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  • I Ian Darling

    ....because I tried to come up with one for C++ I'm typing this in with my nose :doh: -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

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    Roger Alsing 0
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    just imagine making one for C# :P //Roger

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      just imagine making one for C# :P //Roger

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      Kannan Kalyanaraman
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      that would be disposed :)

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      • S Senkwe Chanda

        Check out this new Java handshake/greeting [^]It's the shizzle. I wouldn't try this in some areas of the US as it may turn out to be a patented gang sign ;P PS, it's all in good fun I know Woke up this morning...and got myself a blog

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        Lost User
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        Hurray ! My geek factor is too low to join in with that :laugh: Elaione :rose: The tigress is here :-D

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        • S Senkwe Chanda

          Check out this new Java handshake/greeting [^]It's the shizzle. I wouldn't try this in some areas of the US as it may turn out to be a patented gang sign ;P PS, it's all in good fun I know Woke up this morning...and got myself a blog

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          Marc Clifton
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          Senkwe Chanda wrote: Check out this new Java handshake/greeting And people wonder why I don't take Java seriously. Marc Latest AAL Article My blog Join my forum!

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            Amazing. I think it's a good thing, so we can shoot them on sight. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

            *** WARNING *
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            **The minion's version of "Catch :bob: "

            It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox

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            Brian Delahunty
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            :laugh: Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
            http://www.briandela.com/pictures Now with a pictures section :-D
            http://www.briandela.com/rss/newsrss.xml RSS Feed

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            • I Ian Darling

              Rob Manderson wrote: Did you overload your knuckles? :laugh: No, but I think they've gone out of scope :-) -- Ian Darling "The moral of the story is that with a contrived example, you can prove anything." - Joel Spolsky

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              Brian Delahunty
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              :rolleyes: Regards, Brian Dela :-) http://www.briandela.com IE 6 required.
              http://www.briandela.com/pictures Now with a pictures section :-D
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              • L Lost User

                Hurray ! My geek factor is too low to join in with that :laugh: Elaione :rose: The tigress is here :-D

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                Ian Darling
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                Trollslayer wrote: Hurray ! My geek factor is too low to join in with that Unfortunately, you're geeky by association ;P -- Ian Darling "The different versions of the UN*X brand operating system are numbered in a logical sequence: 5, 6, 7, 2, 2.9, 3, 4.0, III, 4.1, V, 4.2, V.2, and 4.3" - Alan Filipski

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                • L Lost User

                  Hurray ! My geek factor is too low to join in with that :laugh: Elaione :rose: The tigress is here :-D

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                  peterchen
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                  Trollslayer wrote: Elaione rivalling neo?


                  Flirt harder, I'm a coder.
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                  • S Senkwe Chanda

                    Your sig reminds me of a saying I saw somehwere on the web, "If we are not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?" :confused: Woke up this morning...and got myself a blog

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                    Jeremy Falcon
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                    Senkwe Chanda wrote: If we are not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat? :-D Jeremy Falcon

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                      Senkwe Chanda wrote: Check out this new Java handshake/greeting And people wonder why I don't take Java seriously. Marc Latest AAL Article My blog Join my forum!

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                      Jeremy Falcon
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                      Marc Clifton wrote: And people wonder why I don't take Java seriously. Java programmers are a rare bread. They’re dumb enough to believe platform independence is the best, despite the fact that they never code for any platforms besides Windows and even use libraries that are Windows-only. They all hate Microsoft, but use Windows even at home (I've known one that uses a Mac though, but he also has a PC with Windows). Anything Sun does is perfect - even if they do something stupid on their website. None of them loonies even know about how a computer works or anything about the OS they’re programming on. Java is like Linux; I can’t stand the user base more than the application itself. Yes, I’ve worked with them before. And, I think they should keep their handshake, so we can identify them and dispose of them once and for all. :) Jeremy Falcon

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                      • S Senkwe Chanda

                        Check out this new Java handshake/greeting [^]It's the shizzle. I wouldn't try this in some areas of the US as it may turn out to be a patented gang sign ;P PS, it's all in good fun I know Woke up this morning...and got myself a blog

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                        Matt Newman
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                        :omg: Matt Newman If you chose to continue this discussion, I am fully prepared to make you my bitch. I invite you to ask around, and you'll find out that I'm quite capable of doing so - John Simmons on Trolls

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                        • S Senkwe Chanda

                          Check out this new Java handshake/greeting [^]It's the shizzle. I wouldn't try this in some areas of the US as it may turn out to be a patented gang sign ;P PS, it's all in good fun I know Woke up this morning...and got myself a blog

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                          Jon Newman
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                          Wouldn't it be funny if that was the sign language expression for "Complete Inbred W*nker":rolleyes:


                          Jonathan 'nonny' Newman blog.nonny.com [^]

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                          • S Senkwe Chanda

                            Check out this new Java handshake/greeting [^]It's the shizzle. I wouldn't try this in some areas of the US as it may turn out to be a patented gang sign ;P PS, it's all in good fun I know Woke up this morning...and got myself a blog

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                            Ok, that's about the geekiest thing I've seen in years.:)


                            M&Ms, the Official Candy of the Dept. of Redundancy.

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                            • S Senkwe Chanda

                              Check out this new Java handshake/greeting [^]It's the shizzle. I wouldn't try this in some areas of the US as it may turn out to be a patented gang sign ;P PS, it's all in good fun I know Woke up this morning...and got myself a blog

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                              Steve Mayfield
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                              Looks to me like they are propositioning big breasted women. :~ Steve

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                              • C ColinDavies

                                Amazing. I think it's a good thing, so we can shoot them on sight. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

                                *** WARNING *
                                This could be addictive
                                **The minion's version of "Catch :bob: "

                                It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox

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                                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                                And I agree with you! :) -- C'est normal!

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