You know you're a developer when...

[Roger Wright]

Yup, that's a developer. After a few, though, things start to get fuzzy: #include #include #include Beer myBeer = new Beer(); myBeer.setGlassSize("Pitcher"); myBeer.setStrength("any"); myBeer.setBrand("any"); myBeer.Drink(); while (myBeer.getKegStatus() != ERR_KEG_EMPTY) { myBeer.refill(); } If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE) { If (!CCab.Call()) CRuminants.RentASheep(); Else CCab.GoHome(); } myBeer.Eject(PROJECTILE_MODE_ACTIVE); "Another day done - All targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly" - Jennie A.

[Paul Watson]

>If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE) Slight change. If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE || NumberOfBeers > FemSelectionDiscriminationLevel) >PROJECTILE_MODE_ACTIVE :laugh: What a constant. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

[Garth J Lancaster]

Paul Watson wrote: If (fembarfly == ATTRACTIVE || NumberOfBeers > FemSelectionDiscriminationLevel) I'd settle for :- If (fembarfly == ALIVE ..... :-O 'G'

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

Michael P Butler wrote: And the good thing about it being C#, it'll clear up the mess after itself Yes, but when!? Thank god for stack based objects in C++ - deterministic finalization is a good thing. Unfortunately not very common in the beer drinking process. :( -- I am perpetual, I keep the country clean.

[Rob Manderson]

I'm not sure I can put my finger on just why, but this sounds like it might have come from Michael Martin :) Rob Manderson http://www.mindprobes.net **Paul Watson wrote:**What sense would you most dislike loosing? Ian Darling replied. Telepathy Then I'd no longer be able to find out everyones dirty little secrets The Lounge, December 4 2003

[Wouter Dhondt]

Shouldn't it be myBeer.setStrength("8%%"); ----------------------- New and improved: kwakkelflap.com My second CP article: MAP files[^] "Hey, Benny, can I pour you a beer?" "A little early, isn't it, Jim?" "For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions."

[ProffK]

Why limit yourself?

[yetanotherchris]

Those set methods look worryingly like a java programmer's way of setting fields :~

[Garth J Lancaster]

Sorry, even with my age and looks working against me, I still like live & fresh meat !! Sorta like the difference between Jello & Jewish Princesses ... 'G'

[ProffK]

It may not be enough, but you can get live, fresh meat just by eating oysters ;P Hallelucination - when you think you see God

[Stan Shannon]

oops, that code has a bug in it (looks like an infinite loop to me )...

Beer myBeer = new Beer();
myBeer.setBeerGlassSize("large");
myBeer.setStrength("8%");
while (myBeer.getOwnersDrunkenFactor()!="collapsed")
{
myBeer.drink(); //otherwise we never collapse...
myBeer.refill();
}
myBeer.eject

[Anders Molin]

Roger Wright wrote: #include Looks like you are using C++ ;) Roger Wright wrote: Beer myBeer = new Beer(); myBeer.setGlassSize("Pitcher"); Will not compile, use -> instead of . myBeer->setGlassSize("Pitcher"); Sorry, I just had to... - Anders Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye!" My Photos[^] nsms@spyf.dk <- Spam Collecting ;)

[Lost User]

Rob Manderson wrote: I'm not sure I can put my finger on just why, but this sounds like it might have come from Michael Martin :) I'd like to take credit Rob, but I can't. I haven't coded anything for over 2 years and it took 3 readings to get it all. All I'm good for now is twist, drink, twist, drink. Michael Martin Australia "I suspect I will be impressed though, I am easy." - Paul Watson 21/09/2003

[_Magnus_]

I think that version will throw an OutOfBeer exception since myBeer.drink() is called without filling the glass. :~ /Magnus

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[Paul Watson]

>Sorta like the difference between Jello & Jewish Princesses ... Right. What on God's Green Earth does that mean? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Brian Welsch wrote: "blah blah blah, maybe a potato?" while translating my Afrikaans. Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

[G Raven]

If (fembarfly == ALIVE | HASMORETHAN3TEETH) ... G. Raven

[Aryo Handono]

Chris Maunder wrote: myBeer.eject(); I prefer use myBeer.Dispose(); :-D:-D "Courage choose who will follow, Fate choose who will lead" - Lord Gunner, Septerra Core "Press any key to continue, where's the ANY key ?" - Homer Simpsons Drinking gives me amazing powers of insight. I can solve all the worlds problems when drunk, but can never remember the solutions in the morning. - Michael P Butler to Paul Watson on 12/08/03

[Ian Darling]

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Thank god for stack based objects in C++ - deterministic finalization is a good thing. Unfortunately not very common in the beer drinking process Not even when you "stack" the empty pint glasses up to try and reach the ceiling before the bar staff collect them? :-D -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

[Jorgen Sigvardsson]

Anybody who tries to smash the stack deserves some kind of punishment.. ;) -- I am perpetual, I keep the country clean.

[Ian Darling]

Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Anybody who tries to smash the stack deserves some kind of punishment :laugh: -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky