UK's worst pick-up lines
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A dating Web site, www.itsadatingthing.com, has compiled Britain's top 30 chat-up lines. According to the Web site, it conducted the survey to give its members "an indication of the things not to say to get a new relationship off the ground". The other 29 in decreasing order of corniness are: - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? - Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? - That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor. - I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock - I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours? - Get your coat, you've pulled. - Here's 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. - If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon. - Is it hot in here or is it you? - Does God know you've escaped from heaven? - I think I've seen you on the cover of Playboy. - I'm new around here. Could you direct me to your flat? - If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. - There's something wrong with my eyes - I can't taken them off you. - I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. - I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day. - Do you sleep on your stomach or can I? - You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening. - What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this. - You look like someone I know. - Do you come here often? - Drink up - you've pulled. - How do you like your eggs in the morning? - I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman. - You're great at fishing because you've caught me – hook, line and sinker. - Bond. James Bond. - You look so good I could drink your bath water. - Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? - If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? And according to the survey the lousiest is: "I'm here. What were your other two wishes?" http://in.rediff.com/news/2004/may/26uk.htm
Promise only what you can do. And then deliver more than what you promised.
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".Kant wrote: And according to the survey the lousiest is: "I'm here. What were your other two wishes?" Crap! I have a shirt with that on it... it doesn't work but it does get a lot of smiles ... Kant wrote: - Is it hot in here or is it you? - Does God know you've escaped from heaven? Note to self try these :P -Steven Hicks
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Can one of our limeys explain what "you've pulled" means?? :confused: "President Bush has promised he's going to establish elections in Iraq, he's going to rebuild the infrastructure and he's going to create jobs. And he said if it works there, he'll try it here." David Letterman
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"to pull" means to pick somebody up. So the idea is you are telling the other party to get their coat because they've picked you up.
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A dating Web site, www.itsadatingthing.com, has compiled Britain's top 30 chat-up lines. According to the Web site, it conducted the survey to give its members "an indication of the things not to say to get a new relationship off the ground". The other 29 in decreasing order of corniness are: - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? - Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? - That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor. - I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock - I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours? - Get your coat, you've pulled. - Here's 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. - If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon. - Is it hot in here or is it you? - Does God know you've escaped from heaven? - I think I've seen you on the cover of Playboy. - I'm new around here. Could you direct me to your flat? - If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. - There's something wrong with my eyes - I can't taken them off you. - I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. - I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day. - Do you sleep on your stomach or can I? - You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening. - What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this. - You look like someone I know. - Do you come here often? - Drink up - you've pulled. - How do you like your eggs in the morning? - I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman. - You're great at fishing because you've caught me – hook, line and sinker. - Bond. James Bond. - You look so good I could drink your bath water. - Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? - If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? And according to the survey the lousiest is: "I'm here. What were your other two wishes?" http://in.rediff.com/news/2004/may/26uk.htm
Promise only what you can do. And then deliver more than what you promised.
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".Kant wrote: I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day. I wonder how many people have been beaten senseless because they tried to use this line.....
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A dating Web site, www.itsadatingthing.com, has compiled Britain's top 30 chat-up lines. According to the Web site, it conducted the survey to give its members "an indication of the things not to say to get a new relationship off the ground". The other 29 in decreasing order of corniness are: - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? - Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? - That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor. - I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock - I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours? - Get your coat, you've pulled. - Here's 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. - If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon. - Is it hot in here or is it you? - Does God know you've escaped from heaven? - I think I've seen you on the cover of Playboy. - I'm new around here. Could you direct me to your flat? - If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. - There's something wrong with my eyes - I can't taken them off you. - I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. - I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day. - Do you sleep on your stomach or can I? - You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening. - What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this. - You look like someone I know. - Do you come here often? - Drink up - you've pulled. - How do you like your eggs in the morning? - I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman. - You're great at fishing because you've caught me – hook, line and sinker. - Bond. James Bond. - You look so good I could drink your bath water. - Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? - If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? And according to the survey the lousiest is: "I'm here. What were your other two wishes?" http://in.rediff.com/news/2004/may/26uk.htm
Promise only what you can do. And then deliver more than what you promised.
