The Guys' Rules
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Now I'm sure: Men are computers! :-D 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Wow, binary brains :-D In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. Need a backup drive, or more memory? I'll look for a "guys upgrades "-shop. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. No multi tasking... let's fix that by installing a new OS. Where's that "guys upgrade"-store? ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings 16 colors are not too bad, it's better than seeing everything in black and white. Anyway I'll get you a pair of RGB-eyes from the "guys upgrades"-shop. I am in shape. Round is a shape. Vector graphics are great, are you SVG compatible? After installing more memory you'll be able to have a more complex shape than just round. And you'll be capable of multi tasking. Does anybody know what is the latest version of GuyOS ?
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Shotgun formation is a football term, American football. Refers to the positioning of the offensive players at the start of a play. (Not an American but filling in for the morning).:)
Stephen Owens
Stephen Owens wrote: Shotgun formation is a football term, American football. Refers to the positioning of the offensive players at the start of a play. Correct! Specifically the shotgun formation is when the quarterback lines up a couple yards (meters) behind the center (the man who leans over, grips the ball at the beginning of a play and on a signal gives it to the quarterback). In a "regular" non-shotgun formation the quarterback would line up directly behind the center. "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away." Jerry Seinfeld
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>You'll notice that the original post uses American spellings Alas. I am reading The Hours by Michael Cunningham and while he, the author, is American part of the story is about the day in the life of Virginia Woolf. To my horror they used the American spelling of colour in one of her conversations. That just bugged me. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Whiner... When I chat with Americans I use the correct spelling of color, but when I converse with you I corrupt it deliberately, knowing your perverse fixation.;P Some people think of it as a six-pack; I consider it more of a support group.
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Referring to number 1, what is the "shotgun formation"? I know of the gun and what it means to shotgun a beer, but a formation? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Paul Watson wrote: what is the "shotgun formation"? It sounds like a bad translation somewhere along the line. More likely, the original was probably "configuration" - barrel length, choke type, etc. [EDIT] The football reference is a new one to me, but I've never watched a football game on purpose in my life, and hope never to.:zzz: [/EDIT] Some people think of it as a six-pack; I consider it more of a support group.
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Now I'm sure: Men are computers! :-D 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Wow, binary brains :-D In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. Need a backup drive, or more memory? I'll look for a "guys upgrades "-shop. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. No multi tasking... let's fix that by installing a new OS. Where's that "guys upgrade"-store? ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings 16 colors are not too bad, it's better than seeing everything in black and white. Anyway I'll get you a pair of RGB-eyes from the "guys upgrades"-shop. I am in shape. Round is a shape. Vector graphics are great, are you SVG compatible? After installing more memory you'll be able to have a more complex shape than just round. And you'll be capable of multi tasking. Does anybody know what is the latest version of GuyOS ?
Upgrading guys is a difficult task; most women find it impossible. A better strategy is to visit Victoria's Secret and pick up something nice for yourself. Then you will be deluged with offers to replace your obsolete guy with a new, more versatile model. Some people think of it as a six-pack; I consider it more of a support group.
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Referring to number 1, what is the "shotgun formation"? I know of the gun and what it means to shotgun a beer, but a formation? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
The shotgun formation is an american football formation usually used for passing plays.
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Upgrading guys is a difficult task; most women find it impossible. A better strategy is to visit Victoria's Secret and pick up something nice for yourself. Then you will be deluged with offers to replace your obsolete guy with a new, more versatile model. Some people think of it as a six-pack; I consider it more of a support group.
Now why didn't I think of that? :laugh: Mind you, as I don't have a previous model that requires an upgrade I guess I'm unencumbered by considerations of backward compatibility and interoperability...;) Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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Now I'm sure: Men are computers! :-D 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Wow, binary brains :-D In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. Need a backup drive, or more memory? I'll look for a "guys upgrades "-shop. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. No multi tasking... let's fix that by installing a new OS. Where's that "guys upgrade"-store? ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings 16 colors are not too bad, it's better than seeing everything in black and white. Anyway I'll get you a pair of RGB-eyes from the "guys upgrades"-shop. I am in shape. Round is a shape. Vector graphics are great, are you SVG compatible? After installing more memory you'll be able to have a more complex shape than just round. And you'll be capable of multi tasking. Does anybody know what is the latest version of GuyOS ?
:laugh: Great comebacks, Corinna! Cheers, Tom Archer "Use what talents you possess. The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." - William Blake * Inside C# -Second Edition * Visual C++.NET Bible * Extending MFC Applications with the .NET Framework
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Referring to number 1, what is the "shotgun formation"? I know of the gun and what it means to shotgun a beer, but a formation? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
Paul Watson wrote: what is the "shotgun formation"? Something the Oklahoma Sooners did when Switzer was head coach. Go OU! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotgun\_formation http://www.profootballhof.com/index.cfm?section=history&cont\_id=191341
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>You'll notice that the original post uses American spellings Alas. I am reading The Hours by Michael Cunningham and while he, the author, is American part of the story is about the day in the life of Virginia Woolf. To my horror they used the American spelling of colour in one of her conversations. That just bugged me. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
you know, when I read something from a British author I don't go through looking for spelling that might differ from the American way. I simply don't care. The question is, why do you care? It never ceases to amaze me how much people who don't live in the US get so worked up about whether something is their own culture or not. If I'm reading a British or Austrailian work, then I fully expect it to be true to their culture and spellings. There is nothing 'wrong' with that, it's just the way it is.
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you know, when I read something from a British author I don't go through looking for spelling that might differ from the American way. I simply don't care. The question is, why do you care? It never ceases to amaze me how much people who don't live in the US get so worked up about whether something is their own culture or not. If I'm reading a British or Austrailian work, then I fully expect it to be true to their culture and spellings. There is nothing 'wrong' with that, it's just the way it is.
Yes, exactly, and there in The Hours is Virginia Woolf, quite British, writing "color" and not "colour". Exactly what you said. Ten bucks says Mr. Cunningham, the American author, wrote it as colour originally (because he obviously respects Miss. Woolf's work) but that the publisher changed it to "fit in" with the target market better. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote: 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. Only until it gets into the Olympics :laugh: Oh - and I see guys can only count to 1 ! The tigress is here :-D
Not even then. Have you seen some of the things they try to pass of as sports in the Olympics?
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Now I'm sure: Men are computers! :-D 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Wow, binary brains :-D In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. Need a backup drive, or more memory? I'll look for a "guys upgrades "-shop. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. No multi tasking... let's fix that by installing a new OS. Where's that "guys upgrade"-store? ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings 16 colors are not too bad, it's better than seeing everything in black and white. Anyway I'll get you a pair of RGB-eyes from the "guys upgrades"-shop. I am in shape. Round is a shape. Vector graphics are great, are you SVG compatible? After installing more memory you'll be able to have a more complex shape than just round. And you'll be capable of multi tasking. Does anybody know what is the latest version of GuyOS ?
Does anybody know what is the latest version of GuyOS? I think it is probably up to V 0.87 - it will never get to V 1.0 because most women would say men will never be perfect. :~ Steve
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Colin Angus Mackay wrote: 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. Only until it gets into the Olympics :laugh: Oh - and I see guys can only count to 1 ! The tigress is here :-D