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    Jon Hulatt
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    A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off :)

    using System.Beer;

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      A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off :)

      using System.Beer;

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      Chris Maunder
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      LMAO. Brilliant cheers, Chris Maunder

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        A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off :)

        using System.Beer;

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        Aamir Butt
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        :laugh::laugh: great Found on Bash.org I'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet My Articles

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          A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off :)

          using System.Beer;

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          David Wulff
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          Did you make that one up? It's very good, but I won't repeat it outside of CP lest people think I actually understand it... :-O


          Ðavid Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
          Audioscrobbler :: dwulff

          Everybody is entitled to my opinion

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            A byte walks into a bar and orders a pint. Bartender asks him "What's wrong?" Byte says "Parity error." Bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off :)

            using System.Beer;

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            Corinna John
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            '5' for that one :laugh: I would not have recognized the poor byte's error. If a 7-bit creature walked into my bar, I'd say "hello, wheres the rest of you ascii text"? _________________________________ Vote '1' if you're too lazy for a discussion

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              Did you make that one up? It's very good, but I won't repeat it outside of CP lest people think I actually understand it... :-O


              Ðavid Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
              Audioscrobbler :: dwulff

              Everybody is entitled to my opinion

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              wb
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              yes, tested the joke on my girlfried... she don't understand it.

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                Did you make that one up? It's very good, but I won't repeat it outside of CP lest people think I actually understand it... :-O


                Ðavid Wulff The Royal Woofle Museum
                Audioscrobbler :: dwulff

                Everybody is entitled to my opinion

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                Jon Hulatt
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                No, sadly I can't take the credit. It was emailed to me by a friend. No idea where it came from.

                using System.Beer;

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                  '5' for that one :laugh: I would not have recognized the poor byte's error. If a 7-bit creature walked into my bar, I'd say "hello, wheres the rest of you ascii text"? _________________________________ Vote '1' if you're too lazy for a discussion

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                  Richard Jones
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                  Corinna John wrote: a 7-bit creature Does that mean it's signed or unsigned?:confused: Top 10 Geek Resulutions: 5. To decipher what that big room is, which has the blue ceiling and poor climate control.

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