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".They forgot to list the one you use if you see a girl ripping the labels off their bottle of drink (or ripping up beermats): "Did you know that's a sign of sexual frustration?" :-D
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A dating Web site, www.itsadatingthing.com, has compiled Britain's top 30 chat-up lines. According to the Web site, it conducted the survey to give its members "an indication of the things not to say to get a new relationship off the ground". The other 29 in decreasing order of corniness are: - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? - Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? - That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor. - I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock - I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours? - Get your coat, you've pulled. - Here's 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. - If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon. - Is it hot in here or is it you? - Does God know you've escaped from heaven? - I think I've seen you on the cover of Playboy. - I'm new around here. Could you direct me to your flat? - If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. - There's something wrong with my eyes - I can't taken them off you. - I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. - I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day. - Do you sleep on your stomach or can I? - You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening. - What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this. - You look like someone I know. - Do you come here often? - Drink up - you've pulled. - How do you like your eggs in the morning? - I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman. - You're great at fishing because you've caught me – hook, line and sinker. - Bond. James Bond. - You look so good I could drink your bath water. - Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? - If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? And according to the survey the lousiest is: "I'm here. What were your other two wishes?" http://in.rediff.com/news/2004/may/26uk.htm
Promise only what you can do. And then deliver more than what you promised.
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".They aren't the worst, trust me X| The tigress is here :-D
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They aren't the worst, trust me X| The tigress is here :-D
Trollslayer wrote: They aren't the worst, trust me Care to enlighten us? :-)
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Trollslayer wrote: They aren't the worst, trust me Care to enlighten us? :-)
Not really :sigh: The tigress is here :-D
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A dating Web site, www.itsadatingthing.com, has compiled Britain's top 30 chat-up lines. According to the Web site, it conducted the survey to give its members "an indication of the things not to say to get a new relationship off the ground". The other 29 in decreasing order of corniness are: - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? - Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? - That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor. - I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock - I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours? - Get your coat, you've pulled. - Here's 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. - If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon. - Is it hot in here or is it you? - Does God know you've escaped from heaven? - I think I've seen you on the cover of Playboy. - I'm new around here. Could you direct me to your flat? - If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. - There's something wrong with my eyes - I can't taken them off you. - I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. - I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day. - Do you sleep on your stomach or can I? - You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening. - What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this. - You look like someone I know. - Do you come here often? - Drink up - you've pulled. - How do you like your eggs in the morning? - I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman. - You're great at fishing because you've caught me – hook, line and sinker. - Bond. James Bond. - You look so good I could drink your bath water. - Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? - If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? And according to the survey the lousiest is: "I'm here. What were your other two wishes?" http://in.rediff.com/news/2004/may/26uk.htm
Promise only what you can do. And then deliver more than what you promised.
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".Not a patch on "Do you bark when you do it doggy style?" Not a line I'd ever use but I have seen it work for a mate of mine. [ Thinking about it she did get pregnant by somebody else while living with him and then once the baby was born had it adopted before she moved in with another bloke. So I guess he could have pulled her if he'd just sat there and farted ] pseudonym67 My Articles[^] "They say there are strangers who threaten us, In our immigrants and infidels. They say there is strangeness too dangerous In our theaters and bookstore shelves. That those who know what's best for us Must rise and save us from ourselves." Rush
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Not really :sigh: The tigress is here :-D
Trollslayer wrote: Not really :ouch: They must have been bad :~
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A dating Web site, www.itsadatingthing.com, has compiled Britain's top 30 chat-up lines. According to the Web site, it conducted the survey to give its members "an indication of the things not to say to get a new relationship off the ground". The other 29 in decreasing order of corniness are: - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? - Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? - That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor. - I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock - I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours? - Get your coat, you've pulled. - Here's 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. - If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon. - Is it hot in here or is it you? - Does God know you've escaped from heaven? - I think I've seen you on the cover of Playboy. - I'm new around here. Could you direct me to your flat? - If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. - There's something wrong with my eyes - I can't taken them off you. - I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. - I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day. - Do you sleep on your stomach or can I? - You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening. - What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this. - You look like someone I know. - Do you come here often? - Drink up - you've pulled. - How do you like your eggs in the morning? - I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman. - You're great at fishing because you've caught me – hook, line and sinker. - Bond. James Bond. - You look so good I could drink your bath water. - Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? - If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? And according to the survey the lousiest is: "I'm here. What were your other two wishes?" http://in.rediff.com/news/2004/may/26uk.htm
Promise only what you can do. And then deliver more than what you promised.
