This is too funny!
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I bet that cost Siemens a fortune to develop. That would be why I was told yesterday that I'm to be made redundant in the new year then :(. They spent my wages on a virtual women. Then again, who wouldn't? James Spibey Soon to be ex-Siemens employee
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Have you ever noticed, that SIEMENS is an anagram of NEMESIS? maXallion
"It shouldn't have done that!" - Architect, Merlin
www.maxallion.de - coded evil & more Do you Sonork? I don't! ICQ# 32304418From dictionary.com
nem·e·sis (nm-ss)
n. pl. nem·e·ses (-sz)
A source of harm or ruin: Uncritical trust is my nemesis.
Retributive justice in its execution or outcome: To follow the proposed course of action is to invite nemesis.
An opponent that cannot be beaten or overcome.
One that inflicts retribution or vengeance.
Nemesis Greek Mythology. The goddess of retributive justice or vengeance.They must be seeking revenge for all the porn I look at while I'm at work. James Spibey I love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it - Jeff, Coupling, BBC2
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Ever wanted to mess with a computer's mind? Then meet Sisa Hours of entertainment! cheers, Chris Maunder
Paul: Please would you go out on a date with me? Sisa: Ok sure, seeing as you asked so nicely. Pick me up at the southern end of The Great Wall of China, at 8pm tonight local time. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Damn I have a plane to catch, not easy getting flights to China... regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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Juvenile of me but I ran the usual questions past Sisa :) Paul: Undress for me Sisa. Sisa: I am not doing that! I shall be keeping all of my clothes on for the rest of this conversataion. Surely you must have a question about our latest range of mobile communication products instead? Paul: Do you come with vibrate? Sisa: Sorry I didn't quite understand you there. I will make a note of your question so I can hopefully give you an answer the next time round! I was then give a contact sheet to fill in and wait for Siemens representative to contact me. Sisa would not talk to me anymore... :(( regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Thomas: How about a date? Sisa: Ok sure, seeing as you asked so nicely. Pick me up at the southern end of The Great Wall of China, at 8pm tonight local time. :laugh: Regards Thomas Finally with Sonork id: 100.10453 Thömmi
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Ever wanted to mess with a computer's mind? Then meet Sisa Hours of entertainment! cheers, Chris Maunder
She has a nice parser. To bad someone didn't use the technology for something useful, like a Virtual Cyber-Anime Humpatorium. With VR and force feedback, someone could charge 1 - 2 dollars a minute for the "service".
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Ever wanted to mess with a computer's mind? Then meet Sisa Hours of entertainment! cheers, Chris Maunder
Wish you could use the stuff in CP. That would take a lot of load from your head. A possible Q+A can be like this
CPian : CP is too slow today
Sisa : Chris is working hard to install the latest patch. This will be real quick.// Fazlul
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Ever wanted to mess with a computer's mind? Then meet Sisa Hours of entertainment! cheers, Chris Maunder
That is actually very impressive. I tried to confuse her by talking about my car getting stuck in my freezer, and she told me she wasn't sure what I meant, but would I like to find out more about how Mona, judy and Sarah use Siemen's mobile devices in their home! I'm sure if I really was interested in something there, but couldn't word the question "propper" then Sisa would be very useful. 9/10 ________________ David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves" - August Strindberg
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Ever wanted to mess with a computer's mind? Then meet Sisa Hours of entertainment! cheers, Chris Maunder
Simon: w00t w00t!Sisa: That is a model number I don't recognise, it could be that this model is now out of date or no longer on the website. Simon Hey, it looks like you're writing a letter! Sonork ID 100.10024 -
Thomas: How about a date? Sisa: Ok sure, seeing as you asked so nicely. Pick me up at the southern end of The Great Wall of China, at 8pm tonight local time. :laugh: Regards Thomas Finally with Sonork id: 100.10453 Thömmi
Disclaimer:
Because of heavy processing requirements, we are currently using some of your unused brain capacity for backup processing. Please ignore any hallucinations, voices or unusual dreams you may experience. Please avoid concentration-intensive tasks until further notice. Thank you.LMAO I also asked her that and got the same reply (see post below). Man you think she is double datting us? What a shallow construct! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
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LMAO I also asked her that and got the same reply (see post below). Man you think she is double datting us? What a shallow construct! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
:mad: What a trollop! Ok, lets both fly to China and accuse her! Regards Thomas Finally with Sonork id: 100.10453 Thömmi
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Ever wanted to mess with a computer's mind? Then meet Sisa Hours of entertainment! cheers, Chris Maunder
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Ever wanted to mess with a computer's mind? Then meet Sisa Hours of entertainment! cheers, Chris Maunder
do you understand the words i am saying? >I'm afraid I don't know who you are referring to. Sorry about that. where is my cheesecloth? >Sorry, I didn't quite understand what you said. can you sit down? >I don't think you've introduced yourself yet. I would prefer it if we were on first name terms. Why don't you tell me your name? henry >Hello Henry. I feel we have reached a more personal level. How can I help you with our latest range of communication devices? why is it that every time i use one of your communication devices blood gushes from my ears? >I'm afraid I didn't fully understand what you just said, so I am unable to give you an answer. However your question will help me to improve and I am learning fast, maybe next time we speak I will have an answer for you. Would you like to see our hottest home networking products instead? Well she's no fun.
