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    Recently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The question asked was, "Please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they did not know what "food" meant. In Western Europe, they did not know what "shortage" meant. In Eastern Europe they did not know what "opinion" meant. In south America they did not know what "please" meant. And in the U.S. they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant.

    Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

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      Recently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The question asked was, "Please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they did not know what "food" meant. In Western Europe, they did not know what "shortage" meant. In Eastern Europe they did not know what "opinion" meant. In south America they did not know what "please" meant. And in the U.S. they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant.

      Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

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      Alvaro Mendez
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      :laugh: Nice!

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        Recently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The question asked was, "Please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they did not know what "food" meant. In Western Europe, they did not know what "shortage" meant. In Eastern Europe they did not know what "opinion" meant. In south America they did not know what "please" meant. And in the U.S. they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant.

        Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

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        .. and I don't know what Monday meant (it's already Tuesday here) ;)

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          .. and I don't know what Monday meant (it's already Tuesday here) ;)

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          Damn... you're right... it is Tuesday!! Sorry, the last thing I remember is the Chicago Bears winning the divisional championship and someone saying "Try this Tequila!" :-O :omg:

          Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

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            Recently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The question asked was, "Please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they did not know what "food" meant. In Western Europe, they did not know what "shortage" meant. In Eastern Europe they did not know what "opinion" meant. In south America they did not know what "please" meant. And in the U.S. they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant.

            Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

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            And in the U.S. they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant. LOL, this is so true. Tim Smith Descartes Systems Sciences, Inc.

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              Recently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The question asked was, "Please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they did not know what "food" meant. In Western Europe, they did not know what "shortage" meant. In Eastern Europe they did not know what "opinion" meant. In south America they did not know what "please" meant. And in the U.S. they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant.

              Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

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              Nemanja Trifunovic
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              1. What is "opinion" ? 2. What is "the rest of the world" ? P.S. I was born in Eastern Europe, and now I live in USA. ;P I vote pro drink :beer:

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                Recently a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide. The question asked was, "Please give your opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they did not know what "food" meant. In Western Europe, they did not know what "shortage" meant. In Eastern Europe they did not know what "opinion" meant. In south America they did not know what "please" meant. And in the U.S. they did not know what "the rest of the world" meant.

                Mike Mullikin - Sonork 100.10096 "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." - Drew Carey

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                Ravi Bhavnani
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                ROFL! /ravi "There is always one more bug..." ravib@ravib.com http://www.ravib.com

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