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  • C Chris Losinger

    WWJD? JWRTFM. Cleek / Software

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    alex barylski
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    I'm not sure what they mean myself... :confused: How do I print my voice mail?

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    • C Chris Losinger

      WWJD? JWRTFM. Cleek / Software

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      Ian Darling
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      Chris Losinger wrote: WWJD? JWRTFM. :laugh:


      Ian Darling "A girl can't be perfect all of the time." - Anna-Jayne Metcalfe

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      • A alex barylski

        Here are some (sorta) funny one liners I encountered recently reading in peoples sigs...

        - Programming is like sex, one mistake and
        you support it for a long time.

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        • I see dumb people
        • Never comment ur code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand !!!

        Which do you remember(or know of), that aren't funny replies or comments and can atleast be used out of the context of code project and still be funny... How do I print my voice mail?

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        Daniel Turini
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        Hockey wrote: - I see dumb people Where did I see this before? :rolleyes: Due to technical difficulties my previous signature, "I see dumb people" will be off until further notice. Too many people were thinking I was talking about them... :sigh:

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        • C Chris Losinger

          WWJD? JWRTFM. Cleek / Software

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          Jeremy Kimball
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          Nice! :laugh:


          Jeremy Kimball Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. (I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head)

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          • C Chris Losinger

            WWJD? JWRTFM. Cleek / Software

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            Jeremy Falcon
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            :-D Jeremy Falcon

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            • A alex barylski

              I'm not sure what they mean myself... :confused: How do I print my voice mail?

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              netclectic
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              http://pw1.netcom.com/~jrhowell/rel/jwrtfm.htm

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              • A alex barylski

                Here are some (sorta) funny one liners I encountered recently reading in peoples sigs...

                - Programming is like sex, one mistake and
                you support it for a long time.

                • 2b || !2b
                • I see dumb people
                • Never comment ur code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand !!!

                Which do you remember(or know of), that aren't funny replies or comments and can atleast be used out of the context of code project and still be funny... How do I print my voice mail?

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                peterchen
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                Documentation is like sex - if you have any, it's good; and if it's good, it's really really good


                we are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is Vonnegut jr.
                mlog || Agile Programming | doxygen

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                • N netclectic

                  http://pw1.netcom.com/~jrhowell/rel/jwrtfm.htm

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                  Colin Angus Mackay
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                  C'mon people. You must remember to use clicketies ;P http://pw1.netcom.com/~jrhowell/rel/jwrtfm.htm [^]


                  "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September

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                  • P peterchen

                    Documentation is like sex - if you have any, it's good; and if it's good, it's really really good


                    we are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is Vonnegut jr.
                    mlog || Agile Programming | doxygen

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                    Richard Stringer
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                    OICU812 Richard "He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. --Albert Einstein

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                    • C Chris Losinger

                      WWJD? JWRTFM. Cleek / Software

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                      InteractiveLogic
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                      Chris Losinger wrote: WWJD? JWRTFM. LOL! evan stone | petaluma, ca, usa

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                      • R Richard Stringer

                        OICU812 Richard "He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. --Albert Einstein

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                        peterchen
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                        I absolutely have no idea about that :(


                        we are here to help each other get through this thing, whatever it is Vonnegut jr.
                        mlog || Agile Programming | doxygen

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                        • R Richard Stringer

                          OICU812 Richard "He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. --Albert Einstein

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                          Vadim Tabakman
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                          hahahahaha;P

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