Insult of the week
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Overheard last night in the pub, two guys discussing various women in the pub "She's a face which looks like it has burst into flames and then been put out with a shovel" Aren't Yorkshire men such charmers. ;P Michael Snow is lying on the ground, and in the air the sleigh bells sound, The frosted patterned window panes, it's British summer time again. No, it's not, It's Christmas - Santa Claus in on the Dole (Spitting Image 1986)
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Overheard last night in the pub, two guys discussing various women in the pub "She's a face which looks like it has burst into flames and then been put out with a shovel" Aren't Yorkshire men such charmers. ;P Michael Snow is lying on the ground, and in the air the sleigh bells sound, The frosted patterned window panes, it's British summer time again. No, it's not, It's Christmas - Santa Claus in on the Dole (Spitting Image 1986)
Michael P Butler wrote: She's a face which looks like it has burst into flames and then been put out with a shovel Now, i wonder if this is a step up from the poor gal whose face caught fire and was put out with a bag of nickels...
Shog9 ---
You'd better turn back, before the frost sets in. These desert nights are for weathered men, The ones who've already given in...
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Michael P Butler wrote: She's a face which looks like it has burst into flames and then been put out with a shovel Now, i wonder if this is a step up from the poor gal whose face caught fire and was put out with a bag of nickels...
Shog9 ---
You'd better turn back, before the frost sets in. These desert nights are for weathered men, The ones who've already given in...
Probably just the Yorkshire farmer version of your American one. Michael Snow is lying on the ground, and in the air the sleigh bells sound, The frosted patterned window panes, it's British summer time again. No, it's not, It's Christmas - Santa Claus in on the Dole (Spitting Image 1986)
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Overheard last night in the pub, two guys discussing various women in the pub "She's a face which looks like it has burst into flames and then been put out with a shovel" Aren't Yorkshire men such charmers. ;P Michael Snow is lying on the ground, and in the air the sleigh bells sound, The frosted patterned window panes, it's British summer time again. No, it's not, It's Christmas - Santa Claus in on the Dole (Spitting Image 1986)
That's the xmas spirit! ;) -- In the land of the blind, be king![^]
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That's the xmas spirit! ;) -- In the land of the blind, be king![^]
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Overheard last night in the pub, two guys discussing various women in the pub "She's a face which looks like it has burst into flames and then been put out with a shovel" Aren't Yorkshire men such charmers. ;P Michael Snow is lying on the ground, and in the air the sleigh bells sound, The frosted patterned window panes, it's British summer time again. No, it's not, It's Christmas - Santa Claus in on the Dole (Spitting Image 1986)
I like the versio0n that goes: "She looks like her face caught fire and was put out with an icepick".
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Michael P Butler wrote: She's a face which looks like it has burst into flames and then been put out with a shovel Now, i wonder if this is a step up from the poor gal whose face caught fire and was put out with a bag of nickels...
Shog9 ---
You'd better turn back, before the frost sets in. These desert nights are for weathered men, The ones who've already given in...
Shog9 wrote: the poor gal whose face caught fire and was put out with a bag of nickels Other varients include "...a bag if spanners" and "...a bag of hammers" --Colin Mackay--
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