Speaking of Office Space..
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Our large and unwieldy collection of cheap small plastic staplers have all turned to staple mangling jamming pains in the you know what, so we needed a new stapler for our office (it's a small office, we can all share). We are now the proud owners of a genuine Swingline Rio Red 747 Stapler. Probably the best stapler in the universe. It weighs so much we've all been making jokes about using it to bludgeon someone etc. It's a *serious* stapler, not just a movie star: Check out the action pictures someone took here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7[^] If you've never seen Office Space and have no idea what I'm talking about....I pity you.
An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods. - Ambrose Bierce -
Our large and unwieldy collection of cheap small plastic staplers have all turned to staple mangling jamming pains in the you know what, so we needed a new stapler for our office (it's a small office, we can all share). We are now the proud owners of a genuine Swingline Rio Red 747 Stapler. Probably the best stapler in the universe. It weighs so much we've all been making jokes about using it to bludgeon someone etc. It's a *serious* stapler, not just a movie star: Check out the action pictures someone took here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7[^] If you've never seen Office Space and have no idea what I'm talking about....I pity you.
An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods. - Ambrose Bierce -
Our large and unwieldy collection of cheap small plastic staplers have all turned to staple mangling jamming pains in the you know what, so we needed a new stapler for our office (it's a small office, we can all share). We are now the proud owners of a genuine Swingline Rio Red 747 Stapler. Probably the best stapler in the universe. It weighs so much we've all been making jokes about using it to bludgeon someone etc. It's a *serious* stapler, not just a movie star: Check out the action pictures someone took here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7[^] If you've never seen Office Space and have no idea what I'm talking about....I pity you.
An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods. - Ambrose BierceJust make sure the boss doesn't steal it, or the building might mysteriously burn down ;)
Ryan
"Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"
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Our large and unwieldy collection of cheap small plastic staplers have all turned to staple mangling jamming pains in the you know what, so we needed a new stapler for our office (it's a small office, we can all share). We are now the proud owners of a genuine Swingline Rio Red 747 Stapler. Probably the best stapler in the universe. It weighs so much we've all been making jokes about using it to bludgeon someone etc. It's a *serious* stapler, not just a movie star: Check out the action pictures someone took here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7[^] If you've never seen Office Space and have no idea what I'm talking about....I pity you.
An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods. - Ambrose Bierce -
Our large and unwieldy collection of cheap small plastic staplers have all turned to staple mangling jamming pains in the you know what, so we needed a new stapler for our office (it's a small office, we can all share). We are now the proud owners of a genuine Swingline Rio Red 747 Stapler. Probably the best stapler in the universe. It weighs so much we've all been making jokes about using it to bludgeon someone etc. It's a *serious* stapler, not just a movie star: Check out the action pictures someone took here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7[^] If you've never seen Office Space and have no idea what I'm talking about....I pity you.
An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods. - Ambrose BierceA good stapler is a rare find. I have the only good one in the office and protect it with all I have. Strangely, I never use staplers, I just keep it around because it makes me more important. Speaking of which, I see it is not on my desk this morning. Jihad! regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass South Africa Michael Dunn wrote: "except the sod who voted this a 1, NO SOUP FOR YOU" Crikey! ain't life grand?
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Our large and unwieldy collection of cheap small plastic staplers have all turned to staple mangling jamming pains in the you know what, so we needed a new stapler for our office (it's a small office, we can all share). We are now the proud owners of a genuine Swingline Rio Red 747 Stapler. Probably the best stapler in the universe. It weighs so much we've all been making jokes about using it to bludgeon someone etc. It's a *serious* stapler, not just a movie star: Check out the action pictures someone took here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7[^] If you've never seen Office Space and have no idea what I'm talking about....I pity you.
An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods. - Ambrose Bierce -
Our large and unwieldy collection of cheap small plastic staplers have all turned to staple mangling jamming pains in the you know what, so we needed a new stapler for our office (it's a small office, we can all share). We are now the proud owners of a genuine Swingline Rio Red 747 Stapler. Probably the best stapler in the universe. It weighs so much we've all been making jokes about using it to bludgeon someone etc. It's a *serious* stapler, not just a movie star: Check out the action pictures someone took here: http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/61b7[^] If you've never seen Office Space and have no idea what I'm talking about....I pity you.
An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods. - Ambrose Bierceoffice space??? is this a film? speaking of staplers, we have one nicknamed "goliath". i don't know where to find a picture off hand, but it will staple a pile of 150 sheets in one go :-D trying to staple anything less than 30 sheets in one go doesn't really work, since the staples are to big. bow before the mighty stapler *evil laugh*