Company Slogans

[Paul Lyons]

I saw this on a plumber's van while driving to work today. "We're #1 in the #2 business." :omg: Maybe it was just the moment... but it struck me as pretty funny! :laugh: What catchy company slogans or phrases have you seen?

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[RichardGrimmer]

Funilly enough - on another plumber's van in Birmingham UK: "You've tried the cowboys - now let the Indians have a go...... S Patel - Plumbers" Made me smile... "Now I guess I'll sit back and watch people misinterpret what I just said......" Christian Graus At The Soapbox

[David Crow]

Paul Lyons wrote: What catchy company slogans or phrases have you seen? A car dealership in Pryor, Oklahoma has the slogan: "Come vist Robert's Auto Center where you get a friendly hello and a good buy."

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[Greg Carter]

Not a company slogan, but a bumper sticker. "Ponder, Texas. Think about it." Ponder is a small town outside Denton, Tx.

[Paul Lyons]

after a small pause... :laugh::laugh::laugh:

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[Shog9 0]

On the back of a window shade company van: "Caution - blind man driving"
You**'re one microscopic cog** in his catastrophic plan...

[Jon Sagara]

Forgive me kid sisters and PG-13 sticklers, but this is an actual slogan painted on the trailer of a septic tank pumping truck: "SHIT2GO"

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[feline_dracoform]

a car dealer just down the road has a big banner outside, proclaiming that it is a "service canter" for some strange reason this attention to detail doesn't inspire me to take my car in there ;)

[brianwelsch]

Reminds me of a street sign here in SC. There is a town called Clinton and one called Prosperity. The road sign, on Rt76 I believe, shows arrows to each town pointing in opposite directions. :-D <-- Clinton Prosperity --> BW The Biggest Loser

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[Bee Master]

Data Dynamics forums[^] - "Control Yourself" :)

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[Tim Deveaux]

The Fluke transport company up here has trucks bearing the slogan "If it's on time, it's a Fluke!"

[Vivi Chellappa]

Microsoft: Where do you want to go today? Arthur Andersen: We can get you there. A charter :)bus company in California (can't recall their name): We have been to where you want to go. I can't but :) at these slogans when they are seen in sequence!

[peterchen]

what does "#2 business" mean?

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[brianwelsch]

Often children refer to "going #1" as peeing, and "going #2" as taking a crap. BW The Biggest Loser

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[Ian Darling]

On a related note, you might find this sort of interesting: Tallahasse Democrat: Car owners show creative side with specialty PL8TES[^]

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[peterchen]

thanks, that makes sense

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[Brian Delahunty]

I personally think this one from a scaffolding company is kinda funny...

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[Jon Sagara]

Awesome. :laugh:

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[Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer]

There's been a long series of readworks near here, and I spotted this slogan on the side of one of their vans: "Jam makers for 25 years" I got all thick and started thinking of preserves... Iain.

[Member 96]

Once when I worked in retail many years ago a customer gave me his business card: "Daves blasting - we don't stand behind our work, we stand behind a tree"

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