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  • D Dave Goodman

    mmmm... ham. What's wrong with ham? Okay, if you're Jewish or Muslim it's a problem, and I don't want to start a flame war by suggesting you eat ham anyway. Are you vegetarian? Could be you have an iron deficiency and your body wants you to eat more meat. If nothing's stopping you, scratch that itch! Unless... maybe it's not really ham you crave... it's bacon! Hot, sizzling, mouth-watering bacon. muahahaha! Dave Goodman dgoodman@infoway.com www.dkgoodman.com "Actio sequitur esse."

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    Dave Goodman wrote: Are you vegetarian? Not at all. Dave Goodman wrote: Could be you have an iron deficiency and your body wants you to eat more meat. I think it's more like I have a mental deficiency, no self-control and just want to pig out. :) Dave Goodman wrote: maybe it's not really ham you crave... it's bacon! Hmmm, bacon's really never done it for me. But thinly sliced ham and Wonder bread... <sigh> /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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      Dave Goodman wrote: Are you vegetarian? Not at all. Dave Goodman wrote: Could be you have an iron deficiency and your body wants you to eat more meat. I think it's more like I have a mental deficiency, no self-control and just want to pig out. :) Dave Goodman wrote: maybe it's not really ham you crave... it's bacon! Hmmm, bacon's really never done it for me. But thinly sliced ham and Wonder bread... <sigh> /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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      Not to change the subject, but do you have any plans to write an article on expert systems for diagnostics? I'd love to see one. Source code! Source code! P.S. If that's your livingroom cam on your web site, it's not responding. :) Dave Goodman dgoodman@infoway.com www.dkgoodman.com "Actio sequitur esse."

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        Not to change the subject, but do you have any plans to write an article on expert systems for diagnostics? I'd love to see one. Source code! Source code! P.S. If that's your livingroom cam on your web site, it's not responding. :) Dave Goodman dgoodman@infoway.com www.dkgoodman.com "Actio sequitur esse."

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        Dave Goodman wrote: an article on expert systems for diagnostics? If you like, I can send you a photocopy of an article I published (way back in 1986) in Australian PC World. And yes, I'm currently developing a diagnostic expert system tool but sorry, it's not open source :(. Dave Goodman wrote: If that's your livingroom cam on your web site No it's not mine. Drat, looks like they (finally) took it down. It was awesome! /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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          What's the matter with me? I'm craving ham again. Lots of the stuff (thinly sliced) between a couple of slices of Wonder bread. No lettuce, tomato, cheese or mayo - just ham, bread and my PC. :cool: /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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          Ravi Bhavnani wrote: I'm craving ham again. Rather than doing a Home Simpson impersonation:doh: I'll just say we ordered half a pig for the freezer yesterday from our local Welsh Butcher,:cool: ask me me nicely next weekend what its like & I'll salivate in The Lounge for you :omg: Sorry you Vegetarians out there, but I'm not converting so put away your flame throwers:-D John Hudson Megan Forbes on Life's little accidents: Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night:~ :omg: http://www.rainbow-innov.co.uk[^]

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          • RaviBeeR RaviBee

            What's the matter with me? I'm craving ham again. Lots of the stuff (thinly sliced) between a couple of slices of Wonder bread. No lettuce, tomato, cheese or mayo - just ham, bread and my PC. :cool: /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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            You must either have opsomania or phagomania. :-) Probably the former. Possibly your liver is telling your gray matter that you have a deficiency of some kind and a good helping of fat will help. At a guess I don't think getting tested for diabetes would be such a bad idea. - Then again maybe you just like ham. Regardz Colin J Davies

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            • RaviBeeR RaviBee

              What's the matter with me? I'm craving ham again. Lots of the stuff (thinly sliced) between a couple of slices of Wonder bread. No lettuce, tomato, cheese or mayo - just ham, bread and my PC. :cool: /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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              You should have been at my house today. My wife fixed a huge ham for Sunday dinner. We'll be having ham based dishes for the rest of the month. :-D "We have staked the whole of all our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God." James Madison, "Father of the U.S. Constitution"

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                You should have been at my house today. My wife fixed a huge ham for Sunday dinner. We'll be having ham based dishes for the rest of the month. :-D "We have staked the whole of all our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind for self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God." James Madison, "Father of the U.S. Constitution"

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                I'll be right over with some Wonder bread... :cool: /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                  What's the matter with me? I'm craving ham again. Lots of the stuff (thinly sliced) between a couple of slices of Wonder bread. No lettuce, tomato, cheese or mayo - just ham, bread and my PC. :cool: /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                  <seriously-caffeine-od'd>I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED A HAM FOR MY BUNGHOLE!</seriously-caffeine-od'd> -- Ich bin Joachim von Hassel, und ich bin Pilot der Bundeswehr. Welle: Erdball - F104-G Starfighter

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                    <seriously-caffeine-od'd>I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED A HAM FOR MY BUNGHOLE!</seriously-caffeine-od'd> -- Ich bin Joachim von Hassel, und ich bin Pilot der Bundeswehr. Welle: Erdball - F104-G Starfighter

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                    Hmm, I see I have competition... :) /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                      Hmm, I see I have competition... :) /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                      Nah, not competition. It's 100% pure insanity after 1.5L of coke. :-D FYI, I did have a ham and cheese sandwhich. Ham rules. :) -- Ich bin Joachim von Hassel, und ich bin Pilot der Bundeswehr. Welle: Erdball - F104-G Starfighter

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                      • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                        Nah, not competition. It's 100% pure insanity after 1.5L of coke. :-D FYI, I did have a ham and cheese sandwhich. Ham rules. :) -- Ich bin Joachim von Hassel, und ich bin Pilot der Bundeswehr. Welle: Erdball - F104-G Starfighter

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                        Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: ham and cheese sandwhich I find that cheese interferes with the texture of the ham and causes confusion in my mouth. I prefer to consume a ham sandwich by itself. Pure, unadulterated pleasure! (I'm really losing it). /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                        • RaviBeeR RaviBee

                          What's the matter with me? I'm craving ham again. Lots of the stuff (thinly sliced) between a couple of slices of Wonder bread. No lettuce, tomato, cheese or mayo - just ham, bread and my PC. :cool: /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                          Maybe you're pregnant. :) - Diane C "I think it would be a good idea." (Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of western civilisation)

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                          • D Diane Capewell

                            Maybe you're pregnant. :) - Diane C "I think it would be a good idea." (Mahatma Gandhi, when asked what he thought of western civilisation)

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                            :-D /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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