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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    Q. Which Olsen twin checked into rehab for anorexia? A. The fat one. LOL! ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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    Good Laugh. :laugh: Let's wait and see what the 'PC' police have to say about this one. I'm hoping it will be just as funny. :) Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] I think people should be required to have an operator's permit to use the internet. John Simmons

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      Q. Which Olsen twin checked into rehab for anorexia? A. The fat one. LOL! ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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      Colin Angus Mackay
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      I don't get that. :( Who are the Olsen twins?


      "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way! My Blog

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        Q. Which Olsen twin checked into rehab for anorexia? A. The fat one. LOL! ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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        LOL, great! Matt Newman
        Whats your malfunction? - Dangeresque, too?

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          I don't get that. :( Who are the Olsen twins?


          "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way! My Blog

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          Colin Angus Mackay wrote: Who are the Olsen twins? A pair of teenage girls who unfortunately had parents that understood how to hype two year olds. Some might say this is not work safe, but try this link[^]. ;) Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] I think people should be required to have an operator's permit to use the internet. John Simmons

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            I don't get that. :( Who are the Olsen twins?


            "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way! My Blog

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            Michael P Butler
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            Colin Angus Mackay wrote: Who are the Olsen twins? Two American child "actresses". Recently turned 18. Google will give you more details. Very big in the US amongst kids and some very disturbed individuals with bordering on paedophilic attitudes towards the girls. Michael CP Blog [^]

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              Colin Angus Mackay wrote: Who are the Olsen twins? Two American child "actresses". Recently turned 18. Google will give you more details. Very big in the US amongst kids and some very disturbed individuals with bordering on paedophilic attitudes towards the girls. Michael CP Blog [^]

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              Michael P Butler wrote: and some very disturbed individuals with bordering on paedophilic attitudes towards the girls And you know this because??? ;) BTW, you do realize they're like 18 (well, that's what the post above said)? While 18 is still young, it's not like they're still on Full House. Jeremy Falcon

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                Michael P Butler wrote: and some very disturbed individuals with bordering on paedophilic attitudes towards the girls And you know this because??? ;) BTW, you do realize they're like 18 (well, that's what the post above said)? While 18 is still young, it's not like they're still on Full House. Jeremy Falcon

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                Jeremy Falcon wrote: And you know this because??? I read a lot of TV and movie forums, such as "Ain't it cool" and the like. It's amazing what disturbing cultural information you can find out. Jeremy Falcon wrote: BTW, you do realize they're like 18 (well, that's what the post above said)? While 18 is still young, it's not like they're still on Full House. Only just 18. The "fantasies" of the sickos started a lot earlier. I believe there was a web-site with a clock, counting down to the day they turned "legal" Michael CP Blog [^]

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                  Jeremy Falcon wrote: And you know this because??? I read a lot of TV and movie forums, such as "Ain't it cool" and the like. It's amazing what disturbing cultural information you can find out. Jeremy Falcon wrote: BTW, you do realize they're like 18 (well, that's what the post above said)? While 18 is still young, it's not like they're still on Full House. Only just 18. The "fantasies" of the sickos started a lot earlier. I believe there was a web-site with a clock, counting down to the day they turned "legal" Michael CP Blog [^]

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                  I guess I'm closer to "normal" than a lot of people here assumed (and that fact alone should scare the bejeezus out of you), because to this day, I don't give these chicks a second thought. I say let 'em do a Karen Carpenter and waste away to nothing. Society may not be better off if they die of starvation (hell, they may even be missed by someone), but think of how many starving children in 3rd world countries (like Canada or France) that will have really impressive meals as a result. ------- sig starts "I've heard some drivers saying, 'We're going too fast here...'. If you're not here to race, go the hell home - don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Why don't you tie a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                    Jeremy Falcon wrote: And you know this because??? I read a lot of TV and movie forums, such as "Ain't it cool" and the like. It's amazing what disturbing cultural information you can find out. Jeremy Falcon wrote: BTW, you do realize they're like 18 (well, that's what the post above said)? While 18 is still young, it's not like they're still on Full House. Only just 18. The "fantasies" of the sickos started a lot earlier. I believe there was a web-site with a clock, counting down to the day they turned "legal" Michael CP Blog [^]

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                    According to a recent news story, there were hundreds of Olsen twin countdown clock sites...:eek: Also, they were Millionaires by the time they were 10. Steve

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                      I don't get that. :( Who are the Olsen twins?


                      "You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." --Zig Ziglar The Second EuroCPian Event will be in Brussels on the 4th of September Can't manage to P/Invoke that Win32 API in .NET? Why not do interop the wiki way! My Blog

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                      Colin Angus Mackay wrote: Who are the Olsen twins? Sigh... you lucky, lucky people... an entire country where you're not subjected to Mary-Kate and Ashley! I'm still marooned in LA and this reminder that the UK isn't yet completely awash in garbage American "culture" really, REALLY makes me want to come home now!! :( - Diane in exile -- "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Mark Twain

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