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    Henry Jacobs
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    That the hell is it with men who run their hands under water for 0.2 seconds after they use the rest room†! What psychological disorder do these people suffer from that they must delude themselves into believing that constitutes washing your hands! Then they pull off three feet of paper towel, wad it up and throw it in the trash. If your going to be an unsanitary oaf and spread your urine all over your workplace then do so. Don't feel obligated to play in the water just because there is someone else in the rest room that might observe the fact that you did not wash your hands. † For international readers, “rest room” is the American description of a room designated to expel contaminated matter.

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      That the hell is it with men who run their hands under water for 0.2 seconds after they use the rest room†! What psychological disorder do these people suffer from that they must delude themselves into believing that constitutes washing your hands! Then they pull off three feet of paper towel, wad it up and throw it in the trash. If your going to be an unsanitary oaf and spread your urine all over your workplace then do so. Don't feel obligated to play in the water just because there is someone else in the rest room that might observe the fact that you did not wash your hands. † For international readers, “rest room” is the American description of a room designated to expel contaminated matter.

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      Reminds me of the old Navy vs. Marines joke: A sailor and a marine are using a public restroom at the same time. When finished urinating the marine turns to walk out and the sailor says, "In the Navy they taught us to wash our hands afterward!" The Marine responds, "In the Marines they taught us to NOT piss all over our hands!" Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

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        Reminds me of the old Navy vs. Marines joke: A sailor and a marine are using a public restroom at the same time. When finished urinating the marine turns to walk out and the sailor says, "In the Navy they taught us to wash our hands afterward!" The Marine responds, "In the Marines they taught us to NOT piss all over our hands!" Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

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        Henry Jacobs
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        :laugh: I've never hear that one.

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          That the hell is it with men who run their hands under water for 0.2 seconds after they use the rest room†! What psychological disorder do these people suffer from that they must delude themselves into believing that constitutes washing your hands! Then they pull off three feet of paper towel, wad it up and throw it in the trash. If your going to be an unsanitary oaf and spread your urine all over your workplace then do so. Don't feel obligated to play in the water just because there is someone else in the rest room that might observe the fact that you did not wash your hands. † For international readers, “rest room” is the American description of a room designated to expel contaminated matter.

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          Henry Jacobs wrote: †! What psychological disorder do these people suffer from that they must delude themselves into believing that constitutes washing your hands! Then they pull off three feet of paper towel, wad it up and throw it in the trash. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww gross.... at least he attempted to wash his hands though! I've seen a bunch of women coming out of their stall and just walking STRAIGHT to the door! Gross!!! I usually avoid opening the doors with my hands then, either by pushing it with my feet or taking a bit of tissue and use that to open the door. How disgusting................. Melissa

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            That the hell is it with men who run their hands under water for 0.2 seconds after they use the rest room†! What psychological disorder do these people suffer from that they must delude themselves into believing that constitutes washing your hands! Then they pull off three feet of paper towel, wad it up and throw it in the trash. If your going to be an unsanitary oaf and spread your urine all over your workplace then do so. Don't feel obligated to play in the water just because there is someone else in the rest room that might observe the fact that you did not wash your hands. † For international readers, “rest room” is the American description of a room designated to expel contaminated matter.

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            I'm afraid that's the least of my concerns here. I work with a bunch of engineer types, and somebody (don't know who yet) has extremely poor "aim". The number of times I have to mop down the toilet seat and tank and floor before I sit... It's like they don't give a crap simply because they know someone else will clean it up eventually. J

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              That the hell is it with men who run their hands under water for 0.2 seconds after they use the rest room†! What psychological disorder do these people suffer from that they must delude themselves into believing that constitutes washing your hands! Then they pull off three feet of paper towel, wad it up and throw it in the trash. If your going to be an unsanitary oaf and spread your urine all over your workplace then do so. Don't feel obligated to play in the water just because there is someone else in the rest room that might observe the fact that you did not wash your hands. † For international readers, “rest room” is the American description of a room designated to expel contaminated matter.

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              What really bothers me is seeing someone walking out of the bathroom while licking their fingers.... "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                What really bothers me is seeing someone walking out of the bathroom while licking their fingers.... "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                :laugh: ROFLOL Gotta love John's toilet humour. Chris

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                  What really bothers me is seeing someone walking out of the bathroom while licking their fingers.... "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                  hehehe ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what nasty image! LOL Melissa

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                    That the hell is it with men who run their hands under water for 0.2 seconds after they use the rest room†! What psychological disorder do these people suffer from that they must delude themselves into believing that constitutes washing your hands! Then they pull off three feet of paper towel, wad it up and throw it in the trash. If your going to be an unsanitary oaf and spread your urine all over your workplace then do so. Don't feel obligated to play in the water just because there is someone else in the rest room that might observe the fact that you did not wash your hands. † For international readers, “rest room” is the American description of a room designated to expel contaminated matter.

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                    I've also witnessed people walking into the bathrood with food, sitting on the toilet (not actually witnessing this instant in time), and coming out of the bathroom 20 minutes later without the food. Just so that we keep things in their proper perspective, these are NOT the same people that come out of the bathroom licking their fingers. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      I'm afraid that's the least of my concerns here. I work with a bunch of engineer types, and somebody (don't know who yet) has extremely poor "aim". The number of times I have to mop down the toilet seat and tank and floor before I sit... It's like they don't give a crap simply because they know someone else will clean it up eventually. J

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                      I've heard of someone who actually had a fly printed in the toilet bowl right at the waterline - stopped all of the misses because everyone was now 'aiming' ! Steven J. Ackerman, Consultant ACS, Sarasota, FL http://www.acscontrol.com steve@acscontrol.com sja@gte.net

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                        I'm afraid that's the least of my concerns here. I work with a bunch of engineer types, and somebody (don't know who yet) has extremely poor "aim". The number of times I have to mop down the toilet seat and tank and floor before I sit... It's like they don't give a crap simply because they know someone else will clean it up eventually. J

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                        Damn - this idea's already patented ! http://soundreach.simplenet.com/psp/us404440.htm Steven J. Ackerman, Consultant ACS, Sarasota, FL http://www.acscontrol.com steve@acscontrol.com sja@gte.net

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                          I've also witnessed people walking into the bathrood with food, sitting on the toilet (not actually witnessing this instant in time), and coming out of the bathroom 20 minutes later without the food. Just so that we keep things in their proper perspective, these are NOT the same people that come out of the bathroom licking their fingers. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Just so that we keep things in their proper perspective, these are NOT the same people that come out of the bathroom licking their fingers. Hehehe LOL eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that is still so nasty... Melissa

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                            I'm afraid that's the least of my concerns here. I work with a bunch of engineer types, and somebody (don't know who yet) has extremely poor "aim". The number of times I have to mop down the toilet seat and tank and floor before I sit... It's like they don't give a crap simply because they know someone else will clean it up eventually. J

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                            Not to perseverate on this topic... but: http://aghostwriter.com/pp11.html Steven J. Ackerman, Consultant ACS, Sarasota, FL http://www.acscontrol.com steve@acscontrol.com sja@gte.net

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                              Henry Jacobs wrote: †! What psychological disorder do these people suffer from that they must delude themselves into believing that constitutes washing your hands! Then they pull off three feet of paper towel, wad it up and throw it in the trash. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww gross.... at least he attempted to wash his hands though! I've seen a bunch of women coming out of their stall and just walking STRAIGHT to the door! Gross!!! I usually avoid opening the doors with my hands then, either by pushing it with my feet or taking a bit of tissue and use that to open the door. How disgusting................. Melissa

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                              You mean, WOMEN DO THIS TOO??? Ewwww.... womens liberation movement has gone to far ;)

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                                I've also witnessed people walking into the bathrood with food, sitting on the toilet (not actually witnessing this instant in time), and coming out of the bathroom 20 minutes later without the food. Just so that we keep things in their proper perspective, these are NOT the same people that come out of the bathroom licking their fingers. "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                Perhaps they can enable some "fast food processing", and are done for the whole day?

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                                  That the hell is it with men who run their hands under water for 0.2 seconds after they use the rest room†! What psychological disorder do these people suffer from that they must delude themselves into believing that constitutes washing your hands! Then they pull off three feet of paper towel, wad it up and throw it in the trash. If your going to be an unsanitary oaf and spread your urine all over your workplace then do so. Don't feel obligated to play in the water just because there is someone else in the rest room that might observe the fact that you did not wash your hands. † For international readers, “rest room” is the American description of a room designated to expel contaminated matter.

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                                  I used to work with an Air Force guy. His viewpoint was that you should wash your hands on the way in, not out. He felt that your hands were probably dirtier that other parts... Ed

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                                    I've heard of someone who actually had a fly printed in the toilet bowl right at the waterline - stopped all of the misses because everyone was now 'aiming' ! Steven J. Ackerman, Consultant ACS, Sarasota, FL http://www.acscontrol.com steve@acscontrol.com sja@gte.net

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                                    That's brilliant! I'll have to suggest that to management. Our bathroom floor around the urinal usually gets pretty soggy by the end of the day. X| Jon Sagara "There are lies, damned lies and statistics." -- Mark Twain.

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                                      I used to work with an Air Force guy. His viewpoint was that you should wash your hands on the way in, not out. He felt that your hands were probably dirtier that other parts... Ed

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                                      Henry Jacobs
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                                      Every true, I was clean when I put my pants on this morning but I have since touched a number of things with my hands that the piss distributer has touched.

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                                        Reminds me of the old Navy vs. Marines joke: A sailor and a marine are using a public restroom at the same time. When finished urinating the marine turns to walk out and the sailor says, "In the Navy they taught us to wash our hands afterward!" The Marine responds, "In the Marines they taught us to NOT piss all over our hands!" Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

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                                        Actually that's a contraction of another joke I heard: In the bathroom, an American, Englishman and Australian (obviously) were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The American finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "Where I come from they taught us to be sanitary." The Englishman finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, "Where I come from they taught us to be environmentally conscious." The Australian zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "Where I come from they taught us not to piss on our hands." cheers, Chris Maunder

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                                          Henry Jacobs wrote: †! What psychological disorder do these people suffer from that they must delude themselves into believing that constitutes washing your hands! Then they pull off three feet of paper towel, wad it up and throw it in the trash. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww gross.... at least he attempted to wash his hands though! I've seen a bunch of women coming out of their stall and just walking STRAIGHT to the door! Gross!!! I usually avoid opening the doors with my hands then, either by pushing it with my feet or taking a bit of tissue and use that to open the door. How disgusting................. Melissa

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                                          Melissa_N wrote: at least he attempted to wash his hands though! There is never anyone forcing these people out the door. They're on company time when they are doing it anyway, so what's the hurry? I believe they are conserned that other people in the rest room will think badly of them for not washing there hands. I say if you're going to be a dirty bastard then be one, quit fooling yourself. I see a number of people that don't wash there hands at all but at least they're not faking it like the other people.

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