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Ever wanted to mess with a computer's mind? Then meet Sisa Hours of entertainment! cheers, Chris Maunder
Hmph. She's just like a normal chick - unresponsive to all my pick up lines. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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Ever wanted to mess with a computer's mind? Then meet Sisa Hours of entertainment! cheers, Chris Maunder
I asked her the following: Q: "How big are your mammary glands?" A: "Please, do not lower the tone of this conversation! Why don't you ask me some questions about our latest range of communication devices instead?" Q: "Do you like to swallow?" A: "To tell you the truth I have't really made up my mind yet." I'm laughing so hard I can barely breathe :laugh:
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Juvenile of me but I ran the usual questions past Sisa :) Paul: Undress for me Sisa. Sisa: I am not doing that! I shall be keeping all of my clothes on for the rest of this conversataion. Surely you must have a question about our latest range of mobile communication products instead? Paul: Do you come with vibrate? Sisa: Sorry I didn't quite understand you there. I will make a note of your question so I can hopefully give you an answer the next time round! I was then give a contact sheet to fill in and wait for Siemens representative to contact me. Sisa would not talk to me anymore... :(( regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge
Paul Watson wrote: I was then give a contact sheet to fill in and wait for Siemens representative to contact me. Sisa would not talk to me anymore... I went on like that for *ages*. You just need to spot when she's asking a question designed to shut down on you if you don't word the answer correctly. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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She has a nice parser. To bad someone didn't use the technology for something useful, like a Virtual Cyber-Anime Humpatorium. With VR and force feedback, someone could charge 1 - 2 dollars a minute for the "service".
That's just brilliant... ! Ahh if only there was the time...
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From dictionary.com
nem·e·sis (nm-ss)
n. pl. nem·e·ses (-sz)
A source of harm or ruin: Uncritical trust is my nemesis.
Retributive justice in its execution or outcome: To follow the proposed course of action is to invite nemesis.
An opponent that cannot be beaten or overcome.
One that inflicts retribution or vengeance.
Nemesis Greek Mythology. The goddess of retributive justice or vengeance.They must be seeking revenge for all the porn I look at while I'm at work. James Spibey I love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it - Jeff, Coupling, BBC2
I prefer the definition in the movie 'Snatch'. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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I asked her the following: Q: "How big are your mammary glands?" A: "Please, do not lower the tone of this conversation! Why don't you ask me some questions about our latest range of communication devices instead?" Q: "Do you like to swallow?" A: "To tell you the truth I have't really made up my mind yet." I'm laughing so hard I can barely breathe :laugh:
Me : How do you like your eggs? Sisa : I have to admit that I love fast food. Pizzas, pasta, burgers - as long as it's quick then I'll eat it. I have to admit I'm a terrible cook. I have just never had the time to learn. Me : Kiss Me! Sisa : I'm afraid I can't help you there. At best I would be able to give you a virtual kiss but I'm not going to Me : Marry Me Sisa : I'm going to have to say no. Me : Do I make you horny baby? Sisa : Well if that's what makes you happy. Me : What are you wearing? Sisa : You can see what I'm wearing from my pictures here. Me : Will you sleep with me? Sisa : To be quite honest with you I'd rather talk about the phones. I suppose I should get back to work..... :P Senior Test Engineer GLI Australia www.gli.com.au
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It's called jetlag. :) cheers, Chris Maunder
:-) Oh, didnt think of that Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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Paul Watson wrote: I was then give a contact sheet to fill in and wait for Siemens representative to contact me. Sisa would not talk to me anymore... I went on like that for *ages*. You just need to spot when she's asking a question designed to shut down on you if you don't word the answer correctly. Christian After all, there's nothing wrong with an elite as long as I'm allowed to be part of it!! - Mike Burston Oct 23, 2001
Sonork ID 100.10002:MeanManOz
I live in Bob's HungOut now
****Christian Graus wrote: I went on like that for *ages*. You just need to spot when she's asking a question designed to shut down on you if you don't word the answer correctly. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I never knew there was a science to chatting with a collection of 0s and 1s ;P regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge