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  • C Colin Angus Mackay

    In case you were curious[^]


    "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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    Michael P Butler
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    Damn. And I was thinking of appying too but it doesn't sound like a job with much fun. At least I meet the height requirement. I suppose they need short people so that they can hide in postboxes and in bushes without being detected ;-) Michael CP Blog [^]

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      In case you were curious[^]


      "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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      Chris Meech
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      All that cloak and dagger stuff is left to that other group, MI6. :-D Chris Meech We're more like a hobbiest in a Home Depot drooling at all the shiny power tools, rather than a craftsman that makes the chair to an exacting level of comfort by measuring the customer's butt. Marc Clifton VB is like a toolbox, in the hands of a craftsman, you can end up with some amazing stuff, but without the skills to use it right you end up with Homer Simpson's attempt at building a barbeque or his attempt at a Spice rack. Michael P. Butler

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        Damn. And I was thinking of appying too but it doesn't sound like a job with much fun. At least I meet the height requirement. I suppose they need short people so that they can hide in postboxes and in bushes without being detected ;-) Michael CP Blog [^]

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        Colin Angus Mackay
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        Michael P Butler wrote: I suppose they need short people so that they can hide... in bushes I actually had a quite witty reply to that, but this isn't the soapbox so you'll have to use your imagination.


        "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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          All that cloak and dagger stuff is left to that other group, MI6. :-D Chris Meech We're more like a hobbiest in a Home Depot drooling at all the shiny power tools, rather than a craftsman that makes the chair to an exacting level of comfort by measuring the customer's butt. Marc Clifton VB is like a toolbox, in the hands of a craftsman, you can end up with some amazing stuff, but without the skills to use it right you end up with Homer Simpson's attempt at building a barbeque or his attempt at a Spice rack. Michael P. Butler

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          Colin Angus Mackay
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          Chris Meech wrote: All that cloak and dagger stuff is left to that other group, MI6 Actually MI6 is just the scapegoat. It's all really handled by MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4 which is sooooo secret, no-one actually knows about them.


          "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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          • C Colin Angus Mackay

            In case you were curious[^]


            "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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            And James Bond would last about 5 minutes before they fired him for sexual harassment. Ryan

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            • C Colin Angus Mackay

              Chris Meech wrote: All that cloak and dagger stuff is left to that other group, MI6 Actually MI6 is just the scapegoat. It's all really handled by MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4 which is sooooo secret, no-one actually knows about them.


              "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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              ColinDavies
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              I think you had better delete your post for CP's benefit. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

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              • C Colin Angus Mackay

                In case you were curious[^]


                "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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                Antony M Kancidrowski
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                That seems to have answered all my questions about MI5! Amazing!! ;P Ant.

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                  And James Bond would last about 5 minutes before they fired him for sexual harassment. Ryan

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                  David Wulff
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                  :-D :laugh:


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                  • C Colin Angus Mackay

                    Chris Meech wrote: All that cloak and dagger stuff is left to that other group, MI6 Actually MI6 is just the scapegoat. It's all really handled by MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4 which is sooooo secret, no-one actually knows about them.


                    "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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                    Not forgetting M25 ;) The tigress is here :-D

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                    • C Colin Angus Mackay

                      In case you were curious[^]


                      "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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                      Well, that all seems somewhat disappointing somehow. The mystique of these bodies lies largely in the belief that they do all those cloak-and-dagger things. All this openness seems, well rather soppy. They'll all be wearing pink carnations in their Saville Row suits next and helping old ladies across the street instead of pushing them under a bus. I refuse to believe! Bodie and Doyle are turning in their video vault graves ...

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                        Not forgetting M25 ;) The tigress is here :-D

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                        Colin Angus Mackay
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                        Trollslayer wrote: Not forgetting M25 You know about that plan! I thought that was the biggy. You know, the defence of London by using all the cars and trucks on the the M25 Orbital Motorway in a similar way to a Wagon circle in the "wild west"


                        "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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                          Well, that all seems somewhat disappointing somehow. The mystique of these bodies lies largely in the belief that they do all those cloak-and-dagger things. All this openness seems, well rather soppy. They'll all be wearing pink carnations in their Saville Row suits next and helping old ladies across the street instead of pushing them under a bus. I refuse to believe! Bodie and Doyle are turning in their video vault graves ...

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                          Ray Cassick
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                          The first rule in the spy game is??? .....deny everything.... admit nothing.


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                          • C Colin Angus Mackay

                            Chris Meech wrote: All that cloak and dagger stuff is left to that other group, MI6 Actually MI6 is just the scapegoat. It's all really handled by MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4 which is sooooo secret, no-one actually knows about them.


                            "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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                            Steve Mayfield
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                            How about MI69 - I think that is James Bond's true affiliation :rolleyes: Steve

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