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Kant wrote: - You look so good I could drink your bath water Damn that sounds gross... Kant wrote: Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? Hmmm... I like this one. I can probably use a variation on it with pants instead. I'll have to use that one next time I get the chance.
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I'll have to use that one next time I get the chance. Please do! And PLEASE tell us how it goes! I for one am rooting for you :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned
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A dating Web site, www.itsadatingthing.com, has compiled Britain's top 30 chat-up lines. According to the Web site, it conducted the survey to give its members "an indication of the things not to say to get a new relationship off the ground". The other 29 in decreasing order of corniness are: - Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? - Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? - That dress would look great - on my bedroom floor. - I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock - I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours? - Get your coat, you've pulled. - Here's 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight. - If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon. - Is it hot in here or is it you? - Does God know you've escaped from heaven? - I think I've seen you on the cover of Playboy. - I'm new around here. Could you direct me to your flat? - If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together. - There's something wrong with my eyes - I can't taken them off you. - I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. - I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day. - Do you sleep on your stomach or can I? - You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening. - What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this. - You look like someone I know. - Do you come here often? - Drink up - you've pulled. - How do you like your eggs in the morning? - I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman. - You're great at fishing because you've caught me – hook, line and sinker. - Bond. James Bond. - You look so good I could drink your bath water. - Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? - If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? And according to the survey the lousiest is: "I'm here. What were your other two wishes?" http://in.rediff.com/news/2004/may/26uk.htm
Promise only what you can do. And then deliver more than what you promised.
This signature was created by "Code Project Quoter".:laugh: Some of those are attrocious! However, this is quite sweet: "Does God know you've escaped from heaven?"
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
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They aren't the worst, trust me X| The tigress is here :-D
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Kant wrote: I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day. I wonder how many people have been beaten senseless because they tried to use this line.....
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They forgot to list the one you use if you see a girl ripping the labels off their bottle of drink (or ripping up beermats): "Did you know that's a sign of sexual frustration?" :-D
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"Hi, do you wear stilletos?" X| Anna :rose: Homepage | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
:~ uh, I don't get that one. I thought I was firmly nestled in the gutter but I have run all the innuendo I can muster against that line and come up blank. regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Ian Darling wrote: "and our loonies usually end up doing things like Monty Python." Crikey! ain't life grand?
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There was some guys the won't get the message even when you literally start searing your head off at them ! Like they don't want to hear what you say, you might as well be a plastic doll. That's the kind of reason women don't go out on their own X| Elaine :rose: The tigress is here :-D
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Paul Watson wrote: Any idea where that idea came from? Here it is taken as a sign (self fulfilling prophecy?) to mean you are going home alone. Not really, but I'd guess that if you're peeling labels and ripping beermats, it's because you want your hands (and by inference, everything else) to be doing something :-)
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:laugh: Some of those are attrocious! However, this is quite sweet: "Does God know you've escaped from heaven?"
Look at the world about you and trust to your own convictions. - Ansel Adams
Meg's World - Blog PhotographySweet as a bucket of saccharin X| The tigress is here :-D