How to get a *Job* an old idea !
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The idea that there are CPians in the unemployment lines sucks, Big time. So here is a age old idea, for getting that job that you have always wanted. 1. Make a short list of Companies you would like to work for ! 2. Investigate those companies, find out what they are all about, where there markets are, what technology they use, And most importantly who really matters in that company. 3. Investigate who really matters in that company, finding out all sorts of info and especially social habits. 4. Employ an escort. ( " I know what you are thinking and you are wrong. " ) The escort must be neck twistingly attractive to your target who. 5. Be alongside your escort when he/she bumps into your target who. 6. If you have done your investigation correctly your target who will listen to your plight while never breaking eye contact with your escort. 7. Start your new dream job the following day. :-) Has anyone else got any ideas to help out fellow CPians looking for employment ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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The idea that there are CPians in the unemployment lines sucks, Big time. So here is a age old idea, for getting that job that you have always wanted. 1. Make a short list of Companies you would like to work for ! 2. Investigate those companies, find out what they are all about, where there markets are, what technology they use, And most importantly who really matters in that company. 3. Investigate who really matters in that company, finding out all sorts of info and especially social habits. 4. Employ an escort. ( " I know what you are thinking and you are wrong. " ) The escort must be neck twistingly attractive to your target who. 5. Be alongside your escort when he/she bumps into your target who. 6. If you have done your investigation correctly your target who will listen to your plight while never breaking eye contact with your escort. 7. Start your new dream job the following day. :-) Has anyone else got any ideas to help out fellow CPians looking for employment ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I live in Bob's HungOut now
Colin Davies wrote: 4. Employ an escort. Where would Mr. Outlaw Programmer find a goat escort? And would the investigation steps include finding out what goats the target person finds attractive? :-D --Mike-- My really out-of-date homepage Buffy's on. Gotta go, bye! Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.
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Colin Davies wrote: 4. Employ an escort. Where would Mr. Outlaw Programmer find a goat escort? And would the investigation steps include finding out what goats the target person finds attractive? :-D --Mike-- My really out-of-date homepage Buffy's on. Gotta go, bye! Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.
Michael Dunn wrote: Where would Mr. Outlaw Programmer find a goat escort? And would the investigation steps include finding out what goats the target person finds attractive? Interesting point Michael, It's not who you find attractive, but who your prospective employer finds attractive. Possibly Mr Outlaw programmer has Dial-A-Goat memorized, but in this instance it probably won't help him, unless of course he's applying for a job in Mr Wluffs hometown. The real point I'm trying to make is its not what you know but who you know or who your escort bumps into. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I live in Bob's HungOut now
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The idea that there are CPians in the unemployment lines sucks, Big time. So here is a age old idea, for getting that job that you have always wanted. 1. Make a short list of Companies you would like to work for ! 2. Investigate those companies, find out what they are all about, where there markets are, what technology they use, And most importantly who really matters in that company. 3. Investigate who really matters in that company, finding out all sorts of info and especially social habits. 4. Employ an escort. ( " I know what you are thinking and you are wrong. " ) The escort must be neck twistingly attractive to your target who. 5. Be alongside your escort when he/she bumps into your target who. 6. If you have done your investigation correctly your target who will listen to your plight while never breaking eye contact with your escort. 7. Start your new dream job the following day. :-) Has anyone else got any ideas to help out fellow CPians looking for employment ? Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
I live in Bob's HungOut now
Colin Davies wrote: Has anyone else got any ideas to help out fellow CPians looking for employment ? If you figure out that the people who might interview you have a good sense of humor, then go to the interview, and pretend that you are under the mistaken impression that you have a cold and you are visiting the local doctor and tell them your symptoms :-) That should get you started. Then when you have all finished laughing the real interview can start, and you'll have the advantage that they already like you. Nish p.s. Do this only if you are really desperate. Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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Colin Davies wrote: 4. Employ an escort. Where would Mr. Outlaw Programmer find a goat escort? And would the investigation steps include finding out what goats the target person finds attractive? :-D --Mike-- My really out-of-date homepage Buffy's on. Gotta go, bye! Sonork - 100.10414 AcidHelm Big fan of Alyson Hannigan.
I'll rent you a goat. Cheap. You pay shipping. Extra charge for air holes in the package.
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Colin Davies wrote: Has anyone else got any ideas to help out fellow CPians looking for employment ? If you figure out that the people who might interview you have a good sense of humor, then go to the interview, and pretend that you are under the mistaken impression that you have a cold and you are visiting the local doctor and tell them your symptoms :-) That should get you started. Then when you have all finished laughing the real interview can start, and you'll have the advantage that they already like you. Nish p.s. Do this only if you are really desperate. Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
Go to an interview and answer every question with, "Cut the b*******t, give me the godamn job, I am the best.", in a Robert De Niro accent. Then laugh. If they laugh too, then you've lightened the mood and show that you are in a jovial frame of mind. Err, I haven't tried this but it might amuse them. Anyway, I know what its like to be out of work, I am at the moment.... sigh...