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  • L Lost User

    Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Sorry, I don't have a good sense of humour. I do however have a good sense of humor. ;) You American wannabe. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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    Jorgen Sigvardsson
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    You Pom wannabe! ;) -- Weiter, weiter, ins verderben. Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben. I blog too now[^]

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      You Pom wannabe! ;) -- Weiter, weiter, ins verderben. Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben. I blog too now[^]

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      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: You Pom wannabe! ;) If I mentioned wanting some crisps you may have had a point, but humour was spelt humour hundreds of years before the Yanks became allergic to the letter U. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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        Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: You Pom wannabe! ;) If I mentioned wanting some crisps you may have had a point, but humour was spelt humour hundreds of years before the Yanks became allergic to the letter U. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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        The yanks have simply simplified their language. I mean, do you really pronounce the 'u' in colour? It sounds just like color, right? Then why not just drop the u? Sounds like a smart thing to do IMO. :) My colleague would like to remind us all that this would not be a problem if everybody spoke and wrote in German ;) -- Weiter, weiter, ins verderben. Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben. I blog too now[^]

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        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

          The yanks have simply simplified their language. I mean, do you really pronounce the 'u' in colour? It sounds just like color, right? Then why not just drop the u? Sounds like a smart thing to do IMO. :) My colleague would like to remind us all that this would not be a problem if everybody spoke and wrote in German ;) -- Weiter, weiter, ins verderben. Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben. I blog too now[^]

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          Ryan Binns
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          Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Then why not just drop the u? Sounds like a smart thing to do IMO. Can't we please, just for once, not blindly follow the yanks at everything they do!? They butchered the language, they can fix it! :rolleyes: Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: My colleague would like to remind us all that this would not be a problem if everybody spoke and wrote in German But we'd all be shouting at each other all the time! German is such an 'angry' language ;)

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          "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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            Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Then why not just drop the u? Sounds like a smart thing to do IMO. Can't we please, just for once, not blindly follow the yanks at everything they do!? They butchered the language, they can fix it! :rolleyes: Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: My colleague would like to remind us all that this would not be a problem if everybody spoke and wrote in German But we'd all be shouting at each other all the time! German is such an 'angry' language ;)

            Ryan

            "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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            Richard Parsons
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            Ryan Binns wrote: Can't we please, just for once, not blindly follow the yanks at everything they do!? Please let us not follow them, they all voted for Kerry!?!? :sigh::doh:;) Just another day in paradise Richard

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            • C Chris Maunder

              So my laptop is, again, dying a slow painful death. I can't understand why manufacturers can't make a laptop that is ultralight, super fast, cheap as chips and can survive being dropped from a great height onto hard floors. Repeatedly. Maybe there's just no demand for it... Anyway, so my laptop blue screened and on reboot XP came up with the crash analysis. Verdict: faulty RAM. Not only did it post mortem, it went to the correct page, offered advice and then provided a link to download a memory diagnosis application. This wasn't an OS issue, rather a hardware issue, but still the OS did what it could to store, diagnose and report the problem. Well done. cheers, Chris Maunder

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              Henry miller
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              Fast, cheap, good. Pick two. I don't know who said that first, but it applies. Well sort of. Everything is a tradeoff. A heavy laptop will in general be tougher than a light one. Heavy materials often insulate, so the laptop cannot be as fast before it overheats. More material costs more money to make. There are many choices for materials though, some are better than others, each ahs advantages and disadvantages. Panisonic toughbooks are known to survive almost anything. The military sometimes runs them over with a tank. You pay for that though, some of the materials they use are more expensive. Apple and IBM are rumored to make reasonably tough notebooks. Not up to the panasonic standards, but better than most. However everyone's quality varies from model to model, so that is hard to say.

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              • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                The yanks have simply simplified their language. I mean, do you really pronounce the 'u' in colour? It sounds just like color, right? Then why not just drop the u? Sounds like a smart thing to do IMO. :) My colleague would like to remind us all that this would not be a problem if everybody spoke and wrote in German ;) -- Weiter, weiter, ins verderben. Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben. I blog too now[^]

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                David Wulff
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                Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I mean, do you really pronounce the 'u' in colour? It sounds just like color, right? To me, color would sound like kull-orr, and colour would sound like kull-er. Same sort of sound you get with the ou in could vs cold.


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                • C Chris Maunder

                  So my laptop is, again, dying a slow painful death. I can't understand why manufacturers can't make a laptop that is ultralight, super fast, cheap as chips and can survive being dropped from a great height onto hard floors. Repeatedly. Maybe there's just no demand for it... Anyway, so my laptop blue screened and on reboot XP came up with the crash analysis. Verdict: faulty RAM. Not only did it post mortem, it went to the correct page, offered advice and then provided a link to download a memory diagnosis application. This wasn't an OS issue, rather a hardware issue, but still the OS did what it could to store, diagnose and report the problem. Well done. cheers, Chris Maunder

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                  Roger Wright
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                  Nicely done, MS, much as it pains me to say anything nice about XP! Of course, checking the RAM is the job of the BIOS - during the POST phase - so the BIOS is obviously defective. Is this a Sony laptop?:rolleyes: "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot them?" - Overheard in a bar in Bullhead City

