One Fine Saturday.
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Marc Clifton wrote: Or maybe he isn't! Pretty face and no brain don't make me a hard man. ;P
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Mr.Prakash wrote: Pretty face and no brain don't make me a hard man. Nice reply. You got my 5! Marc Microsoft MVP, Visual C# MyXaml MyXaml Blog
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Mr.Prakash wrote: I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. :laugh: That's quite possibly one of the funniest posts I've ever read in my life.
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
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Marc Clifton wrote: Or maybe he isn't! Pretty face and no brain don't make me a hard man. ;P
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
:laugh: Oh - and they got what they deserved. Nothing. I mean, trying to exploit a poor helpless man... The tigress is here :-D
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:laugh: Oh - and they got what they deserved. Nothing. I mean, trying to exploit a poor helpless man... The tigress is here :-D
Trollslayer wrote: trying to exploit a poor helpless man I know, without so much as a gas mask to hand.
"You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar Coming soon: The Second EuroCPian Event
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Nice to see that you didn't fell for user interface. My 5 :-D //Start of joke Never comment ur code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand !!! //End of joke
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Mr.Prakash wrote: "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: First CP post I've read after my weekend away - makes me wonder how I lived without it for the past 48 days!
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
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Mr.Prakash wrote: one of them farted Now that's funny!! :laugh::laugh::laugh: Rob Manderson Colin Davies wrote: I'm sure Americans could use more of it, and thus reduce the world supply faster. This of course would be good, because the faster we run out globally, the less chance of pollution there will be. (Talking about the price of petrol) The Soapbox, March 5 2004
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Mr.Prakash wrote: "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: First CP post I've read after my weekend away - makes me wonder how I lived without it for the past 48 days!
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
Meg's World - Blog Photography48 hours ? The tigress is here :-D
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48 hours ? The tigress is here :-D
:doh: Too right. 48 hours, 600 photo's, almost no sleep... :)
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
I must be completely out of touch with reality as I found none of this even remotely funny. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
You should have a t-shirt that I have. It's plain white, and on both sides, it says "Will write code for sex". Then, you would have had a basis for payment. ------- sig starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 "You won't like me when I'm angry..." - Dr. Bruce Banner Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- sig ends
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
I think you should have reconsidered. List of reasons. Mr.Prakash wrote: she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As I remember when attending college, when a pretty girls asked for help, you fell over yourself attempting to help on the off chance that she might turn into your love slave for the semester. Wishful thinking :rolleyes:
No comment, Mr. Senator
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:laugh: Oh - and they got what they deserved. Nothing. I mean, trying to exploit a poor helpless man... The tigress is here :-D
The nerve!
Glano perictu com sahni delorin!
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48 hours ? The tigress is here :-D
48 months.
Glano perictu com sahni delorin!
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You should have a t-shirt that I have. It's plain white, and on both sides, it says "Will write code for sex". Then, you would have had a basis for payment. ------- sig starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 "You won't like me when I'm angry..." - Dr. Bruce Banner Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- sig ends
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You should have a t-shirt that I have. It's plain white, and on both sides, it says "Will write code for sex". Pssst. Does it work? ;) -- Booohoo!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You should have a t-shirt that I have. It's plain white, and on both sides, it says "Will write code for sex". Pssst. Does it work? ;) -- Booohoo!
Notice that he said he "has" a shirt that says that - he never said he actually "wore" it! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
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It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.
God is Real, unless declared Integer.
Epic!!!
Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche