Self contradictions

[Phil J Pearson]

Can anyone add to this list of self-contradictory phrases? (I don't claim they're all original).

• Reality TV
• Military Intelligence
• MacDonalds food1
• Bug-free code
• VB utility
• Completed project

1 I mean my late Auntie Freda MacDonald in case anyone's feeling litigious. ;)

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[David Crow]

For a list of oxymorons, visit: http://www.oxymoronlist.com/

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"Opinions are neither right nor wrong. I cannot change your opinion. I can, however, change what influences your opinion." - David Crow

[ProffK]

You can't beat "Completed Project". I know, I know

[Phil J Pearson]

OK! I give up! Put the hose away! :eek:

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[Brandon Haase]

How about: Microsoft Works SourceSafe diet food agile developer bug fix marketing integrity industry standard

[Gary Wheeler]

Clickety[^]

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Software Zen: delete this;

[Anna Jayne Metcalfe]

How about Courage Best? Quite one of the most mediocre beers it's ever been my misfortune to try. Anna :rose: Riverblade Ltd - Software Consultancy Services Anna's Place | Tears and Laughter "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work.

[Pravarakhya]

How about Fast CodeProject :laugh: Pravar My Image Processing Article! Rate it!!

[BlackDice]

how about 'static variable' or 'constant variable' If I write code in my sleep, does that make me brilliant, or just a lazy programmer? My articles www.stillwaterexpress.com BlackDice - the programmer formerly known as bdiamond

[Phil J Pearson]

Thanks for a proper British reply!

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[peterchen]

Phil J Pearson wrote: 1 I mean my late Auntie Freda MacDonald in case anyone's feeling litigious. You dare insult my dearest Auntie?! I sue your ass off with a shotgun! :mad: ;P

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[Edbert P]

Diet does not mean no food. It means regulating your food intake for whatever purpose, e.g. weight-loss, weightlifting, diabetes prevention, etc. Edbert P. Sydney, Australia.