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  • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

    You're cranky today.. ;P -- Ich bin der böse Mann von Schweden.

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    Paul Watson
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    I haven't had any for ages now, what do you expect? :P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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      I haven't had any for ages now, what do you expect? :P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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      Jorgen Sigvardsson
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      Please accept my sincerest apologies. :rose: btw, developed blisters on your palm yet? If not, you're not half as cranky as you will be. ;P :-D -- Ich bin der böse Mann von Schweden.

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      • T Ted Ferenc

        At one company I worked at the technical directory formed a 'break away' software company, to provide code for the parent company, and took some of us software guys with him. It was to be based in Tamworth, England. I suggested calling it Software House In Tamworth, for some reaso he did not like the name!


        "My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." - Penn Jillette

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        David Patrick
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        Ted Ferenc wrote: I suggested calling it Software House In Tamworth, for some reaso he did not like the name :-) I worked on a project called RAPID and the company naming convention required all class names to begin with 'C' followed by the first 3 letters of the project ... so, in hindsight perhaps my project should have been outsourced to your company :-)

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          Ted Ferenc wrote: I suggested calling it Software House In Tamworth, for some reaso he did not like the name :-) I worked on a project called RAPID and the company naming convention required all class names to begin with 'C' followed by the first 3 letters of the project ... so, in hindsight perhaps my project should have been outsourced to your company :-)

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          Ted Ferenc
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          Anothe company I worked for was called Parascan, now bankrupt, I created the original web site, I kept referring to it as ParaSite, the name stuck! The MD never did get it!


          "My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." - Penn Jillette

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          • A Ajit Jagannath

            What would be the Funniest S/W Company Name you would have come across ? I mean companies that do S/W development et al... Regards, Ajit "Insanity is my Birth Right!!!!"

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            Megan Forbes
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            The people who were in these offices before us named their firm Microspot :rolleyes:


            Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
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            • M Megan Forbes

              The people who were in these offices before us named their firm Microspot :rolleyes:


              Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
              Meg's World - Blog Photography

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              Jorgen Sigvardsson
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              I'm sure it was really hard to spot them... :rolleyes: -- Ich bin der böse Mann von Schweden.

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              • A Ajit Jagannath

                What would be the Funniest S/W Company Name you would have come across ? I mean companies that do S/W development et al... Regards, Ajit "Insanity is my Birth Right!!!!"

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                brianwelsch
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                www.evrsoft.com[^] always gives me a chuckle when I'm feeling juvenile. BW CP Member Homepages


                "...take what you need and leave the rest..."

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                • B brianwelsch

                  www.evrsoft.com[^] always gives me a chuckle when I'm feeling juvenile. BW CP Member Homepages


                  "...take what you need and leave the rest..."

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                  Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                  The car Honda Fitta gives me more than a chuckle when I'm feeling juvenile. Fitta is a vulgar name for vgania in Swedish. :rolleyes: [edit]Needless to say, the car model was quickly renamed to Honda Jazz[/edit] -- Ich bin der böse Mann von Schweden.

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                  • T Ted Ferenc

                    At one company I worked at the technical directory formed a 'break away' software company, to provide code for the parent company, and took some of us software guys with him. It was to be based in Tamworth, England. I suggested calling it Software House In Tamworth, for some reaso he did not like the name!


                    "My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." - Penn Jillette

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                    Colin Angus Mackay
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                    I used to work for a department in a government agency. The department I worked in was the Scottish Homes Information Technology department.


                    "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." --Charles Babbage (1791-1871)

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                      The car Honda Fitta gives me more than a chuckle when I'm feeling juvenile. Fitta is a vulgar name for vgania in Swedish. :rolleyes: [edit]Needless to say, the car model was quickly renamed to Honda Jazz[/edit] -- Ich bin der böse Mann von Schweden.

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                      brianwelsch
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                      :laugh: Similarly, the Chevy Nova, which, after being exported to Mexico, was renamed. "No va" in spanish means "does not go". BW CP Member Homepages


                      "...take what you need and leave the rest..."

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                      • A Ajit Jagannath

                        What would be the Funniest S/W Company Name you would have come across ? I mean companies that do S/W development et al... Regards, Ajit "Insanity is my Birth Right!!!!"

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                        Duncan Edwards Jones
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                        One of the contractors I worked with in the UK had the company name "Kittensoft" which is also the name of a leading brand of toilet paper. '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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                        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                          The car Honda Fitta gives me more than a chuckle when I'm feeling juvenile. Fitta is a vulgar name for vgania in Swedish. :rolleyes: [edit]Needless to say, the car model was quickly renamed to Honda Jazz[/edit] -- Ich bin der böse Mann von Schweden.

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                          James Pullicino
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                          Funny, Fitta in Maltese means annoying female. :eek:

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                          • T Ted Ferenc

                            Anothe company I worked for was called Parascan, now bankrupt, I created the original web site, I kept referring to it as ParaSite, the name stuck! The MD never did get it!


                            "My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." - Penn Jillette

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                            Pia_2004
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                            If people from Israel anre Isralite what are the folks from Paris called? Yeah guessed it right.....! Pia "Don't try to out-weird me, three eyes. I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal."

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                            • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                              The car Honda Fitta gives me more than a chuckle when I'm feeling juvenile. Fitta is a vulgar name for vgania in Swedish. :rolleyes: [edit]Needless to say, the car model was quickly renamed to Honda Jazz[/edit] -- Ich bin der böse Mann von Schweden.

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                              Pia_2004
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                              That's revealing!!! What's the male part called fitwell??;P Pia "Don't try to out-weird me, three eyes. I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal."

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                              • A Ajit Jagannath

                                What would be the Funniest S/W Company Name you would have come across ? I mean companies that do S/W development et al... Regards, Ajit "Insanity is my Birth Right!!!!"

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                                Jim A Johnson
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                                Rubber Chicken Software, AKA Chicken Systems (www.chickensys.com)

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                                • P Paul Watson

                                  I haven't had any for ages now, what do you expect? :P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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                                  Roger Wright
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                                  Maybe you should try those Sensua products mentioned in a later post.;) Will Build Nuclear Missile For Food - No Target Too Small

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                                  • C Colin Angus Mackay

                                    I used to work for a department in a government agency. The department I worked in was the Scottish Homes Information Technology department.


                                    "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." --Charles Babbage (1791-1871)

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                                    Steve Mayfield
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                                    In much the same light we have Sam Houston Institute of Technology[^] Steve

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                                    • T Ted Ferenc

                                      At one company I worked at the technical directory formed a 'break away' software company, to provide code for the parent company, and took some of us software guys with him. It was to be based in Tamworth, England. I suggested calling it Software House In Tamworth, for some reaso he did not like the name!


                                      "My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." - Penn Jillette

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                                      Steve Mayfield
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                                      We currently have a product called Intergrated Control and Monitor System (ICMS) which is used to consolidate the individual control panels of all of an Airport's Landing systems onto a single touch screen. Apparently no one made the connection to "I see a mess" - which is something you do not want to see at an Airport...:eek: Steve

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                                      • P Pia_2004

                                        If people from Israel anre Isralite what are the folks from Paris called? Yeah guessed it right.....! Pia "Don't try to out-weird me, three eyes. I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal."

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                                        Amit Dey
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                                        Don't be calling Frenchies nothing else! it's bad enough already.

                                        I come in peace. But what about your snot-rag? Amit Dey

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                                        • A Amit Dey

                                          Don't be calling Frenchies nothing else! it's bad enough already.

                                          I come in peace. But what about your snot-rag? Amit Dey

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                                          Pia_2004
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                                          aha....the answer is Parasite!! har de har!! Pia "Don't try to out-weird me, three eyes. I get weirder things than you in my breakfast cereal."

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