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  • L Lost User

    48 hours ? The tigress is here :-D

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    Megan Forbes
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    :doh: Too right. 48 hours, 600 photo's, almost no sleep... :)


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    • P Prakash Nadar

      It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.


      God is Real, unless declared Integer.

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      Paul Watson
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      I must be completely out of touch with reality as I found none of this even remotely funny. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Christopher Duncan quoted: "...that would require my explaining Einstein's Fear of Relatives" Crikey! ain't life grand? Einstein says...

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      • P Prakash Nadar

        It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.


        God is Real, unless declared Integer.

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        You should have a t-shirt that I have. It's plain white, and on both sides, it says "Will write code for sex". Then, you would have had a basis for payment. ------- sig starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 "You won't like me when I'm angry..." - Dr. Bruce Banner Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- sig ends

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        • P Prakash Nadar

          It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.


          God is Real, unless declared Integer.

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          Wackatronic
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          I think you should have reconsidered. List of reasons. Mr.Prakash wrote: she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As I remember when attending college, when a pretty girls asked for help, you fell over yourself attempting to help on the off chance that she might turn into your love slave for the semester. Wishful thinking :rolleyes:

          No comment, Mr. Senator

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          • L Lost User

            :laugh: Oh - and they got what they deserved. Nothing. I mean, trying to exploit a poor helpless man... The tigress is here :-D

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            Terry ONolley
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            The nerve!


            Glano perictu com sahni delorin!

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            • L Lost User

              48 hours ? The tigress is here :-D

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              Terry ONolley
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              48 months.


              Glano perictu com sahni delorin!

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                You should have a t-shirt that I have. It's plain white, and on both sides, it says "Will write code for sex". Then, you would have had a basis for payment. ------- sig starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 "You won't like me when I'm angry..." - Dr. Bruce Banner Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- sig ends

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                Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You should have a t-shirt that I have. It's plain white, and on both sides, it says "Will write code for sex". Pssst. Does it work? ;) -- Booohoo!

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                • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You should have a t-shirt that I have. It's plain white, and on both sides, it says "Will write code for sex". Pssst. Does it work? ;) -- Booohoo!

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                  Jim Crafton
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                  Notice that he said he "has" a shirt that says that - he never said he actually "wore" it! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned

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                  • P Prakash Nadar

                    It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.


                    God is Real, unless declared Integer.

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                    Lost User
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                    oh you should have helped those pretty girls ... i feel sorry for those hotties. ;)

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                    • P Prakash Nadar

                      It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.


                      God is Real, unless declared Integer.

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                      SeattleC
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                      This sounds like the opening scene in a really improbable porno film. Improbable because apparently, like so many other geeky people, Mr Prakesh walked away without even seeing what was on offer.

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                      • P Prakash Nadar

                        It one fine saturday morning and i was enjoying the carefree day then i got a call from a college girl who lives in the neighbourhood with a visual C++ problem. She somehow came to know that i work on vc++. I went over to her place, she was with 2 of her other pretty college friends. As it turned out , they had to submit their college project report next weekend and they had no idea bout the project and they had not even written a single line of code. So they expected me to write the entire project for them. I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible. I heard about ppl who dont take college project seriouly, but today i met them personally, and came to know how Dumbass these ppl are.


                        God is Real, unless declared Integer.

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                        Sahir Shah
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                        Epic!!!

                        Und wenn du lange in einen abgrund blickst, blickt der Abgrund auch in dich hinein - Friedrich Nietzsche

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