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Paul Watson wrote: Oh crap, and I just shaved my head the other day. Damn, my fashion sense is so out. I have tested Janinas "you can wear whatever you want and look however you want, Paul, I don't mind" statement to it's limits. So far she has only not gotten in the car once. Is the shaved head comment a response to my head being shaved in my photo ? :-) However, it's important if the women give us some leeway to take it. I respect that. Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001
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****Christian Graus wrote: Is the shaved head comment a response to my head being shaved in my photo Oh no, I got a shave the other day before I came to London. Not a full on skin head shave, just a close one :) I can't stand having long hair, drives me nuts. ****Christian Graus wrote: However, it's important if the women give us some leeway to take it. I respect that. Oh dear I feel the whole "letting your spouse do x" topic coming on... :) But yes, I respect that as well. Takes some guts going out in public with us lot doesn't it? hehe regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Martin Marvinski wrote: Unfortunatly Deep Throat isn't my cup of tea Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront
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Paul Watson wrote: I also thought it odd that Martin was comparing himself against Qomi and Lauren. Why is that odd? I was just surprised that they had a well groomed appearance. In my case, I look like I just wrote a book for Wrox Press. I think I need to leave my computer screen and get a tan(You would think that my CRT monitor would be able to microwave me to a healthy color!) Anyway I'm not that terrible, its just that I don't have a look. But I am glad I don't have females like them working in my office because it would be too distracting(sorry sexist joke). I :love: Microsoft and :bob:
Martin Marvinski wrote: I was just surprised that they had a well groomed appearance. Man, now you're REALLY playing with fire..... Martin Marvinski wrote: In my case, I look like I just wrote a book for Wrox Press. Yes, but I BUY Wrox books for that look. To me it PROVES they are geeks and I can trust what they have to say. Wrox have VB books and the people on the cover look like used car salesmen. But I presume you're referring to covers like the 'Beginning ATL/COM' book. Martin Marvinski wrote: Anyway I'm not that terrible, its just that I don't have a look. But I am glad I don't have females like them working in my office because it would be too distracting(sorry sexist joke). Our old office had females in it, and they were distracting, because they were giggling airheads. But I'm sure the females who dwell amongst us are not like that... Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001
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Paul Watson wrote: I also thought it odd that Martin was comparing himself against Qomi and Lauren. Why is that odd? I was just surprised that they had a well groomed appearance. In my case, I look like I just wrote a book for Wrox Press. I think I need to leave my computer screen and get a tan(You would think that my CRT monitor would be able to microwave me to a healthy color!) Anyway I'm not that terrible, its just that I don't have a look. But I am glad I don't have females like them working in my office because it would be too distracting(sorry sexist joke). I :love: Microsoft and :bob:
Martin Marvinski wrote: Why is that odd? Nothing serious, don't worry about it :) regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Martin Marvinski wrote: Unfortunatly Deep Throat isn't my cup of tea Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront
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****Christian Graus wrote: Um... they are both, like, girls.... Of course I was looking at the female Cpian's pictures!(joke). I :love: Microsoft and :bob:
I have a question, what does: I also appreciate females with good conformation. mean ? Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001
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Paul Watson wrote: We don't really care, we could dress snazily if we wanted to But to look for clothes would waste too much precious time that could otherwise be spent coding or debugging, and besides, this saves money for computer stuff! :-D Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart "And that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above-average." - Garrison Keillor
Yeah- but you're looking pretty snazzy there in your pic Mr Hart ;) cheers, Chris Maunder
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Martin Marvinski wrote: I'm afraid to post my picture. Looking at Quomi and Lauren made me realize what a mess I am. Um... they are both, like, girls.... Girls have a tendency to lean towards better grooming anyway. You'll notice my photo is of my face only. Fashion for me is going to www.thinkgeek.com and buying a codito ergo sum or will work for bandwidth T-shirt. This morning my wife would not let me leave until she had put some mousse in my hair ( I kid you not ). Her exact words were 'I know the grunge look is in amongst computer programmers, but I'm still married to you'. Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001
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Chris Losinger wrote: i get to wear it on casual fridays. EVERY day is casual day at ViewBuild. I have a WDJ and a CUJ t-shirt, the two afore mentioned t-shirts, and one with the Animaniacs on it. My wardrobe is done, a different shirt each day. Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001
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****Christian Graus wrote: EVERY day is casual day at ViewBuild. I have a WDJ and a CUJ t-shirt, the two afore mentioned t-shirts, and one with the Animaniacs on it. My wardrobe is done, a different shirt each day. I've always been tempted to wear those t-shirts, but i'd probably get kicked in as soon as I left my house. Simon Nobody does chicken like MFC Sonork ID 100.10024
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Paul Watson wrote: We don't really care, we could dress snazily if we wanted to But to look for clothes would waste too much precious time that could otherwise be spent coding or debugging, and besides, this saves money for computer stuff! :-D Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart "And that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above-average." - Garrison Keillor
[I read Chris's reply and then checked your pic] A suit! A suit! Woooooohoooo! Sales? Marketing? PRoject management? Admin? Business dev? Pure management? What!?! Tell me, I need an ally! Or are you just one of those sneaky developers who wears a suit to slip past the project manager? hmmmmmm? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Martin Marvinski wrote: Unfortunatly Deep Throat isn't my cup of tea Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront
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****Christian Graus wrote: EVERY day is casual day at ViewBuild. I have a WDJ and a CUJ t-shirt, the two afore mentioned t-shirts, and one with the Animaniacs on it. My wardrobe is done, a different shirt each day. I've always been tempted to wear those t-shirts, but i'd probably get kicked in as soon as I left my house. Simon Nobody does chicken like MFC Sonork ID 100.10024
Simon Walton wrote: I've always been tempted to wear those t-shirts, but i'd probably get kicked in as soon as I left my house. I live in a rough neighbourhood myself... Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001
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I have a question, what does: I also appreciate females with good conformation. mean ? Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001
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Please don't bring that up!! :-O I stupidly wrote that in my bio because I didn't think anyone read them. I meant that I liked beautiful women. Anyway I fixed my bio so it doesn't make me sound like an idiot. I :love: Microsoft and :bob:
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Please don't bring that up!! :-O I stupidly wrote that in my bio because I didn't think anyone read them. I meant that I liked beautiful women. Anyway I fixed my bio so it doesn't make me sound like an idiot. I :love: Microsoft and :bob:
Martin Marvinski wrote: I meant that I liked beautiful women. There's a club for that - it's called being male. :-) Martin Marvinski wrote: Anyway I fixed my bio so it doesn't make me sound like an idiot. I wasn't going to say, but it's certainly much better now... Christian I have come to clean zee pooollll. - Michael Martin Dec 30, 2001
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[I read Chris's reply and then checked your pic] A suit! A suit! Woooooohoooo! Sales? Marketing? PRoject management? Admin? Business dev? Pure management? What!?! Tell me, I need an ally! Or are you just one of those sneaky developers who wears a suit to slip past the project manager? hmmmmmm? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Martin Marvinski wrote: Unfortunatly Deep Throat isn't my cup of tea Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront
Honest, I'm still a college student!! What, are you not going to accept me as a fellow programmer just because I know how to dress myself, bathe, and shave??? :-D ;P :-D :rolleyes: :eek: Come to the DARK SIDE!!! (voice in background screaming "Neverrr!!") ;P Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart "And that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above-average." - Garrison Keillor
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Honest, I'm still a college student!! What, are you not going to accept me as a fellow programmer just because I know how to dress myself, bathe, and shave??? :-D ;P :-D :rolleyes: :eek: Come to the DARK SIDE!!! (voice in background screaming "Neverrr!!") ;P Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart "And that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above-average." - Garrison Keillor
Besides, maybe among the Homos computos species I'm simply the lone mutation of the gene pool, that someday like a virus is going to convert you ALL (evil laugh) Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart "And that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above-average." - Garrison Keillor
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Honest, I'm still a college student!! What, are you not going to accept me as a fellow programmer just because I know how to dress myself, bathe, and shave??? :-D ;P :-D :rolleyes: :eek: Come to the DARK SIDE!!! (voice in background screaming "Neverrr!!") ;P Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart "And that's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and the children are above-average." - Garrison Keillor
Brian Hart wrote: Come to the DARK SIDE!!! (voice in background screaming "Neverrr!!") What a lot of people here will attest to is that I am definitley on the dark side already :) Hence the word "ally" in my original post. I wish there were more management types here on CP, just so that I could bitch and moan to them about the daft developers and their funny habits (e.g. not doing their work.) :-D But your a developer in disguise, aren't you? regards, Paul Watson Bluegrass Cape Town, South Africa "The greatest thing you will ever learn is to love, and be loved in return" - Moulin Rouge Martin Marvinski wrote: Unfortunatly Deep Throat isn't my cup of tea Do you Sonork? I do! 100.9903 Stormfront
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I'm afraid to post my picture. Looking at Quomi and Lauren made me realize what a mess I am. I'm 6' and weigh only 135lb, with big thick glassess and my style of dress is a rumpled button up shirt and equally unironed khaki pants. I'm pale as a sheet with a terrible posture. When I looked at everyone's elses photos I noticed they had a very professional appearance, while I'm totally horrible in the fashion department. I guess I just don't have a "look". Maybe I should invest in some outfits instead of buying computer gear.:(( I :love: Microsoft and :bob:
No worries, Martin. One of these days I'm going to post mine; you'll be looking like Prince Charming by comparison:laugh: I still can't decide whether I prefer the buckskins and tomahawk look, or the turban and AK-47 ensemble... Beauty is only skin deep - ugly goes clear to the bone!
