprobes.net **Paul Watson wrote:**What sense would you most dislike loosing? Ian Darling replied. Telepathy Then I'd no longer be able to find out everyones dirty little secrets The Lounge, December 4 2003
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WARNING: I guess one or two of these could be considered spoilers for those who haven't read the book or seen the film, but then they wouldn't get the joke anyway, so don't bother reading on if you want to keep the film/book experience pure and unsullied. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." Point and laugh whenever someone dies. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians. -Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. -When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. -Start an Orc sing-a-long. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. Remove the top off your drink, then proceed to light the straw on fire and tell people in the seats around you about a great battle that took place in your cup long ago. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" -Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. -Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
Debs wrote: Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like :laugh: This reminded me of the part where Gollum receives an award in MTV movie awards.
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>Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Poor Dobby. Good ones Deb. Just 5 hours to go and I will be watching ROTK. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Paul Watson wrote: >Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. Hmmm, of those 3 I only know who yoda is :) So, as you guessed, I dont have any interest in LOTR... - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!" My Photos[^] nsms@spyf.dk <- Spam Collecting ;)
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WARNING: I guess one or two of these could be considered spoilers for those who haven't read the book or seen the film, but then they wouldn't get the joke anyway, so don't bother reading on if you want to keep the film/book experience pure and unsullied. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." Point and laugh whenever someone dies. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians. -Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. -When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. -Start an Orc sing-a-long. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. Remove the top off your drink, then proceed to light the straw on fire and tell people in the seats around you about a great battle that took place in your cup long ago. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" -Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. -Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
Debs wrote: Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts. :laugh:
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Paul Watson wrote: >Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. Hmmm, of those 3 I only know who yoda is :) So, as you guessed, I dont have any interest in LOTR... - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!" My Photos[^] nsms@spyf.dk <- Spam Collecting ;)
Gollum: Smeagol from Lord of the Rings. A stunted proto-Hobbit, twisted by the powers of the one Ring, my precious... Dobby: The Harry Potter version of *hack spit* Jar Jar Binks*, only slightly less annoying because he can vanish Yoda: Know this one you. * I forgot his name. So I googled for "star wars irritating character" and guess who was the first hit :-D I highly recommend you read LOTR, Anders. It is a classic, well worth your time. The movies are also fantastic IMO. Just don't ruin them by being a fan-boy and bemoaning every single tiny change from the original books. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
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Gollum: Smeagol from Lord of the Rings. A stunted proto-Hobbit, twisted by the powers of the one Ring, my precious... Dobby: The Harry Potter version of *hack spit* Jar Jar Binks*, only slightly less annoying because he can vanish Yoda: Know this one you. * I forgot his name. So I googled for "star wars irritating character" and guess who was the first hit :-D I highly recommend you read LOTR, Anders. It is a classic, well worth your time. The movies are also fantastic IMO. Just don't ruin them by being a fan-boy and bemoaning every single tiny change from the original books. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Paul Watson wrote: The movies are also fantastic IMO. Just don't ruin them by being a fan-boy and bemoaning every single tiny change from the original books. I'm only bemoaning the changes that are pointless, confusing or ruining the mythological feeling of the book. :rolleyes: Have you seen the funny hoppers the orcs were riding in the second film? THATS what I mean!
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Ya know, when I was suffering through the second Harry Potter movie and Dobby begged for a special favour, I was hoping against hope that he'd beg to not be in the third movie :) What a disappointment when his ambition proved to be so lacking :) Rob Manderson http://www.mindprobes.net **Paul Watson wrote:**What sense would you most dislike loosing? Ian Darling replied. Telepathy Then I'd no longer be able to find out everyones dirty little secrets The Lounge, December 4 2003
Dobby won't be in the third movie so you're all right. --Colin Mackay--
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WARNING: I guess one or two of these could be considered spoilers for those who haven't read the book or seen the film, but then they wouldn't get the joke anyway, so don't bother reading on if you want to keep the film/book experience pure and unsullied. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." Point and laugh whenever someone dies. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians. -Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. -When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. -Start an Orc sing-a-long. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. Remove the top off your drink, then proceed to light the straw on fire and tell people in the seats around you about a great battle that took place in your cup long ago. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!" -Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like. -Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
I see you have been to LOTR several times now :laugh: Did you have to keep changing cinemas when they started to recognise you ? Elaine (chortling fluffy tigress) PS 5 ! The tigress is here :-D
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:laugh: That was my favourite too. You can just picture him saying it! I won't be able to watch the film now without thinking about it. Debbie
"What good is a ring, if you don't have any fingers, Mr. Baggins?" J
"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees."
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"What good is a ring, if you don't have any fingers, Mr. Baggins?" J
"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees."
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"What good is a ring, if you don't have any fingers, Mr. Baggins?" J
"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees."