Funny stuff - (I wouldn't read it at work per se)
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My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. now that's almost sig material [edit]... nevermind, this is better: <Zeroflowne>what is the name of that or*l s*x move that can kill your partner? <sHaDoWkAiO>The or*l s*x "move"? You mean like punching her and yelling "HADOKEN!" while performing cun*&%$^&us? :laugh: [/edit] [edit2] <@Oz> just reading about the human genome project <@Oz> what a waste of time, if only god had just released the source with the binaries ;P [/edit2] ~Nitron.
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startSome other ones :) spread the word of jesus my brother j----e---s----u---s And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. just pull it out and point to it Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf brb Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?" And the worst "Ewwww!" moment one: The goatse guy would be good at shoplifting.
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http://www.bash.org/?random[^] Can you imagine the havok we would wreak if we had our own IRC channel? :-D Jeremy Kimball
* Protozoa has quit IRC (Killed (Ukyo (<No reason given> ))) <Ukyo> gah <Ukyo> damn misclicks :laugh: That's hilarious!
I passionately hate the idea of being with it, I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time. -Orson Welles
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Some other ones :) spread the word of jesus my brother j----e---s----u---s And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. just pull it out and point to it Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf brb Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?" And the worst "Ewwww!" moment one: The goatse guy would be good at shoplifting.
> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. Pffff, guy does not know what he is talking about. Peterchen does it all the time, Dela has his German liefde and even I wangled some one-on-one time. Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, but you can still talk to them. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "All Corvettes are red. Everything else is just a mistake." Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
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> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. Pffff, guy does not know what he is talking about. Peterchen does it all the time, Dela has his German liefde and even I wangled some one-on-one time. Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, but you can still talk to them. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "All Corvettes are red. Everything else is just a mistake." Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Now *why* did you have to give me a mental image of Jorgen "pulling it out and pointing"? X| Jeremy Kimball
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Now *why* did you have to give me a mental image of Jorgen "pulling it out and pointing"? X| Jeremy Kimball
Dude! I demand you to purge your mind of any mental image of me involved in pulling and pointing activities! I feel so abused. :sigh: :-D -- C'est normal!
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> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. Pffff, guy does not know what he is talking about. Peterchen does it all the time, Dela has his German liefde and even I wangled some one-on-one time. Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, but you can still talk to them. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "All Corvettes are red. Everything else is just a mistake." Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Paul Watson wrote: Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, I don't know how you perceive me. This is slightly worrying. :rolleyes: Paul Watson wrote: but you can still talk to them. Ganz genau! I just wish they would talk back.. ;) -- C'est normal!
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http://www.bash.org/?random[^] Can you imagine the havok we would wreak if we had our own IRC channel? :-D Jeremy Kimball
< zeedo> now the use of nmap in the matrix reloaded, that was leetnes
in a movie< mcp33p4n75> and ssh
< zeedo> an ssh exploit no less
< setenv> oh yea and the crc32 vulnerability
18:02:37 < zeedo> I paused it and started explaining it to my gf, she just
looked at me like I was a moron
David Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
Putting the laughter back into slaughter
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Paul Watson wrote: Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, I don't know how you perceive me. This is slightly worrying. :rolleyes: Paul Watson wrote: but you can still talk to them. Ganz genau! I just wish they would talk back.. ;) -- C'est normal!
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> And it hard to hit on the German chicks thanks to the thick language barrier. Pffff, guy does not know what he is talking about. Peterchen does it all the time, Dela has his German liefde and even I wangled some one-on-one time. Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, but you can still talk to them. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "All Corvettes are red. Everything else is just a mistake." Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Paul Watson wrote: but you can still talk to them This is true. Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
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Paul Watson wrote: Ok, maybe Jorgen just pulls it out and points at it, I don't know how you perceive me. This is slightly worrying. :rolleyes: Paul Watson wrote: but you can still talk to them. Ganz genau! I just wish they would talk back.. ;) -- C'est normal!
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I just wish they would talk back.. They do... just need to use a bit of charm.. get them to laugh and then they never shut up. Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
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