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  • R Ravi Bhavnani

    GAAAAAAAAAAH! :omg: [Rolls over and dies - to the collective relief of the CP community] /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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    ColinDavies
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    I thought the original Chaucer would bring you relief. Sorry about that. Regardz Colin J Davies Attention: Watch this signature for an upcoming announcement that will affect you.

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      I thought the original Chaucer would bring you relief. Sorry about that. Regardz Colin J Davies Attention: Watch this signature for an upcoming announcement that will affect you.

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      Ravi Bhavnani
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      Oh I appreciate "Troilus and Criseyde" as much as the next guy - it's the "shouldn't have wrote" that caused me to gurgle uncontrollably. /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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      • R Ravi Bhavnani

        Oh I appreciate "Troilus and Criseyde" as much as the next guy - it's the "shouldn't have wrote" that caused me to gurgle uncontrollably. /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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        OK, I'll stop confusing my tenses. Regardz Colin J Davies Attention: Watch this signature for an upcoming announcement that will affect you.

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        • R Ravi Bhavnani

          Nothing special - just regular baked ham (thinly sliced) from the local deli. Between a couple of slices of Wonder Bread, of course. :cool: /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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          couple of slices of Wonder Bread No, no, no, NO! Ravi I am apalled at you! The proper way to have it is with 2-3 slices of prosciutto[^], a slice of tomato, and touch of mayonnaise on a nice semolina roll. ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned

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            couple of slices of Wonder Bread No, no, no, NO! Ravi I am apalled at you! The proper way to have it is with 2-3 slices of prosciutto[^], a slice of tomato, and touch of mayonnaise on a nice semolina roll. ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned

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            Ravi Bhavnani
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            Next you're going to yell at me because my idea of a cup of coffee is microwaved Maxwell House Instant Coffee made with tap water. :( /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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            • R Ravi Bhavnani

              Pleeeeez fix the typo in your sig - it's driving me nuts. :) /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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              J Dunlap
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              Pleeeeez fix the typo in your sig - it's driving me nuts. You're an editor/proofreader type like me, eh? :)

              "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
              -- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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                couple of slices of Wonder Bread No, no, no, NO! Ravi I am apalled at you! The proper way to have it is with 2-3 slices of prosciutto[^], a slice of tomato, and touch of mayonnaise on a nice semolina roll. ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned

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                palbano
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                Don't forget the sliced Jalapenos! :)

                "No matter where you go, there your are." - Buckaroo Banzai

                -pete

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                • R Ravi Bhavnani

                  ? /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                  Rick York
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                  It took me a while to figure out, "first what ?" I finally did though. ;) FWIW - my first thought was first member ? I found that you are 191. I am 196. :) __________________________________________ a two cent stamp short of going postal.

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                  • R Ravi Bhavnani

                    Next you're going to yell at me because my idea of a cup of coffee is microwaved Maxwell House Instant Coffee made with tap water. :( /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                    Johan Rosengren
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                    AAAHHHHRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! Throw out the Maxwell and use the microwave for what it was designed for - making bizarre experiments on cats.

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                    • J J Dunlap

                      Pleeeeez fix the typo in your sig - it's driving me nuts. You're an editor/proofreader type like me, eh? :)

                      "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
                      -- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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                      Ravi Bhavnani
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                      No, just obsessive-compulsive. :) /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                      • J Jim Crafton

                        couple of slices of Wonder Bread No, no, no, NO! Ravi I am apalled at you! The proper way to have it is with 2-3 slices of prosciutto[^], a slice of tomato, and touch of mayonnaise on a nice semolina roll. ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned

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                        caractacus
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                        Great. Now I'm hungry.

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                        • R Ravi Bhavnani

                          I know. It shows. :rose: There's a certain kind of developer who'll pepper their code with ASSERTs and VERIFYs, correctly Doxygen/JavaDoc everything, and compile every library in Debug/Release and Unicode/MBCS modes. Not because they have to, but because doing anything less would be shoddy and unprofessional. Craftsmanship. /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                          When you know what all that means, it's represents and incredible investment. Don't disrespect it by behaving like one who doesn't know any better.

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                            :rose: Now about that scrolling yellow background... :) /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                            caractacus
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                            Don't complain! You managed to affect a change!

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                            • R Ravi Bhavnani

                              Oh I appreciate "Troilus and Criseyde" as much as the next guy - it's the "shouldn't have wrote" that caused me to gurgle uncontrollably. /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                              caractacus
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                              And the winner is: RAVI

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                                When you know what all that means, it's represents and incredible investment. Don't disrespect it by behaving like one who doesn't know any better.

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                                Ravi Bhavnani
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                                caractacus wrote: Don't disrespect it by behaving like one who doesn't know any better. What are you talking about? I'm one of those developers. /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                                  Don't complain! You managed to affect a change!

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                                  Ravi Bhavnani
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                                  Gaaaah. :-D /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                                    And the winner is: RAVI

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                                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                                    Why, thank you! You are indeed a wise judge. :) /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                                    • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                      caractacus wrote: Don't disrespect it by behaving like one who doesn't know any better. What are you talking about? I'm one of those developers. /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                                      caractacus
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                                      I am supporting your behavior, the comment is not a detraction! You comment made me think of the antithesis - lumps out there performing some primitive repetitive pattern, thinking they are developing software. But it's not based on understanding, appreciation for what follows from step 1, improving, increasing effectiveness, and so on. It's not backed up by continual research, reading, understanding, toying with new ideas and concepts, striving to ensure standards are a) known to exist b) understood c) ackowledged as being necessary d) implemented. It's not, in the mathematical sense, beautiful. Those others who should rather be in some other industry. Maybe they'd be happier fixing an engine or flying a fighter jet. But I don't want them developing in my company. They should rather move to sales, marketing, HR, or some other domain where they can flourish. And stop bothering me. (ARCHITECT|INVENTOR) => (E|I)NTP ;

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                                        I am supporting your behavior, the comment is not a detraction! You comment made me think of the antithesis - lumps out there performing some primitive repetitive pattern, thinking they are developing software. But it's not based on understanding, appreciation for what follows from step 1, improving, increasing effectiveness, and so on. It's not backed up by continual research, reading, understanding, toying with new ideas and concepts, striving to ensure standards are a) known to exist b) understood c) ackowledged as being necessary d) implemented. It's not, in the mathematical sense, beautiful. Those others who should rather be in some other industry. Maybe they'd be happier fixing an engine or flying a fighter jet. But I don't want them developing in my company. They should rather move to sales, marketing, HR, or some other domain where they can flourish. And stop bothering me. (ARCHITECT|INVENTOR) => (E|I)NTP ;

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                                        Ravi Bhavnani
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                                        Sorry, I misunderstood you. The last sentence seemed like it was directed to my post. caractacus wrote: Maybe they'd be happier fixing an engine or flying a fighter jet. That's a good analogy. There are tinkerers and there are craftsmen. I believe there's room (and a necessity) for both. Just not on the same project. /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                                        • R Ravi Bhavnani

                                          It must be painfully obvious that I have absolutely no life. Saturday night and I'm furiously pressing Enter, waiting for CP to reload. But wait - there's a ham sandwich within reach! :cool: /ravi My new year's resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | Freeware | Music ravib@ravib.com

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                                          This is a philosophical question. Pigs are quite intelligent so what would happened if a pig became sentient, could communicate with us and became jewish ? The tigress is here :-D

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