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                  • R Ryan Binns

                    Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Then why not just drop the u? Sounds like a smart thing to do IMO. Can't we please, just for once, not blindly follow the yanks at everything they do!? They butchered the language, they can fix it! :rolleyes: Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: My colleague would like to remind us all that this would not be a problem if everybody spoke and wrote in German But we'd all be shouting at each other all the time! German is such an 'angry' language ;)

                    Ryan

                    "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                    Jan R Hansen
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                    Thanks ! And let them fix (along with color) aluminum :-D Do you know why it's important to make fast decisions? Because you give yourself more time to correct your mistakes, when you find out that you made the wrong one. Chris Meech on deciding whether to go to his daughters graduation or a Neil Young concert

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                      The yanks have simply simplified their language. I mean, do you really pronounce the 'u' in colour? It sounds just like color, right? Then why not just drop the u? Sounds like a smart thing to do IMO. :) My colleague would like to remind us all that this would not be a problem if everybody spoke and wrote in German ;) -- Weiter, weiter, ins verderben. Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben. I blog too now[^]

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                      caractacus
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                      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: It sounds just like color, right? To those of us with an English/colonial accent, the phonetic difference between the pronunciation of the first and second 'o' makes it distasteful to spell the word 'color'. I suppose if you put on a Mexican accent it sounds the way the Yanks spell it. koll 'orr (ole!) kul'uhr is more like it's spoken. Still far removed from the linguo-aerobic French. Just to mix things up... I use American spelling. Otherwise my coding is inconsistent with the .NET framework and other APIs. Talk about selling out! ;P

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                        Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Then why not just drop the u? Sounds like a smart thing to do IMO. Can't we please, just for once, not blindly follow the yanks at everything they do!? They butchered the language, they can fix it! :rolleyes: Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: My colleague would like to remind us all that this would not be a problem if everybody spoke and wrote in German But we'd all be shouting at each other all the time! German is such an 'angry' language ;)

                        Ryan

                        "Punctuality is only a virtue for those who aren't smart enough to think of good excuses for being late" John Nichol "Point Of Impact"

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                        Jorgen Sigvardsson
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                        Ryan Binns wrote: They butchered the language, they can fix it! The butchering of languages is not always a bad idea. Had the Swedish language not changed to much the last 100 years, it would have been a struggle to hold a normal conversation today and to write properly. Changes is languages are 99% simplifications to ease both verbal and written communication. Easier communication sounds to me like a good idea, wouldn't you agree? Ryan Binns wrote: But we'd all be shouting at each other all the time! German is such an 'angry' language I suppose that's a matter of perspective. Swedish is closer to German in pronounciation, so I don't find it particularly angry. The adjective I'd like to use is "cool". The sheer complexity of the German verb stacking and seemingly neverending sentences makes it complicated, und thus kinda cool. :) I find Japanese to be very angry! I would never ever mess with a loud Japenese guy. :~ -- Weiter, weiter, ins verderben. Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben. I blog too now[^]

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                        • C Chris Maunder

                          So my laptop is, again, dying a slow painful death. I can't understand why manufacturers can't make a laptop that is ultralight, super fast, cheap as chips and can survive being dropped from a great height onto hard floors. Repeatedly. Maybe there's just no demand for it... Anyway, so my laptop blue screened and on reboot XP came up with the crash analysis. Verdict: faulty RAM. Not only did it post mortem, it went to the correct page, offered advice and then provided a link to download a memory diagnosis application. This wasn't an OS issue, rather a hardware issue, but still the OS did what it could to store, diagnose and report the problem. Well done. cheers, Chris Maunder

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                          I once had to use linux to discover the problem of a faulty NTFS journal that was corrupted in a crash. Windows just wouldnt even boot up, no clues, safemode not working, just reboots while booting. ntfsprogs in linux luckily had the ability to erase the journal index so it would be recreated, but it simply was beyond XP :p top secret
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                          • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                            The yanks have simply simplified their language. I mean, do you really pronounce the 'u' in colour? It sounds just like color, right? Then why not just drop the u? Sounds like a smart thing to do IMO. :) My colleague would like to remind us all that this would not be a problem if everybody spoke and wrote in German ;) -- Weiter, weiter, ins verderben. Wir müssen leben bis wir sterben. I blog too now[^]

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                            I think not using the letter U contravenes a number of EU laws young man Plus the added effect of making us kiwis/ockers and Poms a bit grumpy :P Bryce --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
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                              Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: You Pom wannabe! ;) If I mentioned wanting some crisps you may have had a point, but humour was spelt humour hundreds of years before the Yanks became allergic to the letter U. Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So i had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash 24/04/2004

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                              sic' em Michael Bryce --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
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                                I think not using the letter U contravenes a number of EU laws young man Plus the added effect of making us kiwis/ockers and Poms a bit grumpy :P Bryce --- To paraphrase Fred Dagg - the views expressed in this post are bloody good ones. --
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                                David Wulff
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                                bryce wrote: I think not using the letter U contravenes a number of EU laws :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thanks for that.


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