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No worries, Martin. One of these days I'm going to post mine; you'll be looking like Prince Charming by comparison:laugh: I still can't decide whether I prefer the buckskins and tomahawk look, or the turban and AK-47 ensemble... Beauty is only skin deep - ugly goes clear to the bone!
Roger Wright wrote: Beauty is only skin deep - ugly goes clear to the bone! :laugh: Jon Sagara What about :bob:?
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I'm afraid to post my picture. Looking at Quomi and Lauren made me realize what a mess I am. I'm 6' and weigh only 135lb, with big thick glassess and my style of dress is a rumpled button up shirt and equally unironed khaki pants. I'm pale as a sheet with a terrible posture. When I looked at everyone's elses photos I noticed they had a very professional appearance, while I'm totally horrible in the fashion department. I guess I just don't have a "look". Maybe I should invest in some outfits instead of buying computer gear.:(( I :love: Microsoft and :bob:
Whoops! Sorry, Martin, but I'll have to revise that last post. I just skimmed the first 40 pages or soo of the Who's Who, and all of the ladies present are highly attractive. Better yet, they appear top be quite capable as well. We'll both look fairly lame in comparison, I'm afraid:laugh: And to all of those above who think that an attractive lass in the office is distracting, I can assure you it is not. Having worked many years in a mixed office, I not only was undistracted, but enjoyed the intelligent interaction with all of my teammates, regardless of gender. And the women, to the best of my knowledge, enjoyed the same. There were a few neanderthal males among the crowd, but we all ignored them and had a godd time despite them. Fear not the mixed office - savor, instead, diversity:laugh: Time doesn't play favorites - Figures sag, teeth and hair fall out, the days get longer and the nights colder for all. In the end, all you have are your love and your knowledge - share both widely!
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mine isn't very professional or attractive. it's actually a little scary. :) -c
LOL Instead of resizing it to 150x150 you simply clipped a part of it :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
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I'm afraid to post my picture. Looking at Quomi and Lauren made me realize what a mess I am. I'm 6' and weigh only 135lb, with big thick glassess and my style of dress is a rumpled button up shirt and equally unironed khaki pants. I'm pale as a sheet with a terrible posture. When I looked at everyone's elses photos I noticed they had a very professional appearance, while I'm totally horrible in the fashion department. I guess I just don't have a "look". Maybe I should invest in some outfits instead of buying computer gear.:(( I :love: Microsoft and :bob:
I think style is totally an internal thing. Very "attractive" people seem a lot less attractive when you see them be selfish, mean, or bitchy. Likewise, people that don't fit into the conventional sense of "attractive" begin to look more attractive when you are exposed to their other attributes (intelligent, compassionate, creative). Unless you are using CP to market yourself, what does it matter if you look professional? That said, if your appearance still bothers you...change it. "No one knows what power lies yet undeveloped in that wiry system of mine." Ada Lovelace 1815-1852
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My husband helps me do my hair and pick out my clothes. Sometimes if he has to get to work early I have my 7 year old help me. Cathy Life's uncertain, have dessert first!
Now, that would be one really smart 7 year old :-) Nish Sonork ID 100.9786 voidmain www.busterboy.org If you don't find me on CP, I'll be at Bob's